Ah, the life of a frontrunner.

Arizona Sen. John McCain spent Sunday at his Sedona estate serving ribs on barbie to the national press. It’s a luxury of time that his Democratic opponents cannot enjoy. And boy does it pay off in dividends, my friends.

Back in the private sector? Planning his next presidential bid? In McCain’s cabinet? Take it away, readers …

Hillary: Yoohooo… Johnny Boy, over here ….. Hey, have I mentioned you’re looking smashing today?

Obama (glancing askew): Did you hear something Johnny?

Edwards: I don’t know Barack. Sounded like a distant shrill cry … Hey, about that memo you sent around saying I want American jobs to go to the Chinese …

Obama (brandishing shiny object):  Who, me? Did I do that? You sure that wasn’t Shrillary? In any case, have I mentioned you’re looking smashing today? 

Is the person launching a campaign to boycott Chuck Norris-endorsed products.

Is the Total Gym even on the market anymore?