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What does your bar tab say about you?

regretfulmorning.com — Have you ever seen a receipt laying on a bar top, and thought to yourself "I bet I know what kind of person this belongs to"? Is it possible to formulate a conclusion based solely on what someone ordered? We'd like to think so.

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  • chicagojack, on 10/06/2008, -4/+426 drinks???? looks like a lightweight to me!
    • nikpappagiorgio, on 10/07/2008, -6/+0they also left out "Roophies (2) 15.00" from Typical Douchebag
    • naner, on 10/07/2008, -4/+2The long island should count for at least two :-) At least they do when I make them...
  • FlankedOut, on 10/06/2008, -0/+14I've seen #1 in action first hand. More people laughed at him than with him, but he didn't realize it.
    • chrillen, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1Also, after extensive research from my part I can say that anyone who has a large amount of alcohol on his tab likes to drink much.
      • sadhesati, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1That's some profound information right there. Who would've thought?


        /s
  • GDigger25, on 10/06/2008, -0/+71gosh, 6 drinks for $21? where is this gaffi lounge located at?
    • jer2eydevil88, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Clifton Heights in Cincinnati on a Friday night you will find all you can drink nights (limited to beer on tap) at Martino's on Vine, this will cost you a massive $7 a person for four hours of drunken fun. Trouble is that Clifton Heights is a huge ghetto and you stand a very good chance of being robbed at gunpoint after they close up.
      • sockpuppets, on 10/07/2008, -0/+8The alcohol eases the pain of the gunshot wounds.
    • sadhesati, on 10/07/2008, -1/+6If you want cheap alcohol, go to Erie, PA. I got a Long Island there for $2.00.

      Of course, if you ever do go to Erie, be prepared for drinking to take up the bulk of your visit, because that's about the only thing there is to do there.
    • ShiftyBizniss, on 10/07/2008, -2/+2"located AT" ? ... redundancy fail
    • skidooer, on 10/07/2008, -1/+1Drinks are $2.75 at my favorite hangout. You can't afford to not go there.
  • artvandeleigh, on 10/06/2008, -23/+6my bar tab is usually "0" due to my preferred beverage: H20

    ...am i not cool?
    • EximiousPress, on 10/06/2008, -1/+8It's only not cool if you don't tip the bartender because "15% of $0 is $0" even though he refilled your glass 10 times.
      • artvandeleigh, on 10/06/2008, -8/+2point well taken. next time I'll give her a dollar.
      • GassyTurd, on 10/07/2008, -5/+3No offense, but I despise people who don't drink. ***** you.
    • chuck667, on 10/07/2008, -3/+5no.
    • imasuperDOTcom, on 10/07/2008, -2/+4This is Digg. You're not cool unless you're drunk off your ass. Preferably alone. But I dugg you up. You're cool to me.
      • artvandeleigh, on 10/07/2008, -10/+5thank you. hahhaha i'm clearly not cool for drinking water.
        ironic...and yet this'll be dugg down too due to the previous comment.
      • FlankedOut, on 10/07/2008, -2/+6I will digg you up art. Having designated drivers (h20 drinkers) like yourself, never hurts.
      • oldhick, on 10/07/2008, -4/+1Oh children... No one cares if you drink or don't drink. We certainly don't judge "coolness" based on what fluids you consume. But by needlessly pointing out that you don't drink alcohol, you verified you're not cool. Again, not because you don't drink, but because you think anyone cares.
      • artvandeleigh, on 10/07/2008, -0/+0thanks to all who digg me up for being a designated driver.
    • nmnnotmyname, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3H Twenty?

      H2O...

      But had to Digg you up for being honest.
      • artvandeleigh, on 10/07/2008, -0/+0thank you for supporting honesty....

        our nation wouldn't be in such a mess if there were more
        people like you. ; )
    • sadhesati, on 10/07/2008, -0/+4I take it you're the designated driver then? I'd see little point in going to a bar to drink water unless you were. So for that, I shall digg you up. The world needs more DDs.
      • artvandeleigh, on 10/07/2008, -1/+1oh i'm quite an exceptional DD, I appreciate the digg up.
        i don't know why drinking water is so evil.
  • Tsezu, on 10/06/2008, -6/+28I'M OVER NINE THOUUUSAAAND!
  • Snickolaz, on 10/06/2008, -10/+812 Beers and then drove home... that's only like an hour worth of drinking... maybe he stopped by the store and grabbed a case for the road, because only a lightweight would drink just 12 and then go home.
    • johndavidjack, on 10/06/2008, -1/+15Yeah, we really believe you...
    • yellowfish04, on 10/07/2008, -0/+31*takes a look at article*

