With its productive capacity virtually eliminated, the US became merely a haven for a bunch of property savants buying and selling an ever-expanding pool of assets with questionable intrinsic value, all the while borrowing from Asian investors to actually fund their living expenses.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Where we're at and how we got there.
NEWS FLASH !!! REPUBLICAN DENIES BLAME !!! DOG BITES MAN !!!
CONVERSATION OF THE DAY....Between Rahul Dilip Shah and Shannon Mooney, a pair of analysts at the credit rating agency Standard & Poor's, chatting via IM back in 2007:
RDS: btw: that deal is ridiculous
SM: I know right ... model def does not capture half of the risk
RDS: we should not be rating it
SM: we rate every deal
SM: it could be structured by cows and we would rate it
and another:
....Mr. Waxman’s committee also cited an internal e-mail exchange between [Frank] Raiter, who had been asked to rate a collateralized debt obligation called “Pinstripe,” and Richard Gugliada, an S.& P. managing director. Mr. Raiter had requested highly detailed data about each individual loan, known as loan level tapes, to assess the creditworthiness of the loans in the security, but Mr. Gugliada wrote: “Any request for loan level tapes is totally unreasonable!!! It is your responsibility to provide those credit estimates and your responsibility to devise some method for doing so.”
Mr. Raiter responded: “This is the most amazing memo I have ever received in my business career.”
today on the campaign trail
...and so Barack Obama turns around, looks William Ayers in the eye, and says "I may not know a lot about smallpox, but I can tell you one thing - that's a lot of dead Injuns." |
But let me get serious for a moment. This election is far from over, my friends, this election is far far from over. |
Quite far from over. |
FAR FROM OVER! FAR FROM OVER! FAR FROM OVER! FAR FROM OVER! FAR FROM OVER! |
As a matter of fact, you could say that I have Senator Obama right where I want him. Today, rather than respond to charges that he has maliciously slandered Joe the Plumber, Barack Obama has chosen to run away on a little jaunt to Hawaii. I'll just bet that Joe the Plumber wishes he could afford a Hawaii vacation. |
So would Joe the Senator and Joe the Lumberjack. |
SO WOULD WE! SO WOULD WE! SO WOULD WE! SO WOULD WE! SO WOULD WE! SO WOULD WE! |
But that's not the worst of it, my friends, not by a long shot. Barack Obama is running off to Hawaii in order to see a white woman. |
NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! KILL HIM! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! NOOO! |
Pssst, John, you're getting them too worked up. You need to tell these people that he's going to Hawaii to be with his grandmother. |
Holy cow! His grandmother! |
My friends, Senator Lieberman has just informed me that it's even worse than I thought... |
Zappaty Doo Dah
Ara Rubyan debuts at The American Street
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
great news for republicans, top of the charts at Google News
Palin's Spending Spree Sheds Light on Campaign's Priorities ABC News
Shop, baby, shop? GOP spent $150K on Palin clothes The Associated Press
sent this off to son-in-law Mike:
hey Mike, is this the gal who's gonna go through the budget line by line and save us a pile of money? if you see me in the obits tomorrow, it's because I died laughing. steve
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14805.html
Wait, there's more! File this under lipstick on a capitalist pig.
Aside from the $150,000 wardrobe upgrade, the RNC is picking up the tab for Sarah to have a traveling makeup artist. And not just any old makeup artist, either - it's Amy Strozzi, head makeup person from 'So You Think You Can Dance'. Cost for September, $13,200.
Joe called. He wants his fifty dollar campaign contribution back.
gerson asks the burning question
and again with the fucking Democratic "overreach". this seems to rank right up there with 'death by 10,000 spiders' in republican lore. "don't be scared Billy," said Mother, "look, there's no Democratic overreach under your bed." but wise Father Republican says, "mark my words son, there will be, so you'd better prepare to be scared. and plot your pushback, and pre-celebrate your victory and resurgence."
mikey ends his screed with this, "But maybe only a passionate, committed, courageous moderate could succeed. Isn't that ironic."
like a good moderate, I'll give you a passionate, committed and courageous 'maybe' on that one good buddy. there's evidence for all views, so how can I choose? plus like most of mike's audience I believeth not in evidence, so what the fuck is he talking about? just point to the view I should have faith in, that I can handle.
Michael Gerson has a column in the WPost. Isn't that ironic.
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Loanership Society
Thrift Shop?
