For the love of God turn around dude!
"I said crawl towards me in a sexy manner!"
Woah, check out the zombie. And that weird looking guy standing behind her.
Hopefully everything's not so Minnie.
Three little boys went up to this girl throughout the day and asked to borrow her pool floaties.
This may be the sexiest college girl alive. If you don't think so prove us wrong and send in something better. We dare you!
This is no ordinary wet t-shirt contest. They must've used vodka instead of water.
The author was obviously mauled by an elephant in his youth. There's really no other explanation for such gratuitous illustrations in a children's book.
Now if only we had a picture of his point of view.
Is that the bottom of someone's thumb?
Even Jerry Seinfeld would cringe at those man hands. She must use a beach towel to dry those puppies off.
If that's not love then I don't know what is.
I don't envy his morning.
There's definitely some really, really weird stuff going on in that bomb shelter. I'm also sure there's a video somewhere on the internet of it going down.
He thought the camera was down her shirt. It's a common misconception amongst men.
I'm still trying to figure out if he's making the picture better or worse.
It's customary in their culture for the captain to do this before a long voyage.
If America could be represented by a single image, this would be it. And there's nothing I want more hanging above my bed than George Washington on top of a triceratops.
It's no surprise Obama won over today's youth, especially with campaign ads like this.
The startling thing is he's not even a deranged fan, that's the referee.