Episode
131
Dexter
& Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.
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Episode
128
Dexter
takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney
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Episode 126
Dexter
& Marley go shopping for female hygiene products
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December
3, 2008 Miss
Universe...
Jedi
Aayla Secura The force is strong with this one... (Larger image
available on deviantArt)
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Twi'lek
Jedi Aayla Secura was originally created for the Star Wars comics, but she also
appeared in Episodes II and III. One
of the fan-favorite Comics from last year was "Star
Whores", which first appeared on August 7, 2007. In a preview for the
2008 movie "Zack& Miri Make a Porno", there's a scene were
they decide to do a Star Wars spoof called "Star Whores". I'll
let Kevin Smith have this one... But I was curious to find out how many other
twisted minds had come up with "Star Whores, so I did a Google search got
10,400 results....
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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November
28, 2008
Late
Night Gamerz...
Some
people waste their time sleeping at night... Marley and Pete prove that it's never
too late to play another multiplayer deathmatch in
Dexter
Comics Episode 175.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com |
November
26, 2008 Baracka
VS McCaino
President
Baraka He promises to cut taxes. Art by Methados
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Somewhere
on the web, there's a Mortal Kombat parody of the 2008 U.S. Election. It's just
a single joke screenshot featuring the Presidential candidates, but I found it
particularly amusing because the image was created long before Barack Obama and
John McCain became the final candidates.
Someone either had incredible foresight, or was just lucky enough to have had
some fun with Kano and Baraka's names. Getting
to the freakin' point, I cannot seem to find this little creation anywhere on
the net, no matter how hard I search. It's quite possible that the creator didn't
even spell "Baracka" and "McCaino" the same way I did when
I tried to search for it. (I do NOT believe that the image on the right is part
of it, but it's the closest thing I could find during my extensive search) That's
why I'm asking for help... Visitors of this site are relentless, and always seem
to come up with this stuff. Somebody please send the image or a link, so that
we can all share a cheap laugh at the expense of Obama and McCain.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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November
24, 2008
Don't
Fear The Reaper...
Holidays are
always sneaking up on me. Luckily it's the holiday season that's creeping near,
and not the ghastly demonic figure from the Dexter
Comics Thanksgiving Episode. Sticking
with Thanksgiving, here's one of the best holiday quotes of all time... "I
celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood
to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
(Jon Stewart)
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com |
November
21, 2008
Hooks and Snaps... Girls
will be girls, as Skye and Candi kill some time at Hellford High in today's episode
of Dexter
Comics.
-DetErest,
Webmaster of Detstar.com | |
November
19, 2008
DetstarTube... If you're
looking to occupy your mind while you waste away the hours at work or school,
check out Detstar's YouTube Channel.
Using
the artwork from a few favorite episodes of Dexter Comics, I've created a few
short "movie clips" from "Star Whores", "Britney
Spears & Oscar", as well as "Skye and Marley Make a Porno".
I've
also added some new clips from Goldeneye 007, Super Smash
Bros Melee, and F-Zero GX. If there's a better use for the
Internet, I'm glad I haven't found it!
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com |
November
17, 2008
Happy Christmas... Only
38 shopping days until Christmas! What are you waiting for? RUN! GO NOW! Wal-Mart
always beats their competition into the ground, so it's the only place you need
to shop this festive season...
It's also the holiday cold season. If you
are hit by the bug, take it easy on the old cough medicine or you might end up
creating a comic like this one... Dexter
Comics Episode 172
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com |
November
14, 2008
Salutations and Hallucinations... A
guy's hair typically reeks of old sweat, but a girl's hair always smells like
a tropical rainforest. Pete continues to worship the soccer goddess Candi Starr
as if she were Queen of the Amazon... Dexter
Comics Episode 171
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com |
November
12, 2008 A
Reel Steal...
I
Don't Get Mad... I Get Stabby I got this bloody knife and ghost
mask on sale for a buck! (The gloves and cloak are from my nighttime prowling
kit) [Click for Larger Image]
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I'm always
bashing Wal-Mart, and discouraging people from shopping there... But I gotta shop
there to save money, cuz I'm poor. I usually only get the stuff I need, skip the
impulse items, and pass by the brightly colored trinkets that drain money from
the weak-minded... But I couldn't resist this awesome Scream mask and knife
set for only a dollar! The
red blood that flows down the knife is a nice touch. Just don't swing the blood-filled
knife around like a maniac, or the plastic reservoir will leak fake blood that'll
stain your carpets. Yes,
I'm aware that Halloween is over... But I was a big fan of the Scream movies
when I was younger. (The first two were okay, but the third one kinda sucked) I
especially liked Sydney's cute little friend Tatum (Rose McGowan). Too bad they
killed her off in the first movie. That's the rule for chicks in slasher flicks...