      Hm, let me guess your usual tab when you go out...6 Heinekens and 6 jag bombs? Sound about right?
    • sadhesati, on 10/07/2008, -1/+4What's so bad about being a lightweight? It's less money that I have to spend to get my ass drunk...er, when I actually pay for my own drinks
      • bitterbug, on 10/07/2008, -1/+2And then eventually you just have a drink or two because you like certain types of drinks, but have no interest in getting drunk, and it gets even cheaper.
  • GaynEmo, on 10/06/2008, -3/+4lol that is amazing
  • p106peppy, on 10/06/2008, -4/+11What woman can down 5 drinks? After 1/3 of a beer I cant even stand up on my own, lol.
    • waxcrash, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3I take it you've never been to Milwaukee, WI.
      • ChaosProfessor, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1Wisconsinites have Alcohol tolerences built in. and resistance to cold.
      • duewydo, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1Well that explains why I can never get a buzz. I developed immunity by living in Milwaukee for some 10 years.
    • sockpuppets, on 10/07/2008, -1/+18Buy you a drink?
      • mufasa, on 10/07/2008, -6/+1I got money in tha bank whatchu think bout' dat ?
    • lava, on 10/07/2008, -2/+4Um, hi.
    • stellamaris, on 10/07/2008, -0/+5... GIrls who go to college and aren't in sororities.
    • theOster, on 10/07/2008, -0/+5i had a girlfriend that could and often did drink me and all my friends under the table. and we're talking scotch neat all night long. god i miss her.
    • GassyTurd, on 10/07/2008, -5/+2Fap.
    • ZeroCubed, on 10/08/2008, -0/+1Hi, I'm a girl that can say, "I can out-drink Dad". Dad get's hammered after two beers. I however, get tipsy (never get hammered) after 12 oz of straight liquor of 70-80 proof (35% - 40% alcohol by volume). A cosmo has about 2-3.5 oz of Vodka+another alcohol in it, to a total of 20% abv. Multiply that by 5, she consumed 10-17.5 oz of alcohol, probably enough to get her drunk unless she has a high tolerance.
      1.5 oz of 80 proof (40% abv) liquor = 12 oz beer, which has 8 shots of 5% abv each, equaling to 40% alcohol or 80 proof.
      So the girl drank an equivalent of a shot of 200 proof, or 100% abv. How do I compare? I drank 12 oz (8 shots) of straight alcohol at 80 proof (40%) so I can drink an equivalent of 480 proof, or 240% abv.
      So yes, a girl CAN hold her liquor.

      Know your alcohol chemistry and measurement people! The more you know, the better you understand your limits and the smarter choices you make about drinking!
  • skleiner, on 10/06/2008, -3/+7I love beer.. it's the drink of choice, even as a woman! I think I could..
  • ohnoerino, on 10/06/2008, -4/+19People actually drink Long Island Iced Tea?
    • Forsaken123, on 10/07/2008, -1/+4It can be good! But it's never, ever $4 unless it's super special something day.
      • enclaved, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Wow, I'm sorry you all have such expensive bars. But hell 4-6 dollars is normal around here for a multishot drink.
      • oninbonin, on 10/07/2008, -0/+0Yeah you're right, these bartabs are friggin ridiculously low. I'm a band member and when all is said and done, we're in ***** debt when we leave after a show more than likely.
    • shadowspawn, on 10/07/2008, -0/+7Yea, but at the right bar, 3 is the max without hitting the floor.
      • CatsAreGods, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1Hey buddy...

        at the right bar, you won't even finish one before you hit the floor!
    • wanderingsun, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3I did until I found out they have 800 calories a piece!
      • pavelmah, on 10/07/2008, -1/+4a piece?
      • Ymeg, on 10/07/2008, -0/+4a piece!
      • stk198323, on 10/07/2008, -1/+1Oh no another person who doesn't drink due to calories!

