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Shock sites are what make internet great. They are a perfect way to cause drama in a wide variety of retarded groups. However, if the group is not sufficiently retarded, or internet experienced, or the site is not shocking enough, you'll just end up being a huge failure at life. Handle with care.
There are four standard ways to display shocking content:
- Pic - Static image
- Earliest notorious example: Goatse
- Flash loop - Short looping SWF video clip, usually set to music
- Earliest notorious example: Meatspin
- Video - Extended video, usually not set to music
- Earliest notorious example: 2girls1cup
- Browser-fuckers - A complex way of displaying shock content that crashes your browser or fucks your computer in some way
- Earliest notorious example: Last Measure
Sites consisting entirely of text are not shock sites per se, but there have long existed both short and long shocking text passages (e.g. Raping Little Suzy).
Shock sites are best used under the guise of perfectly benign links. Approaches include:
- Generic misdirects
- [Insert Game Name] For Free! http://download.gamesforfree.com/
- Site-specific misdirects
Partial List of Shock Sites, Past and Present
- Discharges.org - Click on "h" at the top of the screen for a long history's worth of flash videos or check out this complete guide to all the content on the site
- Shock Horror Media - Collection of the most popular and controversial shock media including "goatse", "meatspin", "half eaten baby", "severed fingers" and more.
Content Detailed on ED
- The Power 5 - Five powerful Web 1.0-era classics:
- Goatse (link) - The Web 1.0-era shock site that started it all (JPG)
- Tubgirl (link) - Shit-water violently expelled (JPG)
- Lemonparty (link) - Old man sucks old man cock (JPG)
- Meatspin.com (link) - Gay sex (SWF)
- Hai2u (link) - Cock-vomit (JPG)
- Thewillpower (link) - Autofellatio (SWF)
- Stag Party (link) - Old naked woman (Animated GIF)
- Funnelgirl (link) - Originally made the rounds in 2006 and currently hosted on the LOLShock network as Funnelchair; a Japanese scat-flick involving a chair that forcibly funnels shit into some poor guy's mouth (Video)
- Fuck.org (link)
- Penisbird (link) - Not very shocking but the majority of the pussies at Slashdot apparently found it distressing (JPG)
- Jizztini (link) - A giant martini glass filled with semen (JPG)
- Big Bag (link) - Gigantic swollen testicles meets terrifying ejaculation of an unknown substance (SWF)
- Mudfall (link) - A shit waterfall (SWF)
- Last Measure - Spams your computer with shock content and crashes your browser - a winning combination!
- 3guys1hammer (link) - Torture and murder by a couple sick Russian fucks (Video)
- Cakefarts (link) - A woman explosively farting into a cake
- 2girls1cup (link 1, link 2) - Oral shit sharing (Video)
- Eel girl (link) - Eels in bodily orifices; hosted by our very own Girlvinyl (Video)
- 1man1jar (link) - Shattered glass in the ass (Video)
- AKA Jar Squatter
- Mr. Hands (MPG link) - A video of a man being fatally fucked by a horse (Video)
- AKA 2 Guys 1 Horse
- Church of Fudge (link) - A German priest, a German nun and some shit (Video)
- AKA 1 Priest 1 Nun
Live Shock Sites
- Heyya.org links to all the following shock sites:
- All the following videos, most originally hosted at dedicated sites, are hosted at ThatsPhucked.com:
- The Meat Spin Network, detailed in the Wow OMG blog, is made up of many shock sites:
- SaladAndChips.com - A dog licking some guy's asshole
- 1 Guy 2 Needles - A guy rams two needles through his testicles; clip originally from Discharges.org
- BagSlap.com - Anal sex set to Feels Like Heaven
- EatingCream.com - "Let me clear my throat!"
- FingerSlam.com -
- GoatseMarathon.com -
- ManGems.com -
- MotherMan.com -
- MudFall.com -
- PressureSpot.com -
- TeenSluts.biz - She's a trap!