If you're a cute blonde, you die!
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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November
10, 2008
Underclass Heroes... In
today's classroom, even the most diligent male student can find himself studying
girls instead of the books. It's also been said that girls mature sooner than
boys. Can this be true? Let's head to a local classroom to find out... Dexter
Comics Episode 170 It's
about time that I get around to some mail, don't you think? The trusty slave monkeys
have compiled a list, and I've prepared a bunch of half-assed, spaced-out answers
for the Mailbag. Enjoy! On
a final note, I've organized the last 3 years of Detstar homepage updates in an
archive. I almost forgot about the twisted Santa's Workshop from Christmas of
2006. A link to the Archives is at the bottom of the homepage, but I'll put it
here because who the hell wants to scroll? Detstar Update
Archives
-DetErest,
Webmaster of Detstar.com |
November
7,
2008
Yoga Flame...
Marley has a limited attention span, and he finds himself stuck between his games
and his girl... Of course Skye means well, but why does she always have to start
talking when Marley's trying to earn another high score? Dexter
Comics Episode 169 |
Dhalsim
is my absolute favorite character from Street Fighter. The ability
to teleport, torch people, and smack opponents with his stretchy limbs make him
a solid, reliable combatant. When I saw this Dhalsim character concept by Udon
Entertainment, I thought "yes!". This is exactly what Dhalsim
should look like. |
If
you're a Street Fighter fan, check out this group of artists who've created some
amazing Street Fighter and Soul Calibur artwork. This stuff makes the Mona Lisa
look like a kindergarten finger painting! http://udoncrew.deviantart.com/gallery/
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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November
4, 2008 Election
Rejection...
Hillary
Fakes It Excessive Smiling is NOT good for your health.
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Am I the
only one who's sick of politicians and their lame ass pasted-on smiles? When they're
groveling for votes, they sport a grin as fake as Donald Trump's hair or Pamela
Anderson's boobs. Did you see the lovely fake smile that Hillary Clinton was wearing
when she accepted defeat and threw her support behind Barack Obama? That's
one of the reasons why I'm glad that Hillary didn't make the final cut. Rah democracy!
Just because you've slept with a President doesn't mean you're qualified
to BECOME President... But
with nothing but lies, deceit and phony promises, who can we really trust? On
this election day, I'm reminded of one of my favorite all-time Simpsons'
quotes... Kang: "It does not matter which way you vote! Either way your
planet is doomed! Doomed!"
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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November
3,
2008
Desperate Times... Struggling
to understand the female mind, Pete has resorted to reading womens' magazines
in hopes of solving the great mystery. (Good luck!) Dexter
Comics Episode 168
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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October
31, 2008
Friday The 31...
What happens when a big box store hires zombies to save on labor costs? Jason
Voorhees is hired as a greeter, and all Hell breaks loose! Dexter
Comics Halloween Episode.
At least the store has health and disability
benefits for all employees... What? They don't??? And they pay them next to nothing
to work there? WTF?!
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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October
30, 2008 Devil's
Food...
Punkinheads
Hope you enjoy my Jack-O-Lanterns... Now get the fuck off my lawn.
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Halloween
just doesn't seem as much fun as it used to be, so I carved a few pumpkins to
try and get into the spirit for tomorrow night... I think the Skull & Crossbones
is my favorite.
Some advice for trick-or-treaters; Only visit houses of
people who are known to give out chips and chocolate bars. Avoid the bastards
who peddle fruit and dental floss unless you plan on coming back later with a
carton of eggs.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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October
29, 2008 Fireworks,
Loud Music, and Burgers until 3AM!
Burger
Pit Is it illegal to start a fire while trespassing?
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If you're
bored, check out a few photos and some ramblings about my Summer
of 2008.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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October
27, 2008
Zack & Miri VS Marley & Skye
Marley
has been with Skye as long as he can remember. The two hippies are finally at
a point in their relationship when Marley finally says those special, magical
words that every girl wants to hear... "Lets Make a Porno!" Dexter
Comics Episode 166
Zack and Miri Make a Porno is the latest
Kevin Smith movie to hit the big screen, but I'm a cheapass who seldom
pays to see a film in theater.
My favorite Kevin Smith works are
probably Mallrats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and of course,
the short-lived Clerks animated series that was canceled by the network.
I
bet if the Clerks series were to launch now, ABC wouldn't kill it... That's
as bad as when FOX canceledFamily Guy, only to revive it after the success
of DVD sales. What do the guys in suits know about entertainment?