        Go to a dance club, buy a few and you will loose those calories pretty fast by the way you'll dance!
      • leerayIG88, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1i'd buy that for a dollar.
    • Ltgeo, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2$4? Are you kidding me. I don't think I've ever seen one go for less than $18 AUD (roughly $14 USD... before the exchange rate plunge the last week or so).
      • pavelmah, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3Thanks for the details about the exchange rate.
      • Murdats, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1I don't think $12aud ones are too uncommon, but the quality is hit and miss.
      • prophetpimp, on 10/07/2008, -1/+1Same here in India. do any of you non yanks get pissed when American bitch about life even though they pay less for Petrol and Booze?
      • Stradenko, on 10/07/2008, -1/+1@prophetpimp
        Just because your life sucks doesn't mean ours don't.
      • pavelmah, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1@prophetpimp We bitch and eat monkey brains.
    • dradik, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3Are you kidding me.. long island ice tea is like the biggest bang for your buck. It has all sorts of good stuff and tastes good!?!
    • Volatile36, on 10/07/2008, -1/+1I did once. But apparently that night I was taking everyone's drinks and groping their *****. Men and women. I woke up in the parking lot.
    • DroppedGT, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1I like Blue Motorcycle's same thing just blue! And best bang for buck is right..
  • avataros, on 10/06/2008, -0/+6*hic*

    It shays i'm pishhh drunkk.

  • SpillReviews, on 10/06/2008, -0/+20Buddy of mine actually produced that video at the end..landed him a job at YES network (Yankees television). *****' skanks
  • DeskFlyer, on 10/06/2008, -0/+16It says that I'm broke again.
  • BoonTobias, on 10/06/2008, -1/+18this list is missing the digger who will stay at home and finish a whole bottle of family sized vodka/gin and some lines with two of his friends while playing cod not paying attention to his girlfriend's voicemails
    • tykwondingo, on 10/07/2008, -0/+6Do I know you from somewhere?
    • AmyVernon, on 10/07/2008, -1/+7Diggers have girlfriends?
      • adarkmethod, on 10/07/2008, -1/+2frightening as it may be, some of us do
    • prophetpimp, on 10/07/2008, -1/+2stop spying on me you perve...... Hold on a sec. Girlfriends Vociemail? I don't have that.
    • Efflux, on 10/07/2008, -1/+2Family sized?? Giving some to little Timmy as well?
  • Abbeygargoyle, on 10/06/2008, -3/+15JAGERBOMBS!!!!
    • ldmyers, on 10/07/2008, -19/+2Ya know what? That's really big of you--admitting you're "The Typical Douchebag."

      *thumbs up*
    • trickynumber7, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2***** sluts
    • metroidragon, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1NOT NOW, I'M IN THE ZONE.
  • johndavidjack, on 10/06/2008, -1/+4Yeah, besides the type of employment, the construction worker one just about nailed me down to a tee...
    • jgopp, on 10/07/2008, -0/+0Or UAW employee, typical of the cheap bars in Hamtramack/Flint/Lansing MI
  • lucy22, on 10/07/2008, -3/+1They have analyzed these people pretty well. Accurate I would say.
  • artvandeleigh, on 10/07/2008, -8/+1Wait a minute - do people on digg actually go to bars?
  • Th3_anOmoLy, on 10/07/2008, -0/+11My tab usually starts with an Irish car bomb and is followed by a few pints of Guinness. In light of this article I probably come off as some snooty import drinking guy who wishes he was Irish. Oh well.
  • bixby1, on 10/07/2008, -0/+13It says I sneak in a few girly drinks when I get an opening.
  • Gm7Cadd9, on 10/07/2008, -6/+1MATH FAIL
  • daviejer, on 10/07/2008, -0/+812 Miller Light for $36. *****, I live in London where ~ £18 would get you about 5 of those bad boys.

    America?

