A US business has found a way to profit from the financial crisis by giving angry and frustrated punters the chance to smash things.
SHE'S never tried it, but a virgin who turned 105 this week imagines sex would be a 'lot of hassle'.
A TV chef has cooked up cane toads in the deep fryer and with wine sauce for a travel show, and the verdict? They taste like chicken.
TOFFY Aussie accents like Alexander Downer's will soon vanish, a language expert claims.
AS financial markets tumble, Playboy magazine is looking to turn a profit from a 'Women of Wall Street' nude photo spread.
A TRAINEE nurse who was hit with a $335 fine for staying too long while feasting on a family-sized bucket says she's "disgusted".
A SOLDIER who rapped to Eminem's Stan about poor living conditions has been punished with a tour date in remote Russia.
A MAN has saved his pet dog from a shark attack by jumping into the water and punching the predator.
A WOMAN whose eyes clamp shut for three days at a time is the only known person with the condition.
BRUCE, the 80kg house guest who made a pig of himself, will be found a new home after wearing out his welcome on a small holding.
BUSY executives can shower in their suits, rather than the nude, thanks to an Australian invention.
THE Queen was mistakenly sent 2000 pints of beer when Windsor Castle was confused with a pub.
A GIANT 11-month-old baby who is already the size of an eight-year-old is baffling doctors who don't understand how the bub got so big.
AMERICANS have elected a poodle to the White House, the American Kennel Club (AKC) said Thursday.
TWO armed gunmen will be just laughing (not) when they realise they risked their lives for a bag of cakes, not half a million dollars.
THE Hollywood studio behind the hit Harry Potter movies is suing the makers of a Bollywood children's film Hari Puttar - A Comedy of Terrors.
A ROGUE batch of garlic bread which turns blue in the oven has sparked a national recall by the country's biggest supplier.
A MAN who forgot to tell anyone he was going on an extended holiday to Australia came home to find his friends were mourning his death.
BULLETPROOF bras should be made available to all female
British police officers, a leading police figure said.
HE has to be the luckiest koala in Australia.Hit by a car, the marsupial survived a 12km ride with his head stuck through the vehicle's front grille.
A WOMAN has accidentally killed her drunk husband with their folding couch during an argument, it has been reported.
THE world's first testicle cookbook can teach you to cook dishes like testicle pizza, battered testicles and barbecued testicles. Bon appetit.
POLICE have released X-ray images of a 16-year-old with a knife lodged in his head after a stabbing in London to serve as a warning about the dangers of knife crime.
AN Australian zoo has been forced to axe a promo offering free entry to redheads after copping complaints.
CAMERAS at a Kansas gym have recorded a mysterious white orb floating around fitness equipment, unnerving the gym's owner.
SWEET dreams are made of nice smells like flowers - but catching a whiff of something stinky can lead to nightmares, researchers say.
A NIGERIAN Muslim court today detained an 84-year-old Islamic preacher with 86 wives after he failed to heed a call by local leaders to divorce all but four of them.
TELEVISION star Fran Drescher will serve as the newest envoy for US public diplomacy, with trips planned to eastern Europe.
THE maddening ability of flies to dodge a carefully aimed newspaper has finally been explained.
SUBLIMINAL ads could influence decisions in the same way poker players act on subconscious clues.
AMERICAN documentary makers are set to descend on the Northern Territory to investigate a spate of UFO sightings.
FORGET smoking, bullying or skipping class - at one primary school, doing a cartwheel in the playground can get you suspended.
A TV weatherman got a lot more than he bargained for when an enormous yellow python got stuck up his pants during a live broadcast.
AN Aussie woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by putting a photo of his lover's underpants up for sale online.
A TOURIST has been caught roof-surfing on a four-wheel-drive as it drove along the Northern Territory's main highway at 130km/h.
SCIENTISTS are strapping plastic tanks to the backs of cattle to collect their burps in a novel approach to studying global warming.
Formula One star Mark Webber will ditch his race car for a bike and kayak in the off-season.