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  1. A starring role for Camilla the chicken in this short epic - http://tinyurl.com/cd335o
  2. From Garry: The great Cheese is doing a very heavy workout, I think he plans to live for ever
  3. Here is another ping. Oh, Camilla just pecked some cat food
  4. Thinking about tooth decay
  5. @jemimakiss it was meant to be
  6. The final test of Mr Cheese's pingdom
  7. Please ignore the next few messages. Pretend they aren't happening.
  8. Testing Ping on behalf of Mr Jack Cheese
  9. The chickens Camilla and Rocky came to visit this morning http://www.cleeseblog.com/2...
  10. From JC's PA:
  11. http://twitpic.com/1noxj The Telegraph made a mistake - that was me with my daughter at the Oscar bash http://is.gd/kBC2
  12. @yellowstring Astonishing!
  13. @tivoupgrade Peevish is a great word, but I leave the "p" noun for relatives. Hate is a good old four-letter word.
  14. @Bohemiangirl A hate you love and feed..
  15. Still, all good phun. One of my own: when things are made unnecessarily complicated, of which more later.
  16. Then there are those who know perfectly well what it means but who can't resist the pun
  17. There's an interesting 50%-50% split here - people who think pet hates = animals, and those who know it means what you love to hate
  18. @The_Nine People who use the word irregardless should not be misunderestimated
  19. @DintVerge I'd extend that to people who dislike animals, but some really unpleasant people love animals so it's tricky
  20. @Mennard Or thin people who climb into your pockets
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