TONY Mokbel was a "goose" who should have hidden in the mountains of Lebanon, according to an alleged drug syndicate kingpin.
TELSTRA has announced it will cut 800 jobs as part of "streamlining" measures, with unions predicting poorer service for customers.
A COUPLE have been seriously injured after a tree fell on them and their children at a tourist spot off the Great Ocean Road.
A DRUNKEN bodybuilder who viciously beat a young woman after she rejected his advances has been jailed for at least six months.
PM Kevin Rudd says Australia's financial institutions are still in a sound position, despite billions being wiped off stocks today.
CHANNEL 7's Grant Denyer is expected to be out of action for months after suffering spinal injuries in a monster truck accident.
ADELAIDE'S Olympic parade was no show-stopper with underwhelming crowds and few big-name athletes.
A MAN accused of posing as an ASIO agent to allegedly fleece $250,000 from a single mum was arrested at Melbourne airport.
A FEDERAL MP's apology for triggering inquiries into the standard of a beef dish has done little to tame fury over his time-wasting antics.
A THREE-YEAR-OLD girl has been bitten on the back and buttocks by a dingo at Eurong on Fraser Island.
AUSTRALIAN Olympians celebrating success at the Beijing Games fell victim to dangerous drink-spiking at a Beijing bar.
AN ambitious Melbourne-based internet company has spent millions on a bold plan to turn the entire World Wide Web into a 3D environment.
JUST three days after it went on sale, copies of The Costello Memoirs have been dumped in the bargain bins.
A SERIAL sex offender accused of abusing an Australian Idol contestant when she was a schoolgirl is the subject of several fresh complaints to police.
CHANNEL 7's Grant Denyer is in hospital with spinal injuries after an accident at the wheel of a monster truck.
WOULD-BE suicide bomber Abdullah Merhi said relations between Muslims and non-Muslims were at boiling point when he was arrested.
THE race to become shadow treasurer on Malcolm Turnbull's new front bench shapes as a contest between Victorian Liberal Andrew Robb and deputy leader Julie Bishop.
A NSW coroner has blamed a local council for the deaths of five family members in a preventable road collapse.
THE Australian share market was hammered today amid losses on the financial sector over fears the crisis on Wall Street would continue.
POLICE say a female cyclist killed in Melbourne's CBD this morning may have fallen off her bike into the path of an oncoming bus.
POLICE have charged a man over the murder of a woman whose body was set alight and dumped in a bin in Keysborough.
FORMER fugitive Tony Mokbel should have enjoyed a champagne lifestyle in the Lebanese mountains, says an alleged drug syndicate kingpin.
AUSTRALIAN shares have been hammered today, wiping around $40 billion off the market after doom and gloom on Wall St continued overnight.
BILL Gates has overtaken Warren Buffett to regain the title of America's richest person - and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg debuts.
A FEMALE cyclist's death this morning in the city after she was hit by a bus has triggered new calls for a bus ban on Swanston St.
A ST Kilda pub promotion urging women to remove their underwear in return for a $50 drink card has been banned.
ISLAMIC militants have killed 16 people in a car bomb and rocket attack on the US embassy in Yemen today.
ANOTHER nightmare day on Wall St saw the Dow Jones close almost 450 points down, while the Australian dollar hit a 13-month low.
ARTHUR Dent will get to continue his adventures across the universe with another tale in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series announced.
A MAN is battling life-threatening injuries in a Melbourne hospital after being hit in the head during a fight last night.
A MOTOCYCLIST has been killed and two men are in hospital with head and leg injuries after a collision in Melbourne's outer-east early today.
MORE than $100 billion has been wiped out of Aussie superannuation funds as the global financial meltdown worsens.
LOCAL and overseas insurers are eyeing the Australian and Asian assets of embattled US insurer American International Group ahead of a widely-anticipated asset sales program.
VOLUNTEERS who have spent decades helping the sick have been booted out of hospitals so big business can make more money.
PENSIONERS have slammed MPs for being out of touch after a complaint about beef stroganoff triggered Parliament House inquiries.
OLYMPIC gold medallist Cathy Freeman has flown home to join relatives struggling to cope with the death of her younger brother.
POLICE have charged a man over the murder of a woman whose body was set alight and dumped in a bin in Keysborough.
THE Opposition has slammed a softening of the Government's 'zero tolerance' policy to sexual offences committed by teachers.
A ST Kilda pub offering free drinks to women who remove their underwear will be investigated by liquor licensing authorities.
A MAN accused of posing as an ASIO agent to allegedly fleece $250,000 from a single mum was arrested at Melbourne airport.
