Girls in Bikinis! (Gunaxin)

Ortega’s taco sauce makes Shawn Johnson’s taco pop (The O.B.)

Double Play and a Quadruple Bypass - Ballpark Offers a 4,800 Calorie Burger (The Bachelor Guy)

A Flight of the Conchords Movie? (Sharapova’s Thigh)

Happy Birthday Mariah Carey & Stacy Ferguson (MoonDog Sports)

The woman who taught Shaq how to Tweet (9 to Fried)

Kelly Brook Is Going To Gently Maim You (The Beer Goggler)

“Eastbound And Down” Back For A 2nd Season? (Sharapova’s Thigh)

Happy Birthday Sara Jean Underwood, Keira Knightley & Jennifer Lamiraqui (MoonDog Sports)

American Idol employee…waaa (9 to Fried)

Win WWE Legends of Wrestlemania Video Game (Gunaxin)

Hip Hop Stars As Young’ns (YepYep)

Leaked Photos of the ‘09/’10 Premier League kits (The O.B.)

First Look: 2010 Olympic Torch Unveiled (The Bachelor Guy)

Audrina Patridge Just Sold You A Pair Of Girls’ Jeans (The Beer Goggler)

The B List: 10 Favorite Grateful Dead Books (Hidden Tracks)

The Hottest Girls Of The BCS : The Pac 10 (Busted Coverage)

This is the Teixeira I want on my team (on205th)

This kid is going to be a Harlem Globetrotter (Mac G’s World)

Hot band girls from SXSW (Spewf)

The Pop Culture Grid: LeBron, K. Millwood, R. Ankiel & D. Cook (Extra Mustard)

Umphery’s McGee PPV iClips (BandsThatJam.net)

You are really making your dad look like a dick (Tasty Booze)

Martin Brodeur banged his sister-in-law (With Leather)

The Cookie Thief gets caught (YepYep)

Lindsay Lohan is photoshopped in her new spray-on tan ads (WWTDD)

15 Randomly Awesome Pictures To Round out The Week Part 3 (Uncoached)

The greatest doormat of all time (Don Chavez)

Highlight Video of Marcus Jordan, Son of Michael Jordan (The Hoop Doctors)

NextRound Lady Friend: Nicola McLean (NextRound)

Razor Ramone is the man (Manofest)

10 iPhone apps that could get you fired (DJ Mick)

Villanova used a 51 point second half en route to a 23 point bludgeoning of the two seeded Duke Blue Devils.  The Devils played from behind most of the game, a position they are very familiar with and normally jackhammer back on top.  Their dependable money shot, the three, wasn’t falling, only splattering 5 of 27 on the Wildcats.

After the game, the Devils were left to console each other in the locker room.  Greg Paulus, pictured above, helped pick his teammates up and mount that horse again.  After pumping almost 50% of their fields goals from three, the Devils really need to work on their backdoor entry and penetration if they want to be a serious player in the Big Dance.

And meanwhile, I have to sprint from my desk for the bathroom. Jimmy Traina pointed us towards this (of course) and we recommend you watch at least 30 times today. (Also, yes, Carl’s Jr = Hardees).

I know this vid has been freaking everywhere, and it might have been on Brahsome already. But I don’t read this crap, so, hey, who knows, right? Anyway, just remember: you might be feeling miserable at your day job but at least you’re not fainting on the local news station.

Gracias to the Butter Team for the link this morning.

We’ve pimped the McLovins on here before, but happened to see they posted a new original song on their website recently that pretty much slays, so we thought we’d share it with you.  The McLovins are pretty much the band that our kids are going to be following 20 years from now.  Note the sicky bass riff at the 1:20 mark, and the guitar filth around the 3:55 mark.  Well done, lads.

Steven Tyler turned older yesterday (saw it was his birthday, but was too lazy to do the math from his birth year until now). Aerosmith might have fallen off a bit when they started playing shit like “Pink”, but they used to get so nice. Here’s them in 78 with Sweet Emotion.

Don’t worry- we were nice enough to include all the old Alicia Silverstone videos after the jump.
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Or, as said at MPS, “A Viral Video of a Cat Dunking Basketballs.” Yes, we are YouTube heavy. Perhaps you noticed it was Friday? Enjoy.

LSUFreek is pretty much dominating the photochop scene these days.  His latest work, a nigh little parody of Florida’s new shrine to Lord Tebow can be seen below, with the corresponding video clip after the jump, for those that aren’t yet familiar with the amazing speech Corrinne Brown delivered.

Care To Get Nice? »

Tickets for Phish’s shows at Red Rocks went on sale today and about 8 seconds later all four nights were sold out.

FEAR NOT MUSIC LOVERS. You can still grab a 4 day pass from StubHub … and it will only set you back anywhere from $1,350 to $6,000. So that’s nice. Jerks.