FAQ Frequently Asked Questions

Friday, June 1, 2001

did matt and trey get mad when futuram copied chef aid and they put bend aid that really pisst me off because they should think of their own f*cking idea's

did matt and trey get mad when futuram copied chef aid and they put bend aid that really pisst me off because they should think of their own f*cking idea's
I don't really think its stealing and anyway imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Like when Ned Flanders quotes Cannibal: The Musical in the eppisdoe of the Simpsond when his wife dies.
Saturday, June 2, 2001

How come in the episode "Fat Camp" when they show Kenny on the Howard Stern show with Tom Green in it, Tom Green doesn't look like Terrance or Phillip? What's up with that?

How come in the episode "Fat Camp" when they show Kenny on the Howard Stern show with Tom Green in it, Tom Green doesn't look like Terrance or Phillip? What's up with that?
Tom Green is married to Drew Barrymore so now he's an American. Duh.
Saturday, June 2, 2001

what the hell is park wars?

what the hell is park wars?
Park Wars is a Star Wars spoof using the South Park characters. You can check it here: http://www.parkwars.com/
Saturday, June 2, 2001

Is Dian Bachar chinese?

Is Dian Bachar chinese?
No, he's Czech.
Saturday, June 2, 2001

Did Saddam Hussein do the voice of himself in the South Park movie?

Did Saddam Hussein do the voice of himself in the South Park movie?
That's what the credits say.
Saturday, June 2, 2001

Are we allowed to use images and such from this website or South Park TV show on our own websites?

Are we allowed to use images and such from this website or South Park TV show on our own websites?
Yes you are, thats what they are there for. However you have to remember that Comedy Central does own them so just be respectful in how you use them. Have fun and let us know when your site is up.
Sunday, June 3, 2001

What are yall smokin when yall come up with this stuff, and who can I get it from?

What are yall smokin when yall come up with this stuff, and who can I get it from?
Drugs are bad, mmkay.
Sunday, June 3, 2001

How did Matt & Trey get Issac Hayes to do the voice of Chef?

How did Matt & Trey get Issac Hayes to do the voice of Chef?
Matt and Trey originally wanted to do the voice of Chef, but Comedy Central said there was no way they would let two skinny white boys from Colorado do the voice of a big black man, who also happens to be a chef.

So Matt and Trey came up with a short list of candidates. Isaac was on the top of a list that included Barry White, Lou Rawls, and TV's Urkel. They met with Isaac, and after some soul searching, he agreed to take the part. And the rest, as they say, is all lies.
Sunday, June 3, 2001

Sir?

Sir?
Maam?
Sunday, June 3, 2001

Is Big Gay Al matt or trey?

Is Big Gay Al matt or trey?
We are all a litlle bit Big Gay Al.
Sunday, June 3, 2001

What is UP with Trey's hair?

What is UP with Trey's hair?
Whatever do you mean?
Monday, June 4, 2001

What scenes were viewed in Episode 414: Thanksgiving Special, when Cartman closed his eyes? Were they from movies, or documentaries like Faces of Death? Or were they images that Trey Parker and Matt Stone made on their own?

What scenes were viewed in Episode 414: Thanksgiving Special, when Cartman closed his eyes? Were they from movies, or documentaries like Faces of Death? Or were they images that Trey Parker and Matt Stone made on their own?
They were from various stock footage houses in the L.A. area. Our former Unit Production Manager, Monica Mitchell, tracked down the footage based on Trey's descriptions.
Monday, June 4, 2001

About the voicebox Ned uses. Do such things really exists? I saw the sf movie 'Mad Max' and some guy had a voicebox too! So is it real or just sf?

About the voicebox Ned uses. Do such things really exists? I saw the sf movie 'Mad Max' and some guy had a voicebox too! So is it real or just sf?
It does exist. It senses the slight vibrations in one's throat, and translates it into a mechanical voice. I'm kind of guessing here, but it sounds pretty good.
Monday, June 4, 2001

Does anyone know the email of Comedy Central because they keep on sending me email on Southpark Digest and it gets in my nerve to get that trash. I don't wanna receive it anymore.

Does anyone know the email of Comedy Central because they keep on sending me email on Southpark Digest and it gets in my nerve to get that trash. I don't wanna receive it anymore.
Just send a blank e-mail to the appropriate address below. Delete Me First! remove- comedylist@lists.comedycentral.com The South Park Booster Club remove-southpark@lists.comedycentral.com
Monday, June 4, 2001

doesnt it annoy you that "faq" doesnt sound more like "facts"? that would be such a better.

doesnt it annoy you that "faq" doesnt sound more like "facts"? that would be such a better.
FAQ means "Frequently Asked Questions" it is not supposed to be "facts".
Tuesday, June 5, 2001

Did you guys know there is a semi-retarded looking midget thing with blond hair named Timmy, on the soap opera "Passions?"

