Chicanery. It's Earthbound. Gone completely ga-ga.
WARNING: By reading this comic, you legally join Ness and the
others in a lengthuous hunt for fortune. You will be required by law
to see Mr. T throw people, Battles between giant objects, and things
that float gracefully over the comic, begging to be defined but
cannot be explained. Disaster labs cannot be held responsible for
any injury or fatality involving photons emanating from this comic.
Do not read while operating heavy machinery. Do not read while
watching Alf. If accidentally ingested, consult god.
This comic contains explicit scenes of violence and gore. And
Clinton being sniffed in the crotch by his dog.
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comic material. Everything, except for a scant few nightmarish collages, isan
image created my somebody else. The majority of said images are by Nintendo,APE,
and Sanrio. I just wanted to make that clear; there are people out there who are
not getting the message. For instance, when I was moving the comic, I recieved a
few offers. One of them was offering to put the characters on cellphone plates
and screens. Can you believe that? Merchandising! I DO NOT MERCHANDISE. It sort
of breaks a hell of a lot of rules and kicks you a mile into the dirt. Why do
you think the FBI conducted raids on all those people making pokémon bootleg
merchandise? Because they didn't own it. I mean, comeon. Anyways, this comic can
be considered arguably as an artform, a parody, or,as many people like to put
it, f***ing screwed up. The sole reason that I keep doing this is because it is
a hobby that keeps me from going insane and killing myself or something. See it
this way: some old guy in a desert is bored one dayso he takes a welding torch
and makes a work of art out of the stuff in the old jalopy sitting out on his
lawn. It turns out to be incredibly brilliant and recieves hundreds of viewers a
day. However, he gets busted because the statue was partially held up by a Midas
brand muffler. All he ever did was take thestuff around him and make something
beautiful out of it. I also don't see anylaws that prosecute people who make
their ransom notes out of a Marlboro ad. Now, to make a long story short,
restraint would be silly in this case. As forall the more minor things, it would
be pretty much going way out of the way to inform me that a 50x50 pixel block of
comic space contains the head of the cheshire cat, and it is there for no
reason. Pretty much everything is there for no reason. Welcome to the club. It's
life. A cup of hot chocolate filled with the backwash of a thousand generations.
Deal with it. I have. That is why thispage exists. So, I end this lengthy chunk
of mumbo-jumbo by reiterating, I DO NOT OWN MUCH OF THE IMAGE MATERIAL THAT YOU
SEE!. Cough. Ahem. Thank you. All rights are reserved, Callahan!