    ***** yeah.
    • DrLeePhD, on 10/07/2008, -2/+6but you probably pay almost nothing for heineken, which is as expensive as good beer over here.
      seriously, you pay almost USD$6 for a pint of ***** american lager? really? I'm sorry.
      • Zipko, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1but Heineken sucks balls too. So it all evens out. They have cheap local beer everywhere, just a different brand depending on where you are.
      • Trublmakr, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1Canadians are always happy to learn how cheap the beer is when traveling State-side,.. that is of course until we taste it.
    • flashingcurser, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2I know places here in Montana that sell miller light in the scooner (12oz glass) off tap for $1. Would that be 50 pence? You can get pounder (16 oz) of craft beer from a brew-pub for $ 3 (£1.50)

      Yellowstone park and Glacier park are a good excuses to visit.
  • aznpwnzor, on 10/07/2008, -6/+14what are all these comments? You guys are all pretending, most diggers are 12 year olds
  • carterx, on 10/07/2008, -7/+3that your an alcoholic?
  • Ne007, on 10/07/2008, -9/+1Sorry, but construction workers aren't immune to the effects of alcohol....no matter how much the author wants to suck their *****
    • adarkmethod, on 10/07/2008, -7/+1haha, if I can down a bottle of Jager and be fine, 12 beers ain't *****. Not that I make a habit of driving like that, but it wouldnt worry me if some sort of emergency required it.
  • TheBadWolf, on 10/07/2008, -11/+5My bar tab says I don't drink.
  • MuslimGhost, on 10/07/2008, -12/+2Alcohol is cursed by Allah. The one who produces it, drinks it, transports it, sells it, and basically everyone involved in the alcohol industry from the growing of the crops all the way to the consumer is cursed by God. Avoid this great evil, Allah has only forbidden it because there is great harm in it to mankind.

    O ye who believe! Intoxicants and gambling, dedication of stones, and divination by arrows, are an abomination of Satan's handwork: eschew such abomination, that ye may prosper.

    Satan's plan is but to excite enmity and hatred between you, with intoxicants and gambling, and hinder you from the remembrance of Allah, and from prayer: will ye not then abstain? (Quran 5:90-91)
    • Unksean, on 10/07/2008, -1/+7Wanna get ***** up later? We can watch America's Funniest Imperialist Zionist Home Videos (or whatever else is on Al-Jazeera) and throw back a few Miller Lites.
    • balthisar, on 10/07/2008, -1/+3But Jesus turned water into wine, so alchohol has to be okay. Well, except for Southern Baptist Jesus, where he turned water into grape juice, even though it was still called wine which was just a code word for grape juice.

      Hey, maybe Allah's right after all!!! Who would have thunk Allah was a Southern Baptist?
      • MuslimGhost, on 10/07/2008, -2/+2Even if we assume wine was allowed for the previous nations (although I highly doubt any of the prophets drank alcohol), it is made forbidden for all human beings alive after the coming of the final revelation, the Quran. God has sworn that whoever consumes intoxicants in this world, and dies without repenting from it, He will make them drink from the river of impurities in the next world. The river of impurities is the blood and sweat and puss and other foul bodily fluids of the inmates of hell.
      • Anonchrist, on 10/07/2008, -0/+5I think this guy is just pretending to be a Muslim to make them look stupid, but I could be wrong...
      • stk198323, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Wow your god surely is a ***** bastard dude!
    • Br3ach, on 10/07/2008, -1/+4I want to buy Allah a drink
      • MuslimGhost, on 10/07/2008, -2/+1Soon will you be called into account for your blasphemy
  • nmnnotmyname, on 10/07/2008, -4/+3The Sorority Girl one wins.
  • LuckyEMS, on 10/07/2008, -1/+1havent you heard?
  • wenis, on 10/07/2008, -0/+4what if you dont fall into one of these categories?
  • formation100, on 10/07/2008, -3/+0" 12 Miller Light for $36. *****, I live in London where ~ £18 would get you about 5 of those bad boys.

    America?

    ***** yeah."

    You can pick up New Zealand for $15 a dozen.
  • Zipko, on 10/07/2008, -1/+5My bar tab says "holy ***** man, we need to get you to a hospital NOW"
  • NewSc2, on 10/07/2008, -2/+26My bar tab has ESPN, Slickdeals, Digg, Gmail, Kotaku, APOD... oh wait... that bar tab...
  • Br3ach, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1Mine was inaccurate, I was there enough they actually started giving me normal sized glasses for my drinks instead of the little ones...
  • teotbote, on 10/07/2008, -3/+1I definitely spend too much time on the internet. I read the headline as "what does your tab bar say about you?" At the time I had 12 tabs open, and I just woke up.
  • dradik, on 10/07/2008, -4/+0I wish I could go to a bar and spend that little. I remember 1 Amber Bock cost me 4 bucks, then I said ***** it and went home to get drunk.
  • nofate2029, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1All my tabs say is that I drink too much damn beer. But I never said I had a problem with it :)
  • Frostek, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Colin Laney could tell you anything you wanted to know about someone with a few receipts...

