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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista


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December 22, 2008
Santa Season...

Dexter Comics Episode 176
Dexter's Santa Trap
'Tis The Season to be Nasty...

Dexter Comics Christmas Episode

The Christmas hunting season is pretty short, but the guys have finally snagged a trophy kill... Dexter Comics Christmas Episode


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


December 3, 2008
Miss Universe...

Star Wars Jedi Aayla Secura
Jedi Aayla Secura
The force is strong with this one...
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Twi'lek Jedi Aayla Secura was originally created for the Star Wars comics, but she also appeared in Episodes II and III.

One of the fan-favorite Comics from last year was "Star Whores", which first appeared on August 7, 2007. In a preview for the 2008 movie "Zack& Miri Make a Porno", there's a scene were they decide to do a Star Wars spoof called "Star Whores".

I'll let Kevin Smith have this one... But I was curious to find out how many other twisted minds had come up with "Star Whores, so I did a Google search got 10,400 results....


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


November 28, 2008
Late Night Gamerz...

Dexter Comics Episode 175
Naked Guns
Silence is Golden...

Dexter Comics Episode 175

Some people waste their time sleeping at night... Marley and Pete prove that it's never too late to play another multiplayer deathmatch in Dexter Comics Episode 175.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


November 26, 2008
Baracka VS McCaino

President Baraka
President Baraka
He promises to cut taxes.
Art by Methados

Somewhere on the web, there's a Mortal Kombat parody of the 2008 U.S. Election. It's just a single joke screenshot featuring the Presidential candidates, but I found it particularly amusing because the image was created long before Barack Obama and John McCain became the final candidates.

Someone either had incredible foresight, or was just lucky enough to have had some fun with Kano and Baraka's names.

Getting to the freakin' point, I cannot seem to find this little creation anywhere on the net, no matter how hard I search. It's quite possible that the creator didn't even spell "Baracka" and "McCaino" the same way I did when I tried to search for it. (I do NOT believe that the image on the right is part of it, but it's the closest thing I could find during my extensive search)

That's why I'm asking for help... Visitors of this site are relentless, and always seem to come up with this stuff. Somebody please send the image or a link, so that we can all share a cheap laugh at the expense of Obama and McCain.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


Dexter Comics Episode 174
The Pilgrim Reaper
Making The New World Horribly Unsafe!

Dexter Comics Episode 174

November 24, 2008
Don't Fear The Reaper...

Holidays are always sneaking up on me. Luckily it's the holiday season that's creeping near, and not the ghastly demonic figure from the Dexter Comics Thanksgiving Episode.

Sticking with Thanksgiving, here's one of the best holiday quotes of all time...

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." (Jon Stewart)


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


November 21, 2008
Hooks and Snaps...

Dexter Comics Episode 173
One-Armed Bandita
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Dexter Comics Episode 173

Girls will be girls, as Skye and Candi kill some time at Hellford High in today's episode of Dexter Comics.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

November 19, 2008
DetstarTube...

Detstar's YouTube Channel
Detstar's YouTube Channel
Extreme Boredom Just Got Better

http://www.youtube.com/user/DetErest

If you're looking to occupy your mind while you waste away the hours at work or school, check out Detstar's YouTube Channel.

Using the artwork from a few favorite episodes of Dexter Comics, I've created a few short "movie clips" from "Star Whores", "Britney Spears & Oscar", as well as "Skye and Marley Make a Porno".

I've also added some new clips from Goldeneye 007, Super Smash Bros Melee, and F-Zero GX. If there's a better use for the Internet, I'm glad I haven't found it!


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


November 17, 2008
Happy Christmas...

Dexter Comics Episode 172
Competitive Pricing
Nothing like a little friendly competition

Dexter Comics Episode 172

Only 38 shopping days until Christmas! What are you waiting for? RUN! GO NOW! Wal-Mart always beats their competition into the ground, so it's the only place you need to shop this festive season...

It's also the holiday cold season. If you are hit by the bug, take it easy on the old cough medicine or you might end up creating a comic like this one...
Dexter Comics Episode 172


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


November 14, 2008
Salutations and Hallucinations...