Did you guys know there is a semi-retarded looking midget thing with blond hair named Timmy, on the soap opera "Passions?"
Midget thing? Anyways, I think that actor (who's an adult by the way), played the kid lawyer on "Ally McBeal." By the way, "Passions" rocks. It was a running joke on several episodes of "That's My Bush" (#102 and #108 for sure, other references may have been cut).
Wednesday, June 6, 2001

i have a question how do yu get on the south park booster club

i have a question how do yu get on the south park booster club
Register as a user of this website and you will automatically be signed up for it.
Wednesday, June 6, 2001

If Satan is a male, then why does he live with other guys?

If Satan is a male, then why does he live with other guys?
Because he's gay. Isn't that obvious by the fact that he has boyfriends.
Thursday, June 7, 2001

How can cartmans mom be his dad? The laws of Biology prevent this from happening even if she is a hermaphrodite.

How can cartmans mom be his dad? The laws of Biology prevent this from happening even if she is a hermaphrodite.
The laws of Biology also prevent someone from being killed and then being alive again the next week.
Thursday, June 7, 2001

Who would win in a fight, Mike Tyson or Satan?

Who would win in a fight, Mike Tyson or Satan?
Thats a tough one, my money is on Satan.
Thursday, June 7, 2001

ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!

ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS NOT A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!! AND DON'T YELL AT US!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, June 7, 2001

when are we gonna see the fifth season's first episodes' summaries and images on southpark studio ??

when are we gonna see the fifth season's first episodes' summaries and images on southpark studio ??
We will post them as soon as we are given the go ahead.
Thursday, June 7, 2001

were can i buy a dvda album?

were can i buy a dvda album?
You can't buy DVDA albums yet, they guys say they are waiting until the whole "show" thing is over. You can get 2 videoas of their songs on the Lapdance DVD available at CRAPtv.com.
Friday, June 8, 2001

you are an ass

you are an ass
heeeeee haaaaw!
Friday, June 8, 2001

Do you think I should dump my boyfriend because he thinks South Park sucks? Should I keep going out with him or what?

Do you think I should dump my boyfriend because he thinks South Park sucks? Should I keep going out with him or what?
Probably.
Friday, June 8, 2001

What style is the animation on South Park?

What style is the animation on South Park?
crappy
Friday, June 8, 2001

Why doesn't Mrs.Choksondik wear a bra? Why doesn't Mr. Choksondik tell her to wear one?

Why doesn't Mrs.Choksondik wear a bra? Why doesn't Mr. Choksondik tell her to wear one?
Maybe she's a naturalist...?
Friday, June 8, 2001

I know what a real cliteris is but what was the cliteris in the south park movie supposed to be?

I know what a real cliteris is but what was the cliteris in the south park movie supposed to be?
The "clitoris" is just a giant clitoris in the movie.
Saturday, June 9, 2001

Why are you going to kill off Kenny for good (if the rumor is true)?

Why are you going to kill off Kenny for good (if the rumor is true)?
Trey Parker Co-Creator of South Park says: "That rumor is all bullshit"
Saturday, June 9, 2001

Is Trey still mad at Lianne, or is she just always made fun of 'cause it's easy to do so?

Is Trey still mad at Lianne, or is she just always made fun of 'cause it's easy to do so?
It's just so damn easy to do!
Saturday, June 9, 2001

I can't remember which episode has Cartman singing the Wild Wild West song. Can someone help me out?

I can't remember which episode has Cartman singing the Wild Wild West song. Can someone help me out?
Episode 307: Cat Orgy Original Air Date: 07-14-1999
Sunday, June 10, 2001

In the South Park movie, "Bigger,Longer,and Uncut" did Matt Stone and Trey Parker write the songs? Or did someone else work with them?

In the South Park movie, "Bigger,Longer,and Uncut" did Matt Stone and Trey Parker write the songs? Or did someone else work with them?
Trey did most of the song writing. Some songs written by Trey and Marc Shaiman
Sunday, June 10, 2001

Do Satan and Mr.Garrison have the same person doing their voice?

