Fama Factors Out
French: "I Did All The Work"
French School of Driving
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Eugene Fama: "I needed
someone with a phenomenal ego but no intellect...my driving instructor, Ken French, was
perfect."
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Chicago,
IL: After 15 years of sharing the credit for groundbreaking research with Ken
French, Eugene Fama is on a mission to expose his former
colleague, and himself. The result is an alarming
behind-the-scenes look at how academic careers are made and
broken.
"I hired Ken French in 1990 when he was a driving instructor in
Winnetka. Chicago was pressuring me to partner with
another researcher; I couldn't stand the idea so I hired a
stooge. The man has never contributed a single idea to my
research, and yet his name is constantly mentioned in the same breath as mine.
On top of it all, the American Finance Association has nominated
him as president-elect! That's a travesty and I won't have
it."
Students Not Surprised
Several students in Professor French's Investments class spoke
with The Tuck Profit for this article. According to Aaron
Burgamy T'07: "It doesn't really surprise me, the guy doesn't
seem to hold any strong opinions. Most professors are
constantly pushing their own research...But with French, he doesn't
seem to be aware of any research. He doesn't care one way
or the other."
Johanna Kollar T'07 reflected: "On the first day of class, Professor French
made us take a written exam on our driving skills. Later
in the term, he shared the data in class and tried to convince
us that we were overconfident and needed lessons. This was
supposed to be an Investments course! What a
fraud!"
French's habit of polling the class always bothered Tony Portera
T'07. "He's always poleing [sic] the class for our
opinyuns [sic] about major investment decisions. Last
week, he wanted us to vote on whether he should buy a house in
Austin. I mean, what is this: a
lifeline on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Why
don't you teach us something, professor!"
The Relationship Begins
The relationship began in 1987 in
Chicago. After several traffic accidents landed Fama in court,
the absent-minded professor was forced to take driving lessons. Ken French ran a successful driving
school near Fama's home, and agreed to teach the brilliant
professor how to drive. According to Fama, "Ken convinced
me that most Americans overestimate their driving abilities.
He was quite persuasive."
At about the same time, the University of Chicago was
pressuring Fama to team up with another researcher. Fama's efficient markets hypothesis
(Fama 1966) was groundbreaking, but few knew how to trade on the
ideas. Chicago was pressuring Fama to push his theories further,
and felt a partnership with a practical mind would drive the
best results.
So he chose a stooge. "I needed someone
with a phenomenal ego but no intellect, someone naive enough to
blindly support my aggressive challenge of the CAPM, but stupid
enough to believe he thought of it himself. My driving
instructor, Ken French, was perfect."
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"...my
assistant found a no-name community college in upstate
New York that would send a Ph.D. diploma in the mail for
$29.95..."
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"The only challenge
was finding a way to get some credentials for French. But
that was easier than I thought. My assistant found a
no-name community college in upstate New York that would send a
PhD diploma in the mail for $29.95. We added an MBA and MS
for an additional $19.95 each. After that, we were off and
running!"
Fama and French published dozens of
articles in various finance journals, mainly on their
groundbreaking 3-factor model. The pair often appear at
the top of "highly cited researchers" lists, despite the fact
that most of the citations appear in their own work. (In
fact, French's entry on Wikipedia caused much consternation
after several WikiNazi's insisted that French's papers did not
meet Wikipedia standards for "verifiability and original
research.")
Fama Simplifies It For French
Over the years, Fama has played an active role in reducing the
risk that French's mental shortcomings come to light and destroy
Fama's goal of winning a Nobel prize. To keep it simple,
Fama developed a list of basic rules for French to follow, and
to repeat in his classes. Fama shared a few of these rules
with The Tuck Profit, as well as the rationale behind them (see
inset).
Rules for French |
Fama's Rationale |
- Put all of your
money into index funds.
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"Everyone knows this
is bullshit, but I couldn't afford to have Ken out there
losing his shirt trying to beat the markets, especially after we
started playing with other people's money at
DFA."
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- Don't buy load
mutual funds.
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"A
good salesmen can sell Ken anything, so I wrote
this one down and had my assistant tape it to his phone." |
- Trust your wife's
judgment.
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"Ken's wife is a lot smarter
than he is, obviously. I bribed Terry Odean and Brad Barber to
fudge some data and put
out a paper proving that women are betters investors
than men.
Ken's wife thanks me every
day."
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- Just claim you're a
Bayesian.
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"I hired the best tutors
at Chicago to
teach him statistics. After 5 years, I gave up.
The man is an imbecile.
Then one of my Ph.D. students, a classic bullshit
artist, claimed that as a 'Bayesian,' he wasn't bound by
the same rules as everyone else. A lightbulb went
off in my head. Obviously that would never fly at
a Chicago, but surely it would work at that Truck
School. I was right."
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"At DFA, every time
Ken called in an order, the firm would lose money. So I teamed up with Odean again and
he put out another paper: this time he proved that
trading causes capital erosion. Can you imagine?"
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French Comes to Tuck
The rules were effective, for awhile. But "the cerebral
geeks at Yale SOM" quickly sniffed him out, and Fama had
him transferred to MIT
Sloan. "I figured the engineers wouldn't be interested in
a class about stock picking." But Sloan
students were also quick to recognize a fake. Fama was worried he would be
exposed.
That's when Dean Danos of the Tuck School called.
According to Fama: "This strange man from New Hampshire said he'd do
anything to hire a published professor. I
figured that a job factory for middle managers in the middle of
nowhere would be the perfect place to hide him."
It was easy to convince French to make the move "once I told him
that students were more concerned with challenging their
classmates at pong than challenging their professors in class,"
said Fama.
Tuck Hires Bill Martin
The
only condition imposed by Dean
Danos was that a competent assistant be found to complete French's daily tasks and
minimize any fallout from stupidity or ignorance. Enter
Bill Martin, a successful financial professional with experience
at several investment banks and the CBOT. Martin
writes lesson plans, prepares slides, conducts research, and
compiles data for the website.
Martin also attends every one of French's classes.
After a few particularly embarrassing gaffes ("Buy Enron stock!
Those guys are smart!" -fall 2001), Martin installed a voice amplification system
with a remote control. In the event of a deviation
from the script, Martin simply presses the mute button.
"It's much easier for everyone if we work proactively," says
Martin.
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Professor French
working on a four-factor model in his Ocean Drive
residence.
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"Obviously we're
worried about the Professor's Ocean Drive escapades. But
most famous academic researchers are cut some slack when it
comes to a little hanky panky on the side. At least he's
not propositioning his students."
Is French's Tenure Secure?
French has been quoted as saying "It would take an act of God
for me to lose my job." Requests for comment from the
dean's office went unanswered, but pressure is building for a
response to the allegations.
Somewhere in Omaha, Warren Buffett and his insignificant alpha are laughing.
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