Joe wept
Some people may get a chuckle out of Sarah the Clotheshorse and her RNC funded $150,000 shopping spree at Saks and Neiman. But not me, cause I know how important appearance can be when you're out in the public eye. Where is Mister Blackwell when we really need him? He would have been the first to tell you that you just can't inspire confidence when you "look like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmer's Almanac". Was it "For sure, Johnny Mac, I'll be your vice, but I'm going to need some new duds." Or was it "We need to put some lipstick on this pig." Whatever. Like spokesman Tracey Schmitt says, "With all of the important issues facing the country right no, it’s remarkable that we’re spending time talking about pantsuits and blouses. It was always the intent that the clothing go to a charitable purpose after the campaign."
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earth to everyone who tacks this phrase on the end ...
this current batch of republicans don't give a flying fuck in a rat's ass about governing, it's 100% politics with ideology sprinkles. where the hell have you been for eight years?
Political Reality
FUCK OFF !!
breaking ...evil lazy, pie-crazy Sandy Underpants tells his twelve readers to fuck off
no I didn't
of course you did
I didn't mean it that way, it was taken out of context
bullshit
I walked into a trap
you're flat out nuts dude
no you are. my opponent has said much worse
what opponent, what the hell are you talking about?
I'm proud of my campaign
ps. captain obvious here: why is anyone expecting mccain to adhere to the 84 mil campaign limit? I mean c'mon, look who we're talkin' about, mister whatever it takes, fully justified.
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
stuff 'n things, tit free
seems a bit like the republicans are already celebrating a successful pushback and rebirth from a Democratic overreach that hasn't happened yet. because, you know, time exists.
um howzabout we play out the fucking hand redouchecans.
the r's sure do a dumpster full of bluffing. the smart move whould be to call them every time until we had all their money and pride. I can't remember a hand they haven't overplayed. the surge, need I say more? a pair of queens and they're biddin' like they have two pair. of queens. christ on a cracker, if the surge didn't add an inch in length and girth, you still got some comin' mister. best thing ta happen since god got lonely. you like ice cream? I know, who don't? the surge is a lifetime of free ice cream, the best you've ever eaten. plus sex with movie stars, or a Bill Ayers lynching party, your choice.
two old men, lazy day, park bench: "hey grumpy, ya get any on the side lately?" "Dang, it's been so long, I didn't know they'd moved it."
two old men, walk in the park: "sure looks nice out." "yup, looks so nice out, think I'll leave it out all day."
it was a miscommunication, the meek will inherit the afterbirth. -god
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My endorsement
"I just want to button this up because the Drive-Bys had a tizzy over my allegation that his nomination was about race. Well, let me say it louder, and let me say it even more plainly. It was totally about race! The Powell endorsement is totally about race." - Rush Limbaugh, 10/20 "Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here, if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're going to going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy." - Joe Biden, 10/19 These were the two major talking points yesterday for the right-wing media, an embarrassment of riches for the neocons after a month spent on the fruitless topics of Bill Ayers and ACORN. The first point, of course, is nonsense, the sort of spiel you expect from the right-wing media elite who, while not racist themselves, are willing to enlist the support of racists as a means to their ends. (In reality, Rush and Sean would be appalled at the thought of sharing a beer with people that buy into their propaganda). Chris Mathews did a nice job of dismissing Limbaugh by saying [I paraphrase] "I guess Rush is just supporting McCain because he's white." The second point deserves a little more scrutiny because, I'm sorry to say, it's absolutely true. If there is any interest out there who wants to make a move on the U.S., there is no better time to do it than during the early months of a new administration. History shows this to be verifiably true. Remember back, if you will, to the the early days of the last new administration. Six months and three weeks into the Bush administration, there was a PDB with the ominous heading of 'Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US'. Before that, there had many similar warnings, even before the administration took office. Bush was disinterested, and the rest is history. Bush failed the test. You can bet your boots that neither McCain or Obama would make that particular mistake again. Problem is, tactically speaking, history does not repeat itself. Now listen to the arrogance of John McCain reacting to Biden's statement.
John McCain doesn't get it. John McCain assumes that he won't have to 'get used to the office' by virtue of his having wanted it for so long. John McCain thinks Joe Biden was giving him a compliment, insinuating that America won't be tested, if only he's elected president. John McCain is so vain, he doesn't think this song is about him. John McCain ignored Joe Biden's closing words on the 'testing' matter, which were "They're going to find out this guys got steel in his spine." The only reasonable, credible response from John McCain, which would have been "I too expect to be tested, and when that time comes, I will be ready and steadfast." Anything else is arrogant and dangerous, the words of a man who will get quickly be played for a sucker, and in the process endanger us all. I hereby endorse Barack Obama for president. He still has the sense and grounding to pay attention. |
Belacqua is stoned again.