WORK has started on the controversial $750 million Sugarloaf Pipeline project that will bring 75 billion litres of water to Melbourne.
POLICE are amazed at the stupidity of a Melbourne motorist who drove with a plank of wood protruding from their car.
A COURAGEOUS nurse braved thick smoke and flames to drag an elderly man from a burning building. He kicked down the back door to save the man.
A SUSPICIOUS fire at a tyre recycling plant in Melbourne's south-west last night has caused severe damage.
A MOTOCYCLIST has been killed and two men are in hospital with head and leg injuries after a collision in Melbourne's outer-east early today.
MODEL Kasia Z has confirmed she and Lance "Buddy" Franklin are an item. The brunette put an end to months of rumour and speculation.
TAXPAYERS, not ConnectEast, will fork out millions of dollars to build pedestrian bridges along EastLink. The Government will pay almost $10m.
A SYNDICATE trafficking drugs across the Victorian border into southern NSW has been smashed by raids by heavily armed tactical officers on a series of homes yesterday, police say.
HEARTBROKEN footy fans have labelled the AFL greedy for pushing up the price of finals tickets. They say they cannot afford to pay the premium prices.
THE state planning tribunal ignored an EPA recommendation for a 500m buffer around a tip that now leaking methane in Cranbourne.
ERNIE Sigley was swamped with calls from well wishers yesterday after it was revealed he was quitting his 3AW drive program after 12 years. He said he would be finishing up after the Spring Carnival.
A SERIAL sex offender accused of abusing an Australian Idol contestant when she was a schoolgirl is the subject of several fresh complaints to police.
WOULD-BE suicide bomber Abdullah Merhi said relations between Muslims and non-Muslims were at boiling point when he was arrested.
A REVELLER left fighting for his life with a brain injury after a Schoolies' Week bashing at Lorne wants his "cowardly" attacker jailed.
MORE than $100 billion has been wiped out of Aussie superannuation funds as the global financial meltdown worsens and our market takes a hammering.
VICTORIA is fast becoming Australia's tourist mecca with figures showing it was the only state to record a rise in visitor numbers in the past year. Domestic visitor numbers are up 2.2 per cent from last year.
A NORTHCOTE kayaker yesterday told how he deliberately broke a leg to avoid drowning in a torrent of whitewater near Mt Beauty.
THEY gathered at a gala function at Docklands last night for the one man who could not be there. "They" included businessmen and Carlton Crew identity Mick Gatto.
OUR Olympic heroes were given a gold-medal welcome home by tens of thousands of Melbourne fans yesterday. Grant Hackett, Leisel Jones and Steve Hooker were among 19 Victorian medallists.
VOLUNTEERS who have spent decades helping the sickhave been booted out of hospitals so big business can make more money.
A TODDLER whose malformed fingers were replaced with two of her toes in a 10-hour operation is now moving her new "tingers".
THE Royal Melbourne Show has swung into action with some high-flying stunts by Ukrainian Cossack rider Sergiy Khimich and his trusty sidekick, Mojo.
ONE in three new parents don't get a full night's sleep in the year after having a baby, a poll has found. And two-thirds of kids 2 to 6 are climbing into bed with their parents.
MOVE over, all you one-eyed footy fans. It's time to make way for a one-legged Bulldogs fan hopping with joy over his team's finals chance. Footy fanatic Daniel Redi was invited to training yesterday.
A COUPLE have been seriously injured after a tree fell on them and their children at a tourist spot off the Great Ocean Road.
POLICE say a female cyclist killed in Melbourne's CBD this morning may have fallen off her bike into the path of an oncoming bus.
A DRUNKEN bodybuilder who viciously beat a young woman after she rejected his advances has been jailed for at least six months.
FORMER fugitive Tony Mokbel should have enjoyed a champagne lifestyle in the Lebanese mountains, says an alleged drug syndicate kingpin.
NORLANE rapist Joshua Maynard was reported for breaching his parole conditions weeks before he attacked a 15-year-old girl.
A FEMALE cyclist's death this morning in the city after she was hit by a bus has triggered new calls for a bus ban on Swanston St.
A MAN is battling life-threatening injuries in a Melbourne hospital after being hit in the head during a fight last night.
A NSW coroner has blamed a local council for the deaths of five family members in a preventable road collapse.
CHANNEL 7's Grant Denyer is expected to be out of action for months after suffering spinal injuries in a monster truck accident.
ADELAIDE'S Olympic parade was no show-stopper with underwhelming crowds and few big-name athletes.
A FEDERAL MP's apology for triggering inquiries into the standard of a beef dish has done little to tame fury over his time-wasting antics.
