Posted Oct 13th 2008 8:11AM by TMZ Staff
Tina Fey -- there's a new sheriff in town! A pornographic spoof of Sarah Palin was shot this weekend in the San Fernando Valley. "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" was quite the production, complete with grips (yes, we said it), craft services, the works.
The plot -- two drunk Russians are driving their tank when it runs out of gas in front of Paylin's home. You can take it from there.
The star - Lisa Ann - ran her lines for us before the shoot. Is it entertaining? You betcha.
Posted Oct 13th 2008 7:11AM by TMZ Staff
Mel B and Stephen Belafonte arrived in jolly ole England yesterday to one serious unwelcome party.
As Mel and the gang walked out of Heathrow airport in London, a crazed man approached Stephen and started verbally berating him. The man then turned his increasing anger on a still photographer at the scene, and after getting in the photog's face the two came to blows.
After the scuffle, the man's attention was back on Belafonte -- and it was at this point he threatened Stephen's life while making gun signals with his hands. Everyone finally had enough, and the group went inside to get the cops.
Belafonte told the cops the guy was "bananas," and he was eventually arrested. Scotland Yard told us he's still in custody but it's unclear if he'll be charged with a crime.
The best part -- Mel couldn't have been more amused by the whole thing.
NOTE: In the first story, we say the man threatened to stab Stephen. In the video, you can clearly hear the guy threaten Stephen's life with a gun. Our Englishman at the scene said there were "stabbing" comments too, but honestly, we can't understand half of what the guy was squawking.
Posted Oct 13th 2008 7:09AM by TMZ Staff
Jeff Gordon joked the girls he was signing for had no clue who he was -- he was right. Some of 'em thought he was Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
BTW -- Jeff was in NYC at the Madonna concert. Dale Earnhardt, Jr. was not.
Filed under: Talk Sports
Posted Oct 13th 2008 7:08AM by TMZ Staff
A ridiculously ripped Hugh Jackman turned 40-years-hotter on Sunday.
No doubt his wife, Deborra- Lee, had a good night.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
Posted Oct 13th 2008 7:05AM by TMZ Staff
Holly Madison's done with bedding an old fart -- and moved on to making some extremely lifelike art.
Check out the portrait she drew us while eating at Mel's Diner on Sunset. Who is it? Here's a hint: Girl loves lucite.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Oct 13th 2008 3:00AM by TMZ Staff
Larry Craig and Vanessa Hudgens have something in common.
They're both experiencing action in public bathrooms -- though, in Vanessa's case, she's the one being solicited. The "High School Musical" star and her "HSM" pals say fans are so crazed they're asking for autographs "underneath the stall," reports People. For Zac Efron, his mid-micturition encounter came courtesy of a fan's dad.
The stars are out shilling for "HSM 3," which is already selling out tickets ... weeks in advance.
Brady Can't Dump Off Pricey Pad
Tom Brady just got his knee knifed, and he's had to slice a little more off the asking price for his NYC pad.
Gisele's EB lopped $540K off the $18.29 mil price for his 65th-floor pad in the Time Warner Center, reports the New York Post, so now it can be had for the bargain price of $17.75 million. He originally listed it for $16.5 million way back in Feb. 2007.
He also just bought a bunch of dirt in Brentwood for $11 mil.
J. Lo and Skeletor -- Crappy Wedding Vows
Unclear why this had to happen at 3:30 in the morning, but Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony renewed their vows in Vegas this weekend.
Just like any romantic evening, reports Us, the pair played craps and went to see the Pussycat Dolls show, followed by a visit to Pure, when they started asking a minister. And then, around 3:00 AM, they did a marriage renewal ceremony.
"The word 'forever' was used a lot!" says a source. Thank LRH for that!
Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started
Posted Oct 12th 2008 1:11PM by TMZ Staff
A man was arrested at Heathrow airport in London today for going ballistic on Mel B, Stephen Belafonte and a group of photogs.
At around 3 PM, Mel, Stephen and their baby arrived at Heathrow and were greeted by a few photogs. As they were exiting the airport a random man approached them and started talking to Belafonte. We don't know what was said between the two, but the man suddenly went crazy, screaming things like "I'll get a knife and stab you" at Stephen.