    (see Idoru by William Gibson)
    • Ebeach, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1Alison Shires is going to kill herself!!

      Couldn't resist. Dugg for awesome book reference. Dare I say I enjoyed the bridge trilogy more than the sprawl trilogy?
  • mhuggins, on 10/07/2008, -1/+7I freaking hate the girls that get free drinks all nights.

    I remember in college when I stepped up to the bar to order a couple drinks for me and my friends, and this girl set down her drink at the same time I reached for mine. My arm bumped her glass, and it sloshed her drink very slightly, getting only a little bit onto the counter top (like a sip worth). While apologizing and wiping up what I spilled, her response is "umm, I think you owe me and my friends [pointing to her 3 girlfriends] some shots." I just laughed in her face and walked away...the audacity of some people!
    • xanbu, on 10/07/2008, -9/+3Wow really? You must think getting laid is audacious. I bet you went home and played with audacity.
      • KSUdesigner, on 10/07/2008, -0/+6I bet those girls were more impressed by the fact that he turned them down. If he had bought their drinks they'd be pointing and laughing all night at the idiot who paid for their alcohol and got nothing in return.
      • johnroth, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3I'm pretty sure you don't get laid by being a ***** woman's tool. I... I'm pretty sure that's just how you get used.
    • MiDri, on 10/07/2008, -2/+4We used to harness this great power and would send my friends girlfriend out to score us free drinks. We told her what we wanted and then sent her out to get them from some lonely sap.


      Ahhh those where the days... once had a frat guy get all huffed up and yell at us because he bought a drink for her that she gave to one of us. No idea how we defused that situation, all those free drinks had me pretty sloshed.
      • mhuggins, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3Yeah, I've heard of guys doing that too, which is yet another reason for me not to buy girls like this drinks. But hey, good for you I guess! I just feel sorry for the suckers who fell for it. :P
      • johnroth, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Uh, I would never have my girlfriend do something like that, then you take the chance of getting some creep who wants to rape her following her around.
  • clemsontigers, on 10/07/2008, -1/+2This site is blocked at my office. Can someone provide a mirror? And can someone tell me how to acess a mirror so I don't have to keep asking in the future? Duggmirror doesn't work anymore.
    • KSUdesigner, on 10/07/2008, -2/+3Surely you have a bathroom where you work, there's always a mirror in there.
    • clemsontigers, on 10/07/2008, -1/+2Thanks for carrying on one of the most overused and lame jokes on here
  • scarwars, on 10/07/2008, -1/+1damn.. alcohol is expensive in America..
    • KSUdesigner, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1It's the bars that are expensive. You can go to the liquor store and get 3 times the alcohol for the same amount you'd spend in a bar.
    • htan, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2try canada lately?
  • Akaricloud, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Wonder how this article writer spends his Fridays and Saturdays.
  • wrestlingnrj, on 10/07/2008, -1/+7You see this, this is my new ***** haircut!
  • TheNWO, on 10/07/2008, -0/+4Dugg for the typical douchebag.
  • parasitemite, on 10/07/2008, -0/+5PBR! : )
  • darkdollface, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Remember guys that units add up...

    Jack Daniels + Jack Daniels x 15 = *****

    Know your limits...
  • diggtochina, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1#5 is exactly right.
  • raydeen, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1I drink at a private club. $1.25 for a lager and $2.00 for Jim Beam on the rocks. Most expensive beer I've had there was a Landshark for $2.25. Spoiled me from going out to regular bars. I can walk in with $20, tip 2 bartenders and the chef and still walk out with money in my pocket and pink elephants in my head.
  • ShiftyBizniss, on 10/07/2008, -2/+2"located AT" ? ... redundancy fail
  • heresy_fnord, on 10/07/2008, -1/+1Mine says I like Yazoo Pale Ale.
    http://www.yazoobrew.com/
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