- YouAreSoGay.com - Gay sex, cowboy style
- The Pounder
- Walk the Dinosaur (LOLShock)
- The Typical Mac User (LOLShock)
- Prolapse Man
- LOL Train
- Fruit Launcher
- Octopus Girl
- Milk Fountain
- Jap Scat
- Dad Party
- Clown Song
- Phone Japan
- Bowl Girl
- Eel Soup
- Goatse Girl
- LOL Hello
- Mud Monster
- Nut Abuse
- 1 Guy Mud Pie
- Out I Hang
- Smack My Bitch Up
- Crackfile.porkyhost.com - A picture of a subincised urethra
- Sourmath.com - A sourpatch.org remake(?)
- 5 Blacks 1 White - Five black guys nail a white girl
- Fanbangho.com - Image of a man with his nutsack freshly cut off
- NutsInTheAss.com or NutsInPalin.com - Cartoon of Barack Obama fucking Sarah Palin with bomb-ass music in the background
- Porkspin.com - Web 2.0 Meatspin update. NOTE: May crash your browser.
- Skindroop.com - Old naked woman. NOTE: Entering [anything].skindroop.com will automatically redirect to this image.
- CumOmlette.com - Facial bukakke followed by the creation of a semen omlette
- PuddingFarter.com - "Watch me fart into a bowl of pudding"
- SalsaSnack.com - Shit being spread in and around a vagina
- Girltap.com - Japanese girl "forcibly" fed shit water from her own anus
- Kids in Sandbox - Violent urethral sounding
- L33tHaxor.tk - A naked guy covered in shit, with shit in his mouth as well
- "Skinny Dipping" - Classic picture set of obese women underwater
- NowShowFriendsAndWorkmates.com - hosts multiple shock clips that are redirected to by other sites:
Some of the above sites may have been taken down by The Man - please add them to the list of dead sites below if and when this happens.
Dead Shock Sites
- Tub Guy (Hindu)
- Alaskan Black Snake
- Enema Olympics
- Tard.biz - Blind redirects to brownhost.tv (Parked)
- Lulz.info - Blind redirects to brownhost.tv (Parked)
- Head in Vagina - Junk link
- 1girl1pitcher.com - Junk link; now requires you to "Join"
- 2girls1finger.com - Junk link; now requires you to "Join"
- 4girlsfingerpaint.com - Junk link; now requires you to "Join"
Nontraditional Shock Sites
Nontraditional shock sites host content that is shocking or generally offensive, but requires a bit of exploration for full effect. These may contain "believable" content (i.e. offer to sell something that is offensive but that seems at least marginally reasonable).
- All the following are associated with the host of Insulting.com:
- Puppy Beef
- Kitty Beef
- Rat Beef
- Puppy Profits - Canine sport fighting for fun and profit!
- Stop Dog Fighting - An ingenious site that encourages people to spam Puppyprofits.com across the net
- Abortion Tracker - Tracking all abortions in 39 states!
- AIDS Mapper - Searchable database of every HIV positive patient in the country
- Child Trader - It "isn’t about not loving your children. Its about finding a family that can love them more."
- Gynosmart - "...Women are stupid, but that they can recover from their natural feminine stupidity thanks to our revolutionary supplement formula."
- Kids Concentration Camps
- Neuter Mexicans - Do your part to curb illegal immigration: spay or neuter your Mexicans
- STD Store - "If you shoot someone in the face with a gun, that’s murder. If you shoot someone in the face with your infected load, it isn’t."
- The Live Saver - Protect your paternal rights without her knowledge or consent
- Scientology Loans - Afford to be a Scientologist without being Bernie Madoff (pre-bust)
- Teacher Harmony - The Number One Free Student-Teacher Dating Site
- Victims of Children - Help us stop childrens' abuse of priests!
- Bonsai Kitten (here)
Sites and Communities Specializing in Shock Images and Other Shocking Content.
Detailed on ED
Other Sources of Shock Imagery
Shock Videos (Direct Links)
- BME trailer 1 (WMV)
- BME trailer 2 (WMV)
- BME trailer 3 (WMV)
- BME trailer 4 (FLV)
- Bestreactions.com - Collection of reactions to 2girls1cup and other shock sites
- Flickr photoset of people seeing Goatse for the first time
- 6 girls see 2girls1cup for the first time