Do Satan and Mr.Garrison have the same person doing their voice?
Yes, Trey does both Satan and Mr. Garrison.
Sunday, June 10, 2001

What does fingerbang really mean? Kenny says it in the episode, but I couldn't fully understand him.

What does fingerbang really mean? Kenny says it in the episode, but I couldn't fully understand him.
Oh... that's something you should definitely ask your parents.
Sunday, June 10, 2001

Is Masao Maki (G-Fresh in "Orgazmo," Indian leader in "Cannibal") a friend of Trey and Matt's, or just a guy who they like to hire to play Indian and Japanese characters?

Is Masao Maki (G-Fresh in "Orgazmo," Indian leader in "Cannibal") a friend of Trey and Matt's, or just a guy who they like to hire to play Indian and Japanese characters?
Masao is actually a sushi chef and restaurant owner in Boulder, CO, who Matt and Trey befriended.

Masao IS G-Fresh. His word is Lord.
Monday, June 11, 2001

Can you get me Trey and Matt's autographs? I'm dying of cancer and the "Dreams Come True" foundation said they wanted to make my last wish...I mean...well, they wanted to make my dream come true. Can you help me? Hell, the guys on death row only get a meal, right?

Can you get me Trey and Matt's autographs? I'm dying of cancer and the "Dreams Come True" foundation said they wanted to make my last wish...I mean...well, they wanted to make my dream come true. Can you help me? Hell, the guys on death row only get a meal, right?
I think you mean the "Make a Wish Foundation" and you should have them contact the network directly then, or did your Prof at the University of Kentucky tell you to try this as an extra credit project?
Monday, June 11, 2001

Is South Park Canadian made or American made? Where are the creators from ?

Is South Park Canadian made or American made? Where are the creators from ?
South Park is made in Los Angeles, California and the creators are from Colorado.
Monday, June 11, 2001

After the end of their three-year contract, are Trey and Matt putting an end to South Park?

After the end of their three-year contract, are Trey and Matt putting an end to South Park?
We'll all know the answer to that in about three years.
Monday, June 11, 2001

What are Timmy's parent's names?

What are Timmy's parent's names?
Richard and Helen
Tuesday, June 12, 2001

Do Trey and Matt like The Simpsons?

Do Trey and Matt like The Simpsons?
Matt and Trey love the Simpsons
Tuesday, June 12, 2001

Who does the voice of Big Gay Al?

Who does the voice of Big Gay Al?
Matt Stone
Tuesday, June 12, 2001

Who are the West Memphis Three?

Who are the West Memphis Three?
Three boys who are trying to be aquitted for murder. Check out their site for more informaion.

http://www.wm3.org/
Tuesday, June 12, 2001

Who bleeps out the F word and the S word Matt and Trey or Comedy Central?!

Who bleeps out the F word and the S word Matt and Trey or Comedy Central?!
Neither, Bruce Howell sends the tape to Comedy Central already censored. Comedy Central scans over it before it's aired with it's own censors.
Tuesday, June 12, 2001

What are the lyrics to Wendy's Fingerbang audition?

What are the lyrics to Wendy's Fingerbang audition?
Well
Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
And had a great big
Cockadoodle doodle
The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like
Shitzus make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office
A meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his
Balzac was a writer
He lived with Alan Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying
Because it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying f_ck!
Tuesday, June 12, 2001

What gave Matt and Trey the idea to bring Timmy into the cast?

What gave Matt and Trey the idea to bring Timmy into the cast?
The official answer is: they needed an interesting way to pull Kenny's tooth out in #402 - "The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000." Timmy was also partly inspired by Camp Jabberwocky and "How's Your News."

Comedy Central initially balked at Timmy, but he turned out to be so popular that he became a regular character. Matt and Trey love him. Have you seen the Timmy Lunch Box? It's actually pretty cool.
Wednesday, June 13, 2001

The two questions I sent were way better than any of these new ones. Why can't you answer mine? You promised an answer.

The two questions I sent were way better than any of these new ones. Why can't you answer mine? You promised an answer.
What were the questions again? We'll try to get them answered. If they're lame, you will be publicly flogged.
Wednesday, June 13, 2001

In episode 101, what does Kyle say when he is yelling at the aliens to give Ike back?

In episode 101, what does Kyle say when he is yelling at the aliens to give Ike back?
I looked over the scripts and this is what I got:

HEY YOU SKRAWNY ASS (BEEP)-HEADS!
WHAT'S THE (BEEP) IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU (BEEP) LITTLE (BEEP). YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF (BEEP) TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE A CRYING CHILD.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE!? I BET YOU'D ALL LIKE TO (BEEP) YOUR OWN (BEEP) WHILE SHE (BEEP) ON YOUR (BEEP) (BEEP)!!