Dexter Comics Episode 171
Studying Under The Influence
Those kids ain't right...

Dexter Comics Episode 171

A guy's hair typically reeks of old sweat, but a girl's hair always smells like a tropical rainforest. Pete continues to worship the soccer goddess Candi Starr as if she were Queen of the Amazon...
Dexter Comics Episode 171


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


November 12, 2008
A Reel Steal...

Ghost Face Scream Mask and Knife!
I Don't Get Mad... I Get Stabby
I got this bloody knife and ghost mask on sale for a buck! (The gloves and cloak are from my nighttime prowling kit)
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I'm always bashing Wal-Mart, and discouraging people from shopping there... But I gotta shop there to save money, cuz I'm poor. I usually only get the stuff I need, skip the impulse items, and pass by the brightly colored trinkets that drain money from the weak-minded... But I couldn't resist this awesome Scream mask and knife set for only a dollar!

The red blood that flows down the knife is a nice touch. Just don't swing the blood-filled knife around like a maniac, or the plastic reservoir will leak fake blood that'll stain your carpets.

Yes, I'm aware that Halloween is over... But I was a big fan of the Scream movies when I was younger. (The first two were okay, but the third one kinda sucked)

I especially liked Sydney's cute little friend Tatum (Rose McGowan). Too bad they killed her off in the first movie. That's the rule for chicks in slasher flicks... If you're a cute blonde, you die!


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


November 10, 2008
Underclass Heroes...

Dexter Comics Episode 170
Always Double Check Those Figures
Nobody has any class...

Dexter Comics Episode 170

In today's classroom, even the most diligent male student can find himself studying girls instead of the books. It's also been said that girls mature sooner than boys. Can this be true? Let's head to a local classroom to find out...
Dexter Comics Episode 170

It's about time that I get around to some mail, don't you think? The trusty slave monkeys have compiled a list, and I've prepared a bunch of half-assed, spaced-out answers for the Mailbag. Enjoy!

On a final note, I've organized the last 3 years of Detstar homepage updates in an archive. I almost forgot about the twisted Santa's Workshop from Christmas of 2006. A link to the Archives is at the bottom of the homepage, but I'll put it here because who the hell wants to scroll?
Detstar Update Archives


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


November 7, 2008
Yoga Flame...

Dexter Comics Episode 169
Tantra Versus Yoga
Some Like it Hot

Dexter Comics Episode 169

Marley has a limited attention span, and he finds himself stuck between his games and his girl... Of course Skye means well, but why does she always have to start talking when Marley's trying to earn another high score?
Dexter Comics Episode 169



Dhalsim From Street Fighter
Art by UdonCrew

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Dhalsim is my absolute favorite character from Street Fighter. The ability to teleport, torch people, and smack opponents with his stretchy limbs make him a solid, reliable combatant. When I saw this Dhalsim character concept by Udon Entertainment, I thought "yes!". This is exactly what Dhalsim should look like.


Street Fighter Artwork by Udon Crew
Street Fighter
Kick-ass artwork by UdonCrew

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If you're a Street Fighter fan, check out this group of artists who've created some amazing Street Fighter and Soul Calibur artwork. This stuff makes the Mona Lisa look like a kindergarten finger painting!
http://udoncrew.deviantart.com/gallery/


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

November 4, 2008
Election Rejection...

Hillary Clinton
Hillary Fakes It
Excessive Smiling is NOT good for your health.

Am I the only one who's sick of politicians and their lame ass pasted-on smiles? When they're groveling for votes, they sport a grin as fake as Donald Trump's hair or Pamela Anderson's boobs. Did you see the lovely fake smile that Hillary Clinton was wearing when she accepted defeat and threw her support behind Barack Obama?

That's one of the reasons why I'm glad that Hillary didn't make the final cut. Rah democracy! Just because you've slept with a President doesn't mean you're qualified to BECOME President...

But with nothing but lies, deceit and phony promises, who can we really trust? On this election day, I'm reminded of one of my favorite all-time Simpsons' quotes...
Kang: "It does not matter which way you vote! Either way your planet is doomed! Doomed!"


