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Introduction


Some people are on a constant quest for realism in driving games. They
want real (and customizable) cars, real speed and handling
characteristics, sophisticated opponents and real tracks.

If you are one of these people, you will hate Burnout Revenge
as it has none of these things: it’s the “Anti-Gran Turismo”. But if
you are like me, and prefer mayhem, ridiculous jumps, exploding stuff
and a feeling of insane speed (remember Rush 2049?) then this is the
game you’ve been waiting for your entire life.

This review will focus on differences and improvements over Burnout 3: Takedown, itself a near-masterpiece.

Gameplay: 10/10

The main (in fact the only) single player mode is World Tour. The goal
is to win races and unlock cars, tracks and new events. The more races
you win, and the more aggressively you drive, the more stars you get.
Earn more stars to advance your revenge ranking, and progress through
all 10 ranks to complete the game. I can’t imagine taking less than 20
or 30 hours to finish everything, if you’re really good.

Here are some of the goodies that improve on Burnout 3:

Traffic Check! Small vehicles can be hit from behind without
crashing. Send them into your opponents (or oncoming traffic) and
enjoy the chaos.

Evolved Crash Junctions. They’re not junctions so much as
scenarios now. Multiple crashbreakers are possible, and the areas are
more varied.

Race Crashbreakers! This is nuts. After you’ve made your way
through a few rankings, the game turns on crashbreakers during races.
Taking out 2, 3, 4 (or all 5) opponents in a massive explosion after a
crash is immensely satisfying.

Mad Air. Lots of hidden (and by “hidden” I mean marked with
bright blue lights) detours and shortcuts offer thrilling jumps.

Vertical Takedowns. Oh yes, death from above.

Revenge Takedowns. If you’re taken out by an opponent, they’re
red-flagged, and you can try to return the favor. It’s a nice
gimmick, and adds to the fun.

Graphics: 9/10

The sense of speed is amazing. Everything is utterly gorgeous, and
looks even better in 480p (hold triangle and X during boot). Minus 1
for poor centering in 480p mode, duh.

Sound: 10/10

Hook up your subwoofer and turn it up. This morning my wife thought
there was an earthquake. Bonus points for getting rid of Stryker and
the dumb “Crash FM”.

Replay Value: 10

As I mentioned, there’s at least 30 hours of first time play in this
game, more if you’re not a l33t racer. After I finish it I’m just
going to start over. This stuff never gets old.

Music: no rating

It’s the same stuff that’s in all the games. There are plenty of
decent tracks. Whatever.

Online Play: 8/10

It works, which is more than I can say for my experience with the last
one. Opponents seem to skitter and slide in a peculiar way, but
perhaps this can be fixed on the server side.

Multiplayer: 10/10

Multiplayer mode is essentially the same as in Burnout 3. Party crash
is super fun.

Glitch Warning

The game, while magnificent, is not bug free, hence the 9 rating
overall. I’ve been in near-crash situations a couple of times where
the system thought I crashed: the “press R2 for crashbreaker” message
came up, even though I was still driving in the race. After the next
takedown or crash, the message went away. And there have been a
couple of occasions where I “fell through” the road and crashed in a
bottomless neverland. But the game has never crashed completely.
These glitches are extremely rare, and haven’t prevented me from
enjoying the game immensely.

Rent/Buy

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