Right, so by ‘tomorrow’ I meant ’six days later’, and by ‘early in the week’ I meant ‘Friday’. Funny how that works, isn’t it? What, me deliver anything on time? Ha! But do tune in tomorrow for that promised next-project, first-post thingy. I’m almost done, and it’ll be online before midnight Friday…somewhere in the world.
So: sundries, then.
It’s been a while since I, um, opined on movies and games, and now that the summer season is upon us - like a lion upon its prey - I thought I’d start with the Big Flicks currently dominating cinemas worldwide…or at least the ones I’ve seen so far:
The Da Vinci Code. I thought this was a well-made adaptation, although it was too true to the book - which I read two and a half years ago, but still remember quite clearly - to be particularly engaging. If you haven’t read the book, however, it’s worth catching. I still don’t know why it’s gotten such a bad rap, because it doesn’t deserve it. Yes, it’s talky, and yes, Tom Hanks looks a tad frayed around the edges, but it’s relatively smart, just the right side of silly (although the silly does rear its ugly head during a ridiculous car chase), and it’s occasionally stirring. Not a landmark, and perhaps a missed opportunity, but still.
X-Men: The Last Stand. Speaking of missed opportunities… I went in with very low expectations, and I was pleasantly surprised. But still… It was fun, but such a wasted opportunity that I honestly wanted to hate it. Yes, there are some good set-pieces and effects (and a few really bad ones, betraying the flick’s rushed schedule); yes, the gang’s back, and that in itself is cause for celebration; yes, Brett Ratner did a decent job of mimicking Bryan Singer and making it feel like a continuation of the saga. But the whole thing didn’t add up to much in the end, and, like I said, it was an enormous wasted opportunity. I mean, you have the whole Dark Phoenix storyline, probably one of the best known and best loved - not to mention most epic and emotional - sagas in Marvel history…and this is what you do with it? Freakin’ Alcatraz? If they’d left the Jean Grey/Dark Phoenix plot for the next movie, and focused on the mutant cure, it would have been pretty good. As it stands - it was fun, but ultimately empty. And most importantly: a wasted opportunity. But hey, if you have no idea what ‘Dark Phoenix’ means, and you’re only looking for a solid action flick to pass a couple of hours, then by all means, it works, and it’s not bad.
Mission: Impossible III. Meh. Lots of stuff blow up real good, but Tom Cruise runs weird. Philip Seymour Hoffman kicks ass, as usual, and the movie moves along at a brisk pace. Oh, and Simon Pegg makes a wonderful guest apperance. Our boy’s got a role in a big Hollywood movie! Bless. But overall, it feels like an extended Alias episode, and while that’s not necessarily a bad thing, it’s not all that thrilling either - especially since we’re talking big screen, big budget, and no Sydney Bristow.
There’s little to be particularly excited about before Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest hits theaters in July - and, of course, after that, Superman Returns. Which will definitely be worth watching.
When it comes to games, I haven’t had much time to play anything for any extended period of time, but I have been going back to some releases I never got around to playing, including:
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones (Xbox). I love the first one (of this new ‘trilogy’), I didn’t play the second one, and now I’ve spent a few hours with the third one…and I don’t think I like it. First off, it’s just too damn hard. Secondly, the controls don’t feel as tight as they should. And thirdly, I can’t get my hands around the combat. I usually do okay with third-person action adventures, but this one - I don’t know. There’s something not-quite-right about it. I’ll give it a bit more time, but I get frustrated, especially when it’s too damn far between checkpoints. Give me the ability to save at any time - please. Is that too much to ask for?
Far Cry: Instincts (Xbox). I’m liking this one so far, but the disc doesn’t agree with my Xbox, and all too often the game crashes with the message ‘Your disc may be dirty’. It isn’t, and without the ability to save at any given time (again), it’s quite frustrating to have to replay large chunks of the game. So I might have to give this one up.
Kingdom Hearts II. So far it’s not been all that exciting. The world feels very restrictive, the gameplay rudimentary, and the story utterly, utterly confusing. No, I didn’t play through the first one - it got boring after a while - so that might explain it, but maybe some clues would be in order? Still, it looks and sounds great, and it’s got tons of Disney characters in it, which means that I’ll keep playing for a while longer. I just hope it picks up.
Shadow of the Colossus. Fantastic. Beautiful. Stunning. At times frustrating and dull, with an empty world, and trial-and-error gameplay. But a masterpiece. A work of art. A true milestone in gaming. See how this might get confusing? No matter how you look at it, however, it’s unique, it’s stirring, and it’s a must-play for anyone who claims to be a gamer.
Dreamfall: The Longest Journey. Haven’t had a chance to check this out yet, but I’ve heard it’s supposed to be quite good. Anyone? Anyone? Oh, go buy it already. PC and Xbox.
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