That's all I could get, you'll have to peice together what he says yourselves!
Wednesday, June 13, 2001

Are you sure Big Gay Al's voice is done by Matt Stone?

Are you sure Big Gay Al's voice is done by Matt Stone?
Damn sure.
Wednesday, June 13, 2001

Do Trey and Matt really despise Barbara Streisand? If so, why?

Do Trey and Matt really despise Barbara Streisand? If so, why?
Yes, and it's "Barbra." Oh look, we just answered your question.
Thursday, June 14, 2001

In the epiosode where Kyle was going to die without a kidney, there was a part where Stan was pretty upset about the whole thing and Kenny was bitching at him. Was he bitching about the fact that he dies every week and nobody cries over it? That would make sense to me.

In the epiosode where Kyle was going to die without a kidney, there was a part where Stan was pretty upset about the whole thing and Kenny was bitching at him. Was he bitching about the fact that he dies every week and nobody cries over it? That would make sense to me.
It makes sense to us too!
Thursday, June 14, 2001

Do Matt and Trey really hate Rosie O'Donnell?

Do Matt and Trey really hate Rosie O'Donnell?
Matt and Trey were annoyed by Rosie O'Donnell during the Presidential Elections. She had all these ideas on how the rest of the world should make their decisions and that really bugged the crap outta them.
Thursday, June 14, 2001

Are Matt and Trey gay with each other?

Are Matt and Trey gay with each other?
Well maybe a little... but we're all a little gay with each other now and again.
Thursday, June 14, 2001

Is it really a crime to let ten year olds watch South Park?

Is it really a crime to let ten year olds watch South Park?
It really depends on how the parents feel their kids will handle it. South Park is aimed at a mature audience and was never meant to be aimed at kids.
Friday, June 15, 2001

I was wondering who the other boy was that came out of Ms. Crabtree's uterus at the end of the episode?

I was wondering who the other boy was that came out of Ms. Crabtree's uterus at the end of the episode?
When you find that out give us a call, we'd like to know too.
Friday, June 15, 2001

why is the hospital map in 202 "Cartman's mom is still a dirty slut" the same as the military base map in the movie ?

why is the hospital map in 202 "Cartman's mom is still a dirty slut" the same as the military base map in the movie ?
Budget cuts
Friday, June 15, 2001

I just looked on this website under the character section, and you say Geek 1 thinks there are 78 episodes. That's a long way off of 72 or 73 as mentioned in episode 412. What the dilly, yo?

I just looked on this website under the character section, and you say Geek 1 thinks there are 78 episodes. That's a long way off of 72 or 73 as mentioned in episode 412. What the dilly, yo?
You're way too obsessed...
Friday, June 15, 2001

Which episode from the fourth season is the Halloween Special?

Which episode from the fourth season is the Halloween Special?
The fourth season did not have a Halloween Special!
Friday, June 15, 2001

mmmmmmppfff mmpf mmmmf mmmmpppffffff ? mmmpppppppppffffffffff mmpppppffff mmppf mmmmppppppffffffff ?

mmmmmmppfff mmpf mmmmf mmmmpppffffff ? mmmpppppppppffffffffff mmpppppffff mmppf mmmmppppppffffffff ?
God, I hate French people.
Friday, June 15, 2001

In season 5, who will be the boys' 5th grade teacher?

In season 5, who will be the boys' 5th grade teacher?
Who said they were going to the 5th grade?
Friday, June 15, 2001

Why does the "That's My Bush" show suck?

Why does the "That's My Bush" show suck?
Because you don't understand it.
Friday, June 15, 2001

Why can't a boy band have four members?

Why can't a boy band have four members?
How should we know? We didn't make the rules.
Saturday, June 16, 2001

Who are you?

Who are you?
We are many... we are one
Saturday, June 16, 2001

I've noticed a disturbing trend of slander about Canadians, French, and the poor in the FAQ's. Are these your real opinions, or just Matt and Trey's? And how would you feel about a French-Canadian poor person?

I've noticed a disturbing trend of slander about Canadians, French, and the poor in the FAQ's. Are these your real opinions, or just Matt and Trey's? And how would you feel about a French-Canadian poor person?
I feel that a French Canadian Poor Person would suck more then a regular French, Canadian, or poor person.
Sunday, June 17, 2001

In the season 5 premiere are they really gonna say sh*t on TV. If it isn't what did you have to do to get it on the air?

