Shotacon

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WARNING:SHOTACON IS FOR PEDOS!!1

All pedos know screwing a one year old is awwwriiightttt!!!!

Hawt shota

You should never fap to this

LOL WUT

Wants moar

Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai child porn, but with underage boys starring in it.

Of course, only a sick, perverted country like Japan has different words for child porn with girls and child porn with boys, but we knew the asians are batshit insane. In France, everyone loves shotacon.

Shotacon is a sub-genre of hentai. Its central focus are 13 year old boys (or younger) having wild gay sex, though in real life this would never happen because they're too busy playing X-box, and most haven't hit puberty yet.

So hence, in basics Shotacon is a lot like yaoi, except younger with less pubes.

Shotacon and Lolicon are legal in a fuckload of countries. And we all know it's only illegal if you get caught.

Shotacat

Like Pedobear to little girls, Shotacat is to little anime boys.

Facts

The Boy Scouts are affected by Shota as well.

only 70% of Shotacon consumers are 30 year old men the rest are yaoi fangirls and while those that are still minors themselves aren't technically pedophiles, it's still fucking creepy
Shotacon is fucking creepy.
Shotacon was invented by the nazis.
Shotacon is illegal lyke whoa in the US. This means you should stop calling Disney and asking them to license Boku no Pico so you can wank without Japanese censorship to your illegal fansubs.
Shotacon is nice to wap to. In fact, if you do, you'll probably blow a load all over yourself while your mom barges in your room and catches you.
Shotacon is a beautifull and much needed art form for ~~females~~ But according to rule 30 there are NO females on the internet.

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Shota IRL

Fucking Japoshiles!

Dear God I just threw up in my mouth.

Fap Gallery

It's Not Pedo...cause they eventually grow up, amirite?	It's Not Pedo...It's underage erotic artistic nudity lol!!!11	Meets the Michael Jackson seal of (r)ap(e)proval. Tee Hee!	Free plastic anus with every Happy Meal. Aah, those wacky Japanese.
Sup,Dawg. We herd you like little boys,so we painting cartoonish CP all over yer hood.	HAY GUISE IZ DAT LittleCloud?!	Don't worry, It's GOOD that you're small!	LINK MAH SEXY BOIIIII
Pokemon fans love shotacon tiny penis.	Seems a bit gay but it's not	Gotta grope 'em all!	Excuse me, might I borrow this for a moment?
His nibs. And goggles.	Fap,fap,fap,fap,do not fap to this	ANTHRO FAGS!!!!	This gentleman seems to be quite enjoying his furry. Faggot.
That's just bad, m'kay?	Holy gender bender!	I herd u liek raping little kids.	He asked him knowingly.
May I have a bit of that?	Typical Japanese family reunion.	Remember, it's only gay if the balls touch.	Oh, Mom!
HAY GUISE IZ DAT LittleCloud?!	The traditional Japanese way of ingesting sausage.	An IRL shota asking for it.	This is not sexy
Mark Foley likes him some shota.	HOLY SHIT! IZ DAT NAZI GURO SHOTA!!??	Just. Look. Away.	An average Shotacon enthusiast. Note the vacant-yet-hungry look in his eyes. And his fat fucking stomach.
Shota fan Don Henrie getting him some thumb, much to the family's amusement.	Kamiyoshi is fucking creepy...	...and scary...	...little boys should stay at least 100 miles away from Kamiyoshi...