Misadventures at the Lake
Loud Music, and Burgers until 3AM!
I tried to
enjoy some time outside, while trying to avoid the cops as much as possible.
officer decided to randomly search my car, but didn't find any drugs or donuts.
assholes should buy you a free coffee just for the inconvenience.
pit for tasty hot dogs and burgers. Mmmm... Burgers
ride a Sea Doo? Those things are friggin' awesome! I took one for a 5 minute joyride
a few years ago, but haven't been on one since. You gotta be one rich bastard
to buy one, and even richer if you actually wanna put gas in it.
is a cheaper form of entertainment since I don't have much cash. I was on a peaceful
lake, when a pair of idiots came and idled their Sea Doos about 75 feet away from
my fishing boat. They stayed and watched me for about a minute, then screamed
by at full throttle, making a shitload of waves, scaring away every fish within
a one mile radius. I was drunk and eager to start a fight, but all I could do
was swear and give them both the finger as they sped off. They're just lucky I
didn't have my gun.
Forget about the dog... Beware of owner.
the lousy weather, I managed to snag a few nice bass and a seagull. That friggin'
gull tried to bite me when I was unhooking him! Luckily, a buddy of mine was there
to hold my dog while I dealt with the seagull-hook-line crap.
Boat" in tow
and sleek, the kayak is a silent weapon that's good for fishing those tough to
reach areas. While on a sightseeing adventure, I just happened to cruise by a
pair of scantly clad hotties sunning themselves on the beach. They were as surprised
as I was! A few days later, I was sprawled out on the beach in my underwear when
a middle-aged chick paddled by in her kayak and checked me out. I thought it was