In the season 5 premiere are they really gonna say sh*t on TV. If it isn't what did you have to do to get it on the air?
Yes is true, they are going to say sh*t uncensored. Matt and Trey were really surprised when they called Comedy Central to ask if they could say it. Comedy Central said yes without hesitation.
Sunday, June 17, 2001

Does Trey do the voice of Miss Choksondik?

Does Trey do the voice of Miss Choksondik?
Yes Trey does the voice for Mrs. Choksondik
Monday, June 18, 2001

Will either Matt or Trey marry me?

Will either Matt or Trey marry me?
Sure, of course. They make it a habit to marry complete strangers, meet them in Vegas tomorrow and they'll draw straws for you.
Monday, June 18, 2001

What is the name of Cartman's stuffed frog?

What is the name of Cartman's stuffed frog?
His name is Clyde Frog
Monday, June 18, 2001

Will the script and sounds for South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut be avaliable to download?

Will the script and sounds for South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut be avaliable to download?
Bigger, Longer and Uncut is owned by paramount. In order to put up things from the movie we have to get permission to do so. We'll keep you posted.
Monday, June 18, 2001

Does Matt sing Big Gay Al's song in the movie? Or does Trey?

Does Matt sing Big Gay Al's song in the movie? Or does Trey?
Matt Stone both sings and voices for Big Gay Al.
Monday, June 18, 2001

Was Butters' original name Poof Poof?

Was Butters' original name Poof Poof?
His original name was Puff Puff. Close!
Tuesday, June 19, 2001

Who does the female voices now? Did Trey really sing "Up There" from the South Park movie?

Who does the female voices now? Did Trey really sing "Up There" from the South Park movie?
A few women around here in the South Park office take over for some of the female voices and Trey did sing that song.
Tuesday, June 19, 2001

Which episode shows the old couple fighting over giving the Loch Ness Monster $3.50?

Which episode shows the old couple fighting over giving the Loch Ness Monster $3.50?
Episode 303: The Succubus
Original Air Date: 04-21-1999
Tuesday, June 19, 2001

I'm on fire! Help me!

I'm on fire! Help me!
Quick! Stop, drop and ROLL!
Tuesday, June 19, 2001

Why are you guys such ass belonkers ?

Why are you guys such ass belonkers ?
Actually were "Ass Spelunker's" wich means we are ones who explore ass caves chiefly as a hobby.
Tuesday, June 19, 2001

What is the name of the "dirty" kid in the class that resembles Pig-Pen from Peanuts?

What is the name of the "dirty" kid in the class that resembles Pig-Pen from Peanuts?
Dirt. I'm not joking.
Wednesday, June 20, 2001

In "Rainforest Schmainforest," when Miss Stevens says "No, the spirit of Maya has told me to go this way," you were making a reference to your animation device, weren't you?

In "Rainforest Schmainforest," when Miss Stevens says "No, the spirit of Maya has told me to go this way," you were making a reference to your animation device, weren't you?
Uh no. We were using Power Animator at that time. We've only switched over to Maya with #502. You have heard of the Mayans, haven't you?
Thursday, June 21, 2001

Dude...me and my friend, like we totally are like addicted to South Park...and he says that in one episode Timmy like gets up and does a back flip...dude I gotta see this, where can I find a movie of this?

Dude...me and my friend, like we totally are like addicted to South Park...and he says that in one episode Timmy like gets up and does a back flip...dude I gotta see this, where can I find a movie of this?
Timmy has never done a back flip, though he did jump out of his wheelchair in #414 - "Helen Keller," and he tried to walk in #411 - "Probably."

I think you're thinking about the character, Halfy. He did a backflip in #203 - "Chickenlover."
Thursday, June 21, 2001

Is there a name for the Primus jam at the end of most of the episodes? How can I find a recording of the entire jam?

Is there a name for the Primus jam at the end of most of the episodes? How can I find a recording of the entire jam?
Check season one's sound downloads it's called the Unreleased Theme
Thursday, June 21, 2001

Is there a real South Park, Colorado?

Is there a real South Park, Colorado?
Yes there is. It's south of Conifer.
Friday, June 22, 2001

Why were there cats always around Mrs. Choksondik?

Why were there cats always around Mrs. Choksondik?
Because she has huge breasts and the kittens thought that she might have milk in them.
Friday, June 22, 2001

I thought I would point out what I believe is a discrepancy in the Episode Guide on this website. I believe that the episode Volcano was really the second episode to air, not the third.