A THREE-YEAR-OLD girl has been bitten on the back and buttocks by a dingo at Eurong on Fraser Island.
JUST three days after it went on sale, copies of The Costello Memoirs have been dumped in the bargain bins.
AUSTRALIAN Olympians celebrating success at the Beijing Games fell victim to dangerous drink-spiking at a Beijing bar.
AUSTRALIAN shares have been hammered today, wiping around $40 billion off the market after doom and gloom on Wall St continued overnight.
OLYMPIC gold medallist Cathy Freeman has flown home to join relatives struggling to cope with the death of her younger brother.
CYCLING great Lance Armstrong may be heading to Australia to start his comeback.
THE race to become shadow treasurer on Malcolm Turnbull's new front bench shapes as a contest between Victorian Liberal Andrew Robb and deputy leader Julie Bishop.
A SYNDICATE trafficking drugs across the Victorian border into southern NSW has been smashed by raids on a series of homes yesterday, police say.
PENSIONERS have slammed MPs for being out of touch after a complaint about beef stroganoff triggered Parliament House inquiries.
PM Kevin Rudd says Australia's financial institutions are still in a sound position, despite billions being wiped off stocks today.
ANOTHER nightmare day on Wall St saw the Dow Jones close almost 450 points down, while the Australian dollar hit a 13-month low.
OLDER celebrity mums such as Nicole Kidman, Madonna and Halle Berry are to blame for women's unrealistic expectations of giving birth after age 40, an IVF expert says.
MORE than $100 billion has been wiped out of Aussie superannuation funds as the global financial meltdown worsens.
CHANNEL 7's Grant Denyer is in hospital with spinal injuries after an accident at the wheel of a monster truck.
INDONESIA will not join any Asian arms race, its defence minister said today, following Kevin Rudd's plan to build up Australia's military in response to a regional weapons buying spree.
EAST Timorese President Jose Ramos-Horta has rejected reports that rebel leader Alfredo Reinado was executed rather than killed in a gunbattle with police.
SEVEN US soldiers have been killed in a helicopter crash in southern Iraq, the US military said.
A FORMER Japanese serviceman who said he wanted to have fun was taken into custody today for allegedly hurling explosive-laden fire extinguishers towards the Imperial Palace, reports said.
ISRAELI Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni has secured a narrow victory in a party leadership contest that sets her on course to succeed the scandal-crippled Ehud Olmert as prime minister in the coming weeks.
BILL Gates has overtaken Warren Buffett to regain the title of America's richest person - and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg debuts.
A US soldier in Iraq is detained after allegedly shooting dead a superior and another soldier at a discussion about his leadership.
PRIVATE messages and what appear to be email addresses for Sarah Palin's family members have been revealed by hackers.
A US soldier has allegedly opened fire on a superior and another unit member, killing them both, the US Army said today.
ISLAMIC militants have killed 16 people in a car bomb and rocket attack on the US embassy in Yemen today.
A "ROBIN Hood" bank manager has been jailed for taking money from the accounts of his rich clients and putting it into those of struggling businesses.
CELEBRITY French chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten has agreed to settle a lawsuit over tips filed by waiters at his swank New York restaurants for $US1.75 million ($2.21 million), court papers say.
TWO suicide car bombers set off a series of explosions outside the heavily fortified US embassy in Yemen, killing 16 people.
ANOTHER nightmare day on Wall St saw the Dow Jones close almost 450 points down, while the Australian dollar hit a 13-month low.
ARTHUR Dent will get to continue his adventures across the universe with another tale in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series announced.
THE inventor of the world wide web has called for a new labelling system to help people distinguish fact from fiction when browsing the internet.
A WOMAN allegedly drowned her four-year-old daughter in the bath because she was embarrassed by the child's mild cerebral palsy.
SUSPECTED killer Amanda Knox came face to face with the family of Meredith Kercher for the first time yesterday at a hearing to decide if she should be tried over the British student's murder.
A PET fish has given new meaning to swimming upstream after it managed to get into its owner's penis while the boy was urinating.
THE inventor of the world wide web has called for a new labelling system to help people distinguish fact from fiction when browsing the internet.
SOMCHAI Wongsawat, brother-in-law of ousted premier Thaksin Shinawatra, won a majority of votes in parliament yesterday to become Thailand's prime minister.
SHE'S known more for comedy Absolutely Fabulous but actor Joanna Lumley yesterday played a new role as an advocate for Gurkhas.
A FLORIDA judge has deemed unconstitutional a law banning baggy pants that show off the wearer's underwear.