We're told a still photographer told the man to leave them alone -- which incited the guy to attack the photog, grabbing his clothes and trying to punch him.
Mel, Stephen, the baby and the photogs returned inside the airport to escape the situation, which is where they got the attention of a cop. A pile of officers suddenly appeared and arrested the man.
The photogs gave statements to police, and we're told cops will be looking for Mel B and her hubby to submit statements.
Posted Oct 12th 2008 12:04PM by TMZ Staff
Kendra Wilkinson still has fresh bruises on her backside from where Hugh Hefner's swinging doors smacked her -- but you can't tell that by these incredible photos of her getting a lap dance at an L.A. event on Friday night.
The only girl-on-girl contact Hef's gonna see with his new bunny twins will be when they kick each other in the face.
Posted Oct 12th 2008 11:01AM by TMZ Staff
There were only two funny moments on SNL last week, and Mark Wahlberg laughed at just one.
Wahlberg was none too happy with the sketch, "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals," according to the New York Post.
He said: "Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. And 'Saturday Night Live' hasn't been funny for a long time. They've asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don't even know who's on the show now."
"Entourage" hasn't been that funny for a long time either, but we still watch ... Geeze, Mark.
Posted Oct 12th 2008 10:56AM by TMZ Staff
Sarah Palin is speaking to the hockey moms of America. But really, how much difference is there between soccer and hockey?
Cindy Crawford was carting her kid to and from soccer practice yesterday. Could it be -- Cindy is a Palin recruit? We're guessing not. Check out what's on her chest.
Posted Oct 12th 2008 10:30AM by TMZ Staff
How did this possibly happen? Last night in Las Vegas, the New Kids arrived at LAX Nightclub to the kind of crowd that used to go bonkers for 'em 20 years ago. Repeat. 20 years ago.
A quote from our guy in Vegas: "In all my years in Vegas, I've never seen such pandemonium over anybody."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Vegas
Posted Oct 12th 2008 10:07AM by TMZ Staff
Sam Ronson was threatened by a lawyer she's suing -- threatened with bad publicity, according to court papers.
Ronson is suing Martin Garbus, a high-profile lawyer who she claims botched her defamation case against Perez Hilton. The New York Daily News says according to the docs, after Ronson said she wouldn't pay Garbus' full legal bill, he sent her a draft of a lawsuit he planned to file against her with this warning -- "Please don't force me to do it ... The blogs will pick it up."
Garbus is an expert in the First Amendment -- that's the one that says you have a right to say whatever you want and make snarky threats to people who don't pay your bill.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Lindsay Lohan
Posted Oct 12th 2008 6:09AM by TMZ Staff
Travis Barker just updated his fans on his recovery from the horrific airplane crash last month -- and he added in a nice slap to the face to Shanna Moakler.
His MySpace reads, "Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler, who I have not seen since the week I checked in, I've been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and an Georgia. The hospitals I've been treated at are THE BEST."
Travis goes on the say he's now able to move all the fingers on his right hand, and he'll undergo his 7th surgery on Monday.
NOTE: The Shanna diss has been edited out of the main MySpace article -- but the line remains on Barker's actual page.
Posted Oct 12th 2008 5:01AM by TMZ Staff
Legendary actor Karl Malden has appeared in classic films like "A Streetcar Named Desire," "On the Waterfront" and "Patton." Guess what he looks like now!
Filed under: Movies, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
Posted Oct 12th 2008 4:59AM by TMZ Staff
For those of you sick of hearing about Disney teen stars buying multi-million dollar homes during a major financial crisis -- just stop reading.
Vanessa Hudgens, 19, just sang and danced her way into a $2.75 million home in Studio City, CA. Zac Efron can now visit Hudgens unchaperoned in her six bedroom, 6.5 bath, 5,200 sq. ft. home -- which includes a pool, spa and a "barbeque island," according to the L.A. Times.
Also on part of Vanessa's new digs -- a wine cellar -- which, of course, she won't use till she turns 21. Because that would be illegal.
Filed under: The Rich Life