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


November 3, 2008
Desperate Times...

Dexter Comics Episode 168
Honesty is the Worst Policy
Don't believe everything you read...

Dexter Comics Episode 168

Struggling to understand the female mind, Pete has resorted to reading womens' magazines in hopes of solving the great mystery. (Good luck!) Dexter Comics Episode 168


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

October 31, 2008
Friday The 31...

Dexter Comics Halloween Episode
Need a Hand With That?
Jason Loves His Work

Dexter Comics Halloween Episode

What happens when a big box store hires zombies to save on labor costs? Jason Voorhees is hired as a greeter, and all Hell breaks loose! Dexter Comics Halloween Episode.

At least the store has health and disability benefits for all employees... What? They don't??? And they pay them next to nothing to work there? WTF?!


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


October 30, 2008
Devil's Food...

Jack-O-Ramma
Punkinheads
Hope you enjoy my Jack-O-Lanterns...
Now get the fuck off my lawn.

Halloween just doesn't seem as much fun as it used to be, so I carved a few pumpkins to try and get into the spirit for tomorrow night... I think the Skull & Crossbones is my favorite.

Some advice for trick-or-treaters; Only visit houses of people who are known to give out chips and chocolate bars. Avoid the bastards who peddle fruit and dental floss unless you plan on coming back later with a carton of eggs.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


October 29, 2008
Fireworks, Loud Music, and Burgers until 3AM!

Burger Pit
Burger Pit
Is it illegal to start a fire while trespassing?

If you're bored, check out a few photos and some ramblings about my Summer of 2008.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


October 27, 2008
Zack & Miri VS Marley & Skye

Dexter Comics Episode 166
Skye and Marley Make a Porno
We'll burn the tape after, right?

Dexter Comics Episode 166

Marley has been with Skye as long as he can remember. The two hippies are finally at a point in their relationship when Marley finally says those special, magical words that every girl wants to hear... "Lets Make a Porno!" Dexter Comics Episode 166

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is the latest Kevin Smith movie to hit the big screen, but I'm a cheapass who seldom pays to see a film in theater.

My favorite Kevin Smith works are probably Mallrats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and of course, the short-lived Clerks animated series that was canceled by the network.

I bet if the Clerks series were to launch now, ABC wouldn't kill it... That's as bad as when FOX canceledFamily Guy, only to revive it after the success of DVD sales. What do the guys in suits know about entertainment?


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

October 17, 2008
Family Guy is Wholesome Edu-tainement!


I obviously haven't opened Garfield at Large since I was a kid, because I don't even remember half of these comics...
I recently saw the Family Guy episode "North by North Quahog". When the parents go off on vacation, Brian and Stewie are checking out Peter's rather limited book collection, finding only a couple of books including Garfield # 1: "Garfield at Large".

The book is even rectangular and red, just like the first book. Because Garfield was my favorite comic strip as a kid, I just had to dig out my old copy for shits and giggles. (Of course it's a reprinted version of the original book because I'm not that old, dammit)

These are actually from 1978 Garfield book.
(Posted for educational purposes, with no copyright infringement intended… Consider it free promo for the book "Garfield at Large". I instruct everyone to go out and buy it now!)
Stewie: "Garfield doesn't care for Nermal. But like him or not, Nermal is here to stay! Or is he? Let's read on." Being a former Garfield fanatic, I just had to find out if Nermal the kitten appeared in the first book, and I couldn't find him...

According to my half-assed Internet research, Nermal doesn't show up until book #4: Garfield Weighs In. I'm gonna see if I can grab a copy from my local Library. I'm way too cheap to actually buy it.


Vintage Garfield includes a few scenes where the cat is smoking, drinking, and experimenting with mind-altering cat drugs...
It's hard to believe that Garfield has been around for 30 years. It's also hard to believe that I've disappeared for two months, only to return with a bunch of nonsensical ramblings about Garfield and Family Guy. Weird.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

August 18, 2008
Politicians Are Not to be Trusted...

Dexter Comics Episode 165
Return of the Junkies
Hooked on Star Wars

Dexter Comics Episode 165

I haven't done a Star Wars comic in ages, but the premise for this episode has been around for a while...