MANY years from now, a small group of Hurricane Ike survivors will probably still be telling the story of how, on the night the storm flattened their island, they took sanctuary in a church with a lion.
A TOP peace negotiator and a hawkish former general were battling it out overnight in a party vote that could give Israel its next prime minister and determine the course of Middle East peace efforts.
FRANCE has used crack commandos to free two French hostages under cover of night.
AS the presidential candidates search for a political dividend from the US financial crisis, Barack Obama hosted a $US28,500-a-head Hollywood fundraiser.
BRISBANE Broncos boss Bruno Cullen accused the media of double standards today in the wake of sex claims against three players.
SEVEN-TIME Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong has reportedly told Tour Down Under officials he wants to contest the race in Adelaide in January.
EUROPEAN Ryder Cup captain Nick Faldo was caught on the hop today when a photographer exposed some of his secrets ahead of the contest against the US.
AUSTRALIAN Michael Beauchamp was the victim of mistaken identity and was sent off in a UEFA Champions League match in Glasgow today.
CRISTIANO Ronaldo made his return but Manchester United made a frustrating start to their Champions League defence today.
ARSENAL avoided another dose of pain in Ukraine as William Gallas snatched a late equaliser to salvage a 1-1 draw against Dynamo Kiev in their opening Champions League match.
BRONCOS captain Darren Lockyer last night denied he aggressively tackled a Brisbane bar staffer as allegations against his team escalated yesterday.
AUSTRALIA'S hopes of inflicting early pain on India were given a boost yesterday, with the first Test expected to be played on a fast and bouncy pitch.
A VICTORY for common sense is how trainers describe the VRC's decision to host the controversial transferred Sandown meeting at Flemington.
MELBOURNE Victory striker Ney Fabiano will miss almost half the A-League season after last night being banned for nine matches for spitting at an opponent.
SCENIC Bullet's win in the Golden Doubles Handicap (1800m) at Sandown yesterday may be just the luck Perth trainer Danny Morton needed.
ROSS McDonald says Weekend Hussler's rivals will have to find an extra six lengths to beat him in Saturday's Group 1 Underwood Stakes at Caulfield.
MELBOURNE Storm players last night declared discipline the key to keeping their premiership defence alive in Saturday night's elimination-final.
THE last time South Dragons coach Brian Goorjian lost the first two games of an NBL season, he had hair.
EUROPEAN heavyweights Liverpool, Barcelona, Chelsea and Inter Milan opened their Champions League campaigns with victories yesterday.
MERCURIAL Collingwood forward Alan Didak expects the Pies to honour the two-year contract he signed in July.
AN EPIC marathon victory for Kurt Fearnley has helped Australia to a top-five finish on the Beijing Paralympics medal tally.
AUSTRALIA's rookie netballers showed nerves of steel to score a memorable 53-51 win against New Zealand in Christchurch last night.
Fans of the back-and-forth that Ferrell and Reilly have perfected will not be able to stop laughing throughout
The Tender Hook is one of those Australian films that gets you wondering how it was ever made in the first place
There is a minuscule something about Space Chimps that will achieve liftoff for very young viewers
Nothing much of note happens here, but it's perfectly agreeable time-killing fluff for its target audience
SuperFooty Wrap are proud to announce the inaugural All-Australian Commentary Team.
Coming up with a method for stopping the Buddy Franklin juggernaut may require more than careful planning.
THERE are lessons in the science fiction classic Journey to the Centre of the Earth for Energy Minister Martin Ferguson as he ponders how to whip up investor interest in deep geothermal power to produce electricity.
Rock, pop and roots gigs for an entire week. You'll be seeing so many shows you'll start to wonder why you even have a television...
All the theatre, laughs, dance troupes, circus and kid's theatre you can fit into seven days. And a few more on top of that...
From lectures to markets to special events in the country...we'll let you know about those fun things that you usually miss out on.
For those keen on seeing/hearing country, blues, jazz, classical, world and cabaret. Variety is the spice
All the exhibitions you never knew you wanted to see, as well as all the details about those ones you have marked in your diary
THE Royal Melbourne Show has swung into action with some high-flying stunts by Ukrainian Cossack rider Sergiy Khimich and his trusty sidekick, Mojo.
GEELONG forward Ryan Gamble could be the beneficiary of Paul Chapman's injury blow.
"We've got nothing to lose - let's just go out there and have a crack."
SHANE Warne has a message for all those footy fans who think Geelong and Hawthorn are over the line in this weekend's preliminary finals.
RODNEY Eade has a keen sense of history. He won't need prompting about the finals series of 1999.