sucking on shit, the broken hymns of the Heavenly Hosts did engulf me as they sang praises to our fall into idealized savagery in our battle against the forces of moral relativism; and in the spinning light I saw the incinerated face of a toddler raised up on high as a symbol of Columbia’s loving wrath while the Heavenly Hosts sung praises to the child’s raped and broken mother, praising her as our Virgin of Freedom while Virtue’s phosphorescent torch shone its glory on the mass graves and blood-begrimed prison cells; and the Heavenly Hosts proclaimed napalm empire’s Viagra without which its flaccidity would cower behind its alabaster codpiece; and the furred angels sang and enfolded me in their wings that reeked of the rotted dead and the acrid stench of rubble shattered and turned to dust as the angels rose heavenward singing your name and praising you as the Burning Bush that would spread its flame over the face of the earth even as they granted you remission of your sins through the intercession of Shock and Awe…
and I slept the sleep of the brain dead
…or whatever.
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Monday, October 20, 2008
"Hello? General Petraeus? This is John McCain." "Oh, hi Senator. What can I do for you?" "Nothing, General, not a thing. Can't a Senator just call up an old pal to say hello?" "You're not really an old pal, Senator, and I'm really kind of busy at the moment..." "Not a pal? Who visited you time after time in Iraq when they had a few days off? Why, that was me, John McCain. You know, I never visited General Powell in Iraq... Although, God knows, if I had it all to do over again..." "You're bummed out about the Powell endorsement, aren't you?" "John McCain doesn't get bummed out. John McCain spent five and a half years vowing never to be bummed out again. John McCain has the endorsement of hundreds of former Generals and Admirals, and is not about to be bummed out by the defection of one chucklehead, no way, no how." "Well, good. I'm glad to hear you're in good spirits." "It's just that John McCain would like to ask one very small favor from the man he supported when things were shaky, and the smell of defeat hung thickly in the air." "Please don't ask." "You know it's just a couple of weeks until election day..." "Please don't ask." "...and I was asking myself, just who is the most famous general in the whole wide world?" "Please don't ask." "It's certainly not Colin Powell, not anymore. No, the single most exalted General of our times would be the one who took a hopeless situation in Iraq, and single-handedly..." "Senator McCain, as an active duty soldier, I simply cannot endorse a candidate. It's forbidden. So don't ask." "Me ask you for an endorsement? Heaven forbid. As you might know, I'm an old military man myself, I know the rules. Still, I was thinking maybe you could spare a wink and a nod..." "A wink and a nod?" "Oh, you know, if someone were to ask you about the presidential race, you could say the same thing you just told me - 'I cannot endorse John McCain for president because it would be inappropriate.' And then maybe wink at the camera." "What camera?" "Well, the campaign has a crew coming down to your office a little later this afternoon, and I thought..." "Call them off, McCain. Immediately." "It would just take a few minutes, and they're already on their..." "Immediately." "Oh... Okay... Sorry to bother you at work, General." "That's okay, Senator. Now, goodbye. And good luck." "Good luck? Thanks, General, I'll take that as an implied endorsement." |
Iraqi Puppy Adopted by Soldier
Al Queda in Iraq has successfully disguised their Top Lieutenant, Second in Command Rasheed "Ratchet" al Purinahm, as a puppy bound for Minnesota.
Sgt. Gwen Beberg of Minneapolis and an online petition signed by tens of thousands are helping Ratchet establish a terrorist cell in America's Heartland.
Beberg's congressman, D- Muslim Keith Ellison, was also instrumental in paving the way for Al Queda in Iraq's entry into the USA.
Clip Art and Used Paperback Discuss the Colin Powell Endorsment of Obama
Hello, McFly! Barack Hussein Osama is Black! Focus, people, focus!
Obama isn't as dark as Cynthia McKinney, so naturally Powell is endorsing that one.
Among them the casual Yankees and the poor whites and even the southerners who had lived for a while in the north, who believed aloud that it was an anonyomous negro crime committed not by a negro but by Negro and who knew, believed, and hoped that she had been ravished too: at least once before her throat was cut and at least once afterward.
Take The Skinheads Bowling, take them bowling.
