If you thought hidden sexual
perversions were restricted only to those seemingly
innocent feature-length Disney cartoons, think again!
The designer of the
Ganso Saiyuuki Super Monkey Daibouken
placed a hidden message deep in the code of the
game. You can view it only when using VirtualNES.
You must load the ROM, click on Tools, then Viewer,
then Pattern Viewer, and there you will find it. The
message is, of course, in Japanese. The text of the
message is in white characters on a red background.
So what does the
message say? It reads like a twisted man-seeking-woman classified ad:
Kaoru, born 1960 in Toyokawa-City in Aichi
prefecture, 26 years old. I want to lick a pussy. I
want a girl who has sex with me. Vagina, clitoris, I
love you! I love you!"
I wonder if this
helped get him laid...but since it was hidden in the
code, probably not.