Gathered around the television set, three wise-assed Jedi watch The Phantom Menace for the 20th time. Dexter Comics Episode 165


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

August 15, 2008
Peace Pool...

Dexter Comics Episode 164
Swimming Lesson
Better Pack a Lunch

Dexter Comics Episode 164

Hippies tend to rise about lunchtime, which happens to be a great time to chill the pool. Skye joins Marley for an afternoon swim in Dexter Comics Episode 164.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

August 11, 2008
Olympic Mettle...


Summer Sizzle
Is it hot in here, or is it just them?

Girls of Dexter Comics

A few Olympic athletes have decided to appear in nude photos to promote the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing. The Girls of Dexter Comics are also going topless this summer, but it's mostly just to beat the heat and avoid those unsightly tan lines.

Stay tuned for the 2012 Olympic games, where Candi Starr is working on a deal to paint the "Coca Cola" logo across her chest...


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

August 8, 2008
A Pool And His Money...

Dexter Comics Episode 163
Pool Toys
Water Nessie Really Blows

Dexter Comics Episode 163

Why is it that the stuff you see on TV or in the store isn't nearly as cool when you bring it home? It's a good thing that the guys didn't pay for their latest toy in Dexter Comics Episode 163.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

July 28, 2008
Digging In...

Dexter Comics Episode 162
We're Gettin' a Pool, Man!
Skye won't believe it until she sees it.

Dexter Comics Episode 162

It's hot as hell, and the guys need a plan to stay cool. They decide it's a good idea to build their own pool in the backyard in Dexter Comics Episode 162.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

July 25, 2008
Feedin' Time...

Dexter Comics Episode 161
Driving Miss Daisy
Marley: Professional Couch Potato

Dexter Comics Episode 161

Marley obviously doesn't like to be bothered during his early afternoon snack in Dexter Comics Episode 161...


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

July 21, 2008
A Bunch of Crazy Guys and Dogs...

Dexter Comics Episode 160
Bitchin!
Rex is house trained.

Dexter Comics Episode 160

Candi and Skye swoon over Rex, while debating this philosophical question: Are dogs better than guys? Find out in Dexter Comics Episode 160.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

July 18, 2008
Girl Power!

Dexter Comics Episode 159
Petty Panty Problem
Girls always come with strings attached.

Dexter Comics Episode 159

Sure, having a chick stay at your place can be fun, but there are some disadvantages... The boys enlighten us with some turds of wisdom in Dexter Comics Episode 159.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

July 14, 2008
Close Quarters...

Dexter Comics Episode 158
Under Where?
The couch is used for more than just TV.

Dexter Comics Episode 158

Loose change isn't the only thing you'll find if you go digging in Marley's couch. While fishing for pizza money, Pete finds his definition of treasure in Dexter Comics Episode 158.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

July 11, 2008
Baked Goods...

Dexter Comics Episode 157
Pooch'd!
Those brownies had icing too, man!

Dexter Comics Episode 157

People food tastes way better than dog food... Which is why Marley's dog decides to chow down on Skye's special dessert in Dexter Comics Episode 157. What a waste... Those brownies had icing too, man!


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com

 

July 7, 2008
Little Blue Pill...

Dexter Comics Episode 156
Viagranet
So much VIAGRA in my mailbox... WHY?

Dexter Comics Episode 156

Why do spammers assume that everyone with an e-mail account is suffering from erectile dysfunction? Pete finds his mailbox overflowing with this crap in Dexter Comics Episode 156.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


July 4, 2008
America! (Fuck Yeah!)

Dexter Comics Episode 155
Fourth of July Special!
When Everything Went "Kaboom!"

Dexter Comics Episode 155

On this glorious holiday, we follow Dexter, Marley and Pete in Dexter Comics Episode 155. The guys are fresh out of fireworks, and they're hunting for a store that still has some bright, beautiful and rather addictive sky candy that they're hooked on.

Have a safe and fun holiday! Just don't get too drunk and pass out, or someone will probably stuff a firecracker in your ass crack.


-DetErest, Webmaster of Detstar.com


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