King of Bitches, 1922-2008
I was saddened to read this morning about the death of Mr. Blackwell, the self-proclaimed 'worst bitch in the world'. The man was an American original, and like Dracula, I thought he would be around long after I was dust. I remember seeing him as a youngster when my mother would have on her afternoon shows - Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin - and Mr. Blackwell would be there, immaculately dressed, uttering bitchy cruelties about the rich and famous of the day. The host and guest would laugh heartily, all the while pretending to be shocked, shocked. And although I didn't understand all of the subtext, their reaction was a revelation to me. Mr. Blackwell rose from his youth as a punk thief and prostitute to become a fringe actor in Hollywood, and then went on to work as a fashion designer. He claimed to have created the first designer jeans for women, and while history won't verify this, his creation of the 'Worst Dressed List' in the early sixties is beyond doubt. That creation is as responsible as anything for the celebration of the bad and the inane in the world. Without Mr. Blackwell, there surely would be no John Waters. I've written about Mr. Blackwell - or rather as him - a number of times; popping up at a Scott McClellan press conference to criticize the White House Christmas tree, writing a column about Dick Cheney's vulgar fashion statement at a ceremony for the liberation of Auschwitz, and expressing his disappointment of Michael Jackson's choice of proper attire for a courtroom, a piece that I'll reprint below as I bid the bitch adieu. Michael Jackson's Fashion Disaster Oh, my. I am saddened. Almost beyond speaking. But not quite. Even though his world may be crumbling in a thousand small ways, there is one compliment that I have always been willing to hand to the Man in the Mirror. He always knows how to dress. Dazzling, at times, dramatic at others, or just ready to dance his heart out, Michael does have the look, and oh how he flaunts it. He knows that real stars are born and not made, dressed rather than simply clothed. The genius behind 'Dancing Machine' is one of the few people on earth that I know who can still wear a waistcoat with sufficient dignity. So I was crushed, Michael, to see you in pajama bottoms tonight. I must say, you reminded me of Dorothy Lamour - not a good thing, not a look for a still vibrant young pop singer such as yourself. A sarong, I think you could have pulled that off, but a pajama bottom, no no no no no no no. You went outside without your makeup, didn't you? It's not a wise decision, Michael. I disagree with those who say you look like a rotting corpse, but even the queen of style, Elizabeth Taylor, applied fresh lipstick on the night she accidentally inhaled a turkey leg at the Richard Burton Funeral ball and had to be wheeled out with her dress above her knees. Michael - please phone me. AND DO NOT USE THOSE NEGRO BODYGUARDS. Was that a tie clasp? Shudder. Everybody, and I mean everybody, is using Polynesians these days, and we do so count on you to show us a stylish way to suffer. |
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Two Chickens In Every Pot
"What did they call that sail-like rigging above old beds?
"A canopy!"
"No, that was UNDER the bed..."
Bada-bing! Haw-haw. Jehovah's Witnesses' idea of risque humor, "That was UNDER the bed." Makes me think of the expression "Ain't got a pot to piss in."
See, grandma had a pot to piss in, white enamel coated it was, with a matching lid, kinda like its blue enamel New England cousin that cooked lobsters, and she kept it under the bed. Disgusting, yes, but better than a trip to the outhouse in winter.
Myself, I grew up a little better. I seem yo remember we had a pot to piss in until I was about 5 years old. Then Joe and his plumber friends came over and rigged up some pipes, first cutting a space into the living room, then abruptlydismantling all that when Mom had a shit fit, cutting into the master bedroom instead and - PRESTO! - our stinky outhouse was immediately obsolete, along with that recycled Sears catalog on its ledge and all those lurid good better best brasierre pages near the front pages of it. I digress. The outhouse remained for a year or two, vestigially filling a niche for those moments like when you're out gathering eggs and couldn't quite make it to the house.
Then, one day it happened, like Puff the Magic Dragon it was gone - though the grass was always greener there, and the mulberry trees nearby fruited magnificently for years to come in a silent tribute to its ecological contribution.
So that expression, "Ain't got a pot to piss in" never made much sense to me. If you got a toilet, you don't need a pot to piss in. If you're outdoors, you don't need one either. All you have to do is find a tree or wander out into the corn field.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
secret constituency
“That’s Obama,” he said. - from Politico
As Sandy notes below, and I've mentioned previously, this is a real phenomenon, one that's probably not being picked up much by the pollsters. Lets hope so.
stolen from Sullivan
Woman turns back to canvasser, and says brightly and matter of factly: "We're voting for the n***er.""
I heard a similar story a while back from Mark Hoback
shorter CDS
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Friday, October 17, 2008
Levi Stubbles (June 6, 1936 - October 17, 2008)
Great name, great group, great memories - thank you Mr. Stubbs. Check him out as the voice of Audrey II in Little Shop Of Horrors.
"FACT! Barack Obama and sixties radical Bill Ayers were both associated with the Chicago Annenberg Challenge, a radical education foundation whose radical goal is to radically educate black children by educating them... while they are still black."