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Odds and Sods

So, what's the f**king difference between a Netbook and an ultrathin?

The El Reg flowchart can help

Odds and Sods 13 Mar 17:15

Obese cost London fire brigade £300k

Five-year bill for heavy lifting

Bootnotes 13 Mar 13:10

Sacked French Sony workers hold chief exec hostage

Updated Liberté, égalité, fraternité at video tape plant

Bootnotes 13 Mar 12:23

Jungle Jane pump-and-dumper claims 'pretty healthy' sex life

It was the drugs that made me do it

Bootnotes 13 Mar 12:02

BOFH: Cable entanglements

Episode 3 Copper load of this

BOFH 13 Mar 11:08

Sadville transports shaggers to porncentration camp

Tighter controls over 'adult content'

Bootnotes 13 Mar 11:07

Georgia withdraws from South Ossetia Eurovision

Declines to substitute 'anti-Putin' ditty

Entertainment 12 Mar 13:23

Sofia Dark Knight Englundh protests footie chant slur

My surname's non-English, non-drunken

Bootnotes 12 Mar 12:54

Gates retakes rich list top spot as Zuckerberg slides off chart

Life's a... bitch

Bootnotes 12 Mar 11:46

Swedes say nej to Sofia 'Dark Knight' Englundh

Batting away Ledger fan's name plan

Bootnotes 11 Mar 13:08

Russian pops сабоs in pancake-eating contest

Winning face-fill proves fatal

Bootnotes 11 Mar 12:37

Screeching rails close London Tube station

'Health and safety gone mad', thunders commuter

Bootnotes 11 Mar 10:32

Drunk sorority girls quaff booze 'to impress boys'

Prof: College chaps unimpressed by squiffy vixens

Bootnotes 10 Mar 14:48

Royal Mail disses runaway post van man

Injured have-a-go hero 'victim of his own misfortune'

Bootnotes 10 Mar 11:21

Oz bloke in underpants wrestles 'lunatic ninja' roo

When Skippys attack

Bootnotes 10 Mar 09:34

Zhao 'C' - Chinese police computer says no

Left field 'Left Crescent' left nameless

Bootnotes 9 Mar 10:25

David Blaine tw*tdangles into Urban Dictionary

Linguistic fame for US gitwizard

Bootnotes 6 Mar 14:31

'World's Worst Banker' joins Lads from Lagos

Sir Fred Goodwin flashes his 419 credentials

Bootnotes 6 Mar 10:11

Schwarzenegger delivers the goods for Cebit fans

You know he won't really be back

Odds and Sods 4 Mar 20:42

US cops called to McDonalds menu cock-up

No McNuggets? Dial 911!

Bootnotes 4 Mar 15:01

Polish Spitfire shoots down BNP

Anti-immigration poster pic blunder

Bootnotes 4 Mar 12:40

NZ unleashes sonic Manilow weapon

Oh Barry, you came and you dispersed my mallrats

Bootnotes 3 Mar 16:41

Snacker discovers Nokia phone in crisp packet

Bag Finnished off?

Reg Hardware 3 Mar 16:14

Etailer flogs signed Jade Goody biog for £1,000

Updated Sun less than impressed with eBay punt

Bootnotes 3 Mar 09:40

World of Warcraft: 'The crack cocaine of the computer world'

Swedes finger WoW as dangerous addiction

Reg Hardware 27 Feb 19:06

El Reg suffers identity crisis

Reader Poll Respected, unethical aggro loner lesbians?

Bootnotes 27 Feb 12:53

Ryanair may charge cattle to use the bog

'Raising discretionary revenue' or taking the piss?

Bootnotes 27 Feb 12:25

Hollywood to totally recall Total Recall

'Contemporary' rehash of 1990 sci-fi romp

Entertainment 27 Feb 11:40

Google gets a touch of the ODFOs

Direct Factory Outlets? Oh do f...

Bootnotes 27 Feb 10:29

Harry Potter hangs up wand in 2011

Warner sets release date for Deathly Hallows: Part II

Entertainment 26 Feb 16:40

Teen sacked for 'boring' job Facebook comment

Marching orders for Clacton office worker

Bootnotes 26 Feb 15:54

UK kids presenter gets online support

Storm + teacup + stupid parents

Entertainment 26 Feb 14:51

Hertfordshire drivers endure 200-year roadworks

Impact 'slight', mercifully

Bootnotes 26 Feb 11:17

Dominican lad suffers six-day stiffy

Doctors battle in vain to placate priapism

Bootnotes 26 Feb 10:12

UK censors revolt against 'pornalone' ordeal

The loneliness of the long-distance smutwatcher

Bootnotes 25 Feb 13:56

UK kiddies cop a righteous tasering

LibDems decry increase in electro-justice

Bootnotes 25 Feb 12:17

The internet is for violent jerks, study finds

...or violent jerks are for the internet

Odds and Sods 25 Feb 03:48

Hitler ordered Luftwaffe to spare Blackpool

Oh we do like to be beside the Sieg Heil!

Bootnotes 23 Feb 13:27

Woolies Pic'n'Mix goes for £14,500

Last bag of sugary goodness benefits charity

Bootnotes 23 Feb 11:11

Paris Hilton scoops triple Razzie dishonour

Heiress hits pits as Slumdog conquers Hollywood

Entertainment 23 Feb 09:58

iPhone app simulates political corruption

Be like Blagojevich

Odds and Sods 21 Feb 00:46

Forget flying to the stars - try quicker-drying bras

Humanity reaches zenith of technical achievement

Bootnotes 20 Feb 16:36

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