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You can buy copies of photographs taken by Herald Sun.
Will Ferrell has been mistaken for Jim Carrey, but has his Step Brothers co-star John C. Reilly ever been mistaken for Will Ferrell?
UNDERBELLY actor Vince Colosimo will guest star in the first episode of Top Gear Australia.
CHANNEL 7's Grant Denyer is in hospital with spinal injuries after an accident at the wheel of a monster truck.
Extrahit's Sugarfoot names the songs that could power your team to glory - or be the soundtrack to your sorrow.
The Herald Sun's film critic takes in the week's films, including the instant classic animation WALL-E.
ARTHUR Dent will get to continue his adventures across the universe with another tale in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series announced.
SHARES in Macquarie Group slumped to a five-year low today after ratings agency Standard & Poor's revised the outlook for Australia's biggest investment bank to negative from stable.
THE Australian share market was hammered today amid losses on the financial sector over fears the crisis on Wall Street would continue.
SUNCORP-Metway has reconfirmed its earnings guidance for this financial year, despite the challenges posed by volatile financial markets.
BRITISH bank Lloyds TSB has confirmed it will take over rival Halifax Bank of Scotland (HBOS).
TELSTRA has announced it will cut 800 jobs as part of "streamlining" measures, with unions predicting poorer service for customers.
BLUESCOPE Steel has entered into a new 10-year contract to buy iron ore from mining giant BHP Billiton and its joint venture partners.
PM Kevin Rudd says Australia's financial institutions are still in a sound position, despite billions being wiped off stocks today.
BILL Gates has overtaken Warren Buffett to regain the title of America's richest person - and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg debuts.
MORGAN Stanley, one of the last two independent US-based investment banks, is reportedly in talks to merge with Wachovia Corporation
THE Bank of England will conduct a dollar swap of $US40 billion ($49bn) with the US Federal Reserve as part of a central bank liquidity plan.
SHARES in Australia's largest gold miners rose today after the price of the precious metal recorded its biggest one-day gain in nine years.
CHEMICALS maker Incitec Pivot has entered into a three-year syndicated bank facility of $1.68 billion.
ANOTHER nightmare day on Wall St saw the Dow Jones close almost 450 points down, while the Australian dollar hit a 13-month low.
THE Fed delivered exactly the right combination with its 'Tuesday one-two'. But all it achieved was to avoid an immediate - unnatural - disaster named AIG.
RIO Tinto and rival BHP Billiton - the world's second and third-largest iron ore producers - are in line for a seventh consecutive annual price rise for the bulk commodity.
THE Federal Government's proposal to give free permits to polluting companies when emissions trading begins is unlikely to stop them from taking new investments offshore.
BHP Billiton has completed a supply contract that will underpin the $500 million expansion of the Greater Angostura gas project off the Trinidad coast.
THE Australian share market closed lower yesterday despite a positive lead from American markets and the US central bank's rescue of global insurer AIG.
HUGE exposures, but really not much skin. What am I referring to? The really quite silly attempts to 'expose' individual exposures to collapsed companies. Make sense?
BILL Gates has overtaken Warren Buffett to regain the title of America's richest man.
THE transformation of international banking took another turn last night with embattled British banking group HBOS plc negotiating a merger.
INSURERS are eyeing the Australian and Asian assets of embattled US insurer American International Group ahead of a widely-anticipated asset sales program.
THE US Federal Reserve's $US85 billion ($A107.2 billion) bail-out of insurance giant AIG threatens to be overshadowed by fresh concerns Morgan Stanley may be next.
MORE than $100 billion has been wiped out of Aussie superannuation funds as the global financial meltdown worsens.
MACQUARIE Group shares sank to a four-year low yesterday, with the corporate watchdog revealing it was investigating alleged false rumours about the bank.
"This is Vic," drawled the voice down the phone from Hervey Bay in Queensland. "Vic Hislop, the shark hunter?" I asked. "That's me," he replied.
RISING risk in the aftermath of the global credit crunch may force households to curb debt levels after years of spending, RBA governor Glenn Stevens said.
JOBS website Seek has snapped up a minority stake in a Malaysian-listed employment site provider, sealing the first of two offshore opportunities in its sights.
PRIVATE companies are refusing to go green until they are forced to do so because they're not willing to pay the costs of environmentally-friendly initiatives.
AN ambitious Melbourne-based internet company has spent millions on a bold plan to turn the entire World Wide Web into a 3D environment.
We've found Australia's most passionate Geelong supporter, and he's not your average footy fan. Report:Katherine Firkin. Production:Craig Hughes.