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SO LONG GUYS 12/13/2008 at 07:56 AM

I keep coming back to this but I really have to bid the blog goodbye. It's been a
great ride and I want to thank all the regulars who have been so stalwart in their
defense and loyal in their attendance. You guys were the only reason I kept coming
back. If I can relaunch this site, I will do so in a manner that will allow us to be
selective about who comes and goes. That's the only way to do it in the future.

Thanks again everybody. Most likely this link will disappear over the next week or

See you guys down the line. Be strong, stand tall, take zero shit.

I had a blast.


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QUESTIONS 12/08/2008 at 05:58 AM


Good bunch of questions from everybody. Heartened by the fact that the last post wasn't
overrun by trolls save my favorite pattern bald bit player to the north, John Atkin and some
clown that's posting as 'JOE' and seems to know enough personal details about me to come off convincingly. Including my desire to only direct commercials from here and out.

Who told you that goddamit! The truth does burn!

Going to cut and paste these questions. May take a day or two to put up. Thanks again for the
submitting them and for the Regs endless defense of my character. You guys have been great.


p.s. Shot my X-mas card this weekend with an eye toward shock and offense. I think we got there.

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2 YEARS! 12/03/2008 at 01:55 PM


Two years on and I gotta be honest, I am winding down the blog. Just not holding the same interest
for me any longer and there's just too much of the other kind of writing to do. I want to go out big
though. Let's put some questions together that you guys might have and we'll make it a real finale.


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DISPATCH FROM QUEBEC! 11/18/2008 at 01:23 PM


GOD DAMMIT is it cold here to the north. Things are going brilliantly. Lighting out
for L.A. tomorrow and hopefully back here within the week. Fingers crossed, prayers
whispered, blood sacrifices promised, whatever it takes.

This thing, if it takes flight, is going to be great. I've seen some rough, ROUGH patches
of wilderness. I don't envy anybody who gets caught out there sans Ski-Doo and sterno
cans. Breathtakingly beautiful though. That's for sure.

Rabid hockey town here in Montreal. I've heard the Bell Centre is like a running rock show spectacle when the Havs are at home. I must experience this firsthand.


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MONTREAL 11/12/2008 at 06:35 AM


Heading up north today. Hopeful about 'The Grey' but don't want to jinx it.
My run recently would strongly suggest that I keep my mouth shut so that's
what I'm going to do.

Right now, I'd rather be lucky than good.


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"DAY ZERO" 11/05/2008 at 12:00 PM



My assistant uttered this last night on set and it stuck. We once again prove
why we are the greatest modern democracy on the marble. If that speech last
night didn't remind you what a REAL president should sound like, then you are
hopelessly, helplessly tone deaf. It's been so, so very long since I heard intelligence, eloquence
and strength from the pulpit of power. The seat of the presidency truly belongs to men
like Obama and last night he reminded us why. I don't think he has all the answers, just
the ones we need, right now.

This is when you can actually say 'I'm proud to be an American' and not have it sound
like the sh*tty hook to an even sh*ttier country ballad. The United States came correct last
night. It's what we always do when things are most bleak: Rehab, Rebuild and Relaunch.

A goddamn GREAT four years await...and I couldn't be happier.


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VOTE! 11/04/2008 at 09:10 AM


It's going to be incredible.


p.s. Dad, you owe us your vote: One word, three syllables. O-BAM-A!

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