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George Galloway

George Galloway - Politician

Why waste £50m to line duke's pockets?

THEY must be a right pair ay Titians if the Chooky Sutherland is letting us continue to have a look at them for what they insist is the knockdown price of £50million. Each. Read

I Won't Be Silenced By Canadian Tories

BEING called a "street corner Cromwell" might in Galway or Cork be quite an insult. Read

Shari Low

Shari Low

Overgrown chaps give me a hairy fit

ME and my chum Jennifer Aniston have loads in common. Read

Leave our ears alone

AS if we didn't have enough to worry about with cellulite, eye-bags, jowls, buttock-droop and boobs that point to Australia, there's a new cosmetic procedure in town to deal with the horror of sagging... ears. Yep, ladies, roll up for a lobe-job. Read

Joan Burnie

Joan Burnie

I Love My Hubby But I Want My Own Room

Q MY husband and I have been happily married for 30 years. Our kids have left home and it's nice being just being the two of us. Read

Should I Go Away With A Married Man?

Q I'M the last person to get involved with a married man. My late husband's affairs throughout 20 years of marriage caused me untold pain and humiliation. Read

Jim Traynor

James Traynor

Celtic In Swoop For £2m Gomez

CELTIC are weighing up a summer move for Espanyol's highly-rated midfielder Jordi Gomez. Read

Burley's squad strikes fear into the heart. Ours.

SIT DOWN, fasten seat belts and for God's sake stop blubbering like overgrown babies. This aircraft is heading to Amsterdam and that's the end of it. Read

Paul English

Paul English

Naked truth? Duo are just not funny

IT may be one episode old, but it's not too late for BBC Three chiefs to change the name of their latest comedy to The Emperor's New Clothes. Read

Out-Of-Date Show With Presenter Out Of His Depth On Tv

Chris Moyles Quiz Show, Sunday, C4 Read