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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October
17,
2008 Family
Guy is Wholesome Edu-tainement!
I
obviously haven't opened Garfield at Large since I was a kid, because I
don't even remember half of these comics... | I
recently saw the Family Guy episode "North by North Quahog". When
the parents go off on vacation, Brian and Stewie are checking out Peter's rather
limited book collection, finding only a couple of books including Garfield
# 1: "Garfield at Large".
The book is even rectangular and red,
just like the first book. Because Garfield was my favorite comic
strip as a kid, I just had to dig out my old copy for shits and giggles. (Of course
it's a reprinted version of the original book because I'm not that old,
dammit) |
These
are actually from 1978 Garfield book. (Posted for educational purposes, with
no copyright infringement intended… Consider it free promo for the book "Garfield
at Large". I instruct everyone to go out and buy it now!) | Stewie:
"Garfield doesn't care for Nermal. But like him or not, Nermal is here to stay!
Or is he? Let's read on." Being a former Garfield fanatic, I just had to find
out if Nermal the kitten appeared in the first book, and I couldn't find him...
According
to my half-assed Internet research, Nermal doesn't show up until book #4: Garfield
Weighs In. I'm gonna see if I can grab a copy from my local Library. I'm way too
cheap to actually buy it. |
Vintage
Garfield includes a few scenes where the cat is smoking, drinking, and experimenting
with mind-altering cat drugs... | It's
hard to believe that Garfield has been around for 30 years. It's also hard to
believe that I've disappeared for two months, only to return with a bunch of nonsensical
ramblings about Garfield and Family Guy. Weird.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com | |
August
18, 2008
Politicians Are Not to be Trusted...
I
haven't done a Star Wars comic in ages, but the premise for this
episode has been around for a while...
Gathered around the television set,
three wise-assed Jedi watch The Phantom Menace for the 20th time.
Dexter
Comics Episode 165
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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August
15, 2008
Peace Pool... Hippies
tend to rise about lunchtime, which happens to be a great time to chill the pool.
Skye joins Marley for an afternoon swim in Dexter
Comics Episode 164.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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August
11, 2008
Olympic Mettle... A few Olympic
athletes have decided to appear in nude photos to promote the 2008 Summer Olympic
Games in Beijing. The Girls of Dexter Comics
are also going topless this summer, but it's mostly just to beat the heat and
avoid those unsightly tan lines. Stay
tuned for the 2012 Olympic games, where Candi Starr is working on a deal to paint
the "Coca Cola" logo across her chest...
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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August
8,
2008
A Pool And His Money... Why
is it that the stuff you see on TV or in the store isn't nearly as cool when you
bring it home? It's a good thing that the guys didn't pay for their latest toy
in Dexter
Comics Episode 163.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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July
28, 2008
Digging In... It's
hot as hell, and the guys need a plan to stay cool. They decide it's a good idea
to build their own pool in the backyard in Dexter
Comics Episode 162.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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July
25, 2008
Feedin' Time... Marley
obviously doesn't like to be bothered during his early afternoon snack in Dexter
Comics Episode 161...
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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July
21, 2008
A Bunch of Crazy Guys and Dogs... Candi
and Skye swoon over Rex, while debating this philosophical question: Are dogs
better than guys? Find out in Dexter
Comics Episode 160.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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July
18, 2008
Girl Power! Sure,
having a chick stay at your place can be fun, but there are some disadvantages...
The boys enlighten us with some turds of wisdom in Dexter
Comics Episode 159.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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July
14, 2008
Close Quarters... Loose
change isn't the only thing you'll find if you go digging in Marley's couch. While
fishing for pizza money, Pete finds his definition of treasure in Dexter
Comics Episode 158.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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July
11, 2008
Baked Goods... People
food tastes way better than dog food... Which is why Marley's dog decides to chow
down on Skye's special dessert in Dexter
Comics Episode 157. What a waste... Those brownies had icing too, man!
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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July
7, 2008
Little Blue Pill... Why
do spammers assume that everyone with an e-mail account is suffering from erectile
dysfunction? Pete finds his mailbox overflowing with this crap in Dexter
Comics Episode 156.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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July
4, 2008
America! (Fuck Yeah!) On
this glorious holiday, we follow Dexter, Marley and Pete in Dexter
Comics Episode 155. The guys are fresh out of fireworks, and they're hunting
for a store that still has some bright, beautiful and rather addictive sky candy
that they're hooked on. Have
a safe and fun holiday! Just don't get too drunk and pass out, or someone will
probably stuff a firecracker in your ass crack.
-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com
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