I thought I would point out what I believe is a discrepancy in the Episode Guide on this website. I believe that the episode Volcano was really the second episode to air, not the third.
You are correct sir. While "Volcano" was episode #103 and "Weight Gain 4000" was #102, "Volcano" aired before "Weight Gain." I just checked my records. We'll correct the episode guide next week. Thanks!
Friday, June 22, 2001

What was used for the instrumental music in BLU? Was it an actual orchestra, or all synth?

What was used for the instrumental music in BLU? Was it an actual orchestra, or all synth?
It was an actual orchestra, recorded at Paramount Studios. Trey has said that one of the biggest thrills of his life was watching a 100 piece orchestra play "Uncle Fucka."
Friday, June 22, 2001

How do Terrance and Phillip take in air if they don't even have nostrils?

How do Terrance and Phillip take in air if they don't even have nostrils?
They're mouth breathers.
Friday, June 22, 2001

I was just wondering how you guys were able to say shit on the air. I laughed my ass off tonite, thanks man!

I was just wondering how you guys were able to say shit on the air. I laughed my ass off tonite, thanks man!
This was a very common question so we're only going to answer it once.

Matt and Trey came up with the idea for the season premiere at a writers' meeting. The wanted to use the word "sh*t," but they wanted it to be unbleeped in order to make a point (or so they say). Sure there's the shock value, but like BLU there was a statement behind it all. They were expected a big fight from Comedy Central. They even had all of these arguments prepared to sway the powers that be, so they were a bit disappointed when the network readily agreed. In fact, Comedy Central was pretty enthusiastic about it.

Since Comedy Central is a basic cable network, FCC laws do not apply. They do have an internal standards and practices department that let this particular episode slide.

The counter came into play as a joke, but it came in handy when Matt and Trey came up with the idea for a contest during the writers' retreat. They even picked out the prize (a scooter).

So there you have it. I hope this answers everyone's questions.
Sunday, June 24, 2001

How many times in "It Hits the Fan" was the word sh*t spoken?

How many times in "It Hits the Fan" was the word sh*t spoken?
162 times!
Monday, June 25, 2001

What episode is "Fat Abbot" in?

What episode is "Fat Abbot" in?
Episode 212: Clubhouses
Original Air Date: 09-09-1998
Monday, June 25, 2001

If Satan is gay how could Damien be his kid and how come Damien wasn't in BLU

If Satan is gay how could Damien be his kid and how come Damien wasn't in BLU
Satan didn't come out until after Damien was born. Damien wasn't in Hell in BLU because he is estranged from his father - much like Scott Evil is with his father, Dr. Evil in "Austin Powers."

Damien did make it into the South Park movie, he was in the movie theater when the kids were watching "Asses on Fire" for the second time. He also made it onto the poster (left side, middle).
Tuesday, June 26, 2001

I couldn't be assed to read all of the FAQ so I don't care if this has been asked before....will there be a second South Park movie because the first one kept me laughing for hours.

I couldn't be assed to read all of the FAQ so I don't care if this has been asked before....will there be a second South Park movie because the first one kept me laughing for hours.
Actually, we couldn't be assed to answer that question.

Oh, and we're happy you liked the movie.
Tuesday, June 26, 2001

Why did Trey and Matt use Brian Boitano as the peacemaker in the "Spirit of Christmas" ?

Why did Trey and Matt use Brian Boitano as the peacemaker in the "Spirit of Christmas" ?
A few years back there was this movement of children and young adults who wore these bracelets with the initials W.W.J.D. stamped on them. The initials stood for "What Would Jesus Do?" When the wearer came across a difficult decision to make, he or she would ask, "What Would Jesus Do?" It was a nice sentiment, however presumptuous.

In "The Spirit of Christmas," Jesus and Santa were fighting, so Jesus wasn't exactly taking his own advice of turning the other cheek. Matt and Trey needed a substitute from whom the boys could take advice from, and Brian Boitano, Olympic Gold Medal winner in men's ice skating, was the obvious choice.
Tuesday, June 26, 2001

The guy in Cop Drama said "shit" in the literal noun form, but they were not allowed to say it in class, only the figurative noun and adjective. Why is that, since it was Cop Drama's usage of "shit" that allowed everyone to use it?

The guy in Cop Drama said "shit" in the literal noun form, but they were not allowed to say it in class, only the figurative noun and adjective. Why is that, since it was Cop Drama's usage of "shit" that allowed everyone to use it?
Actually, the guy in "Cop Drama" DID use "sh*t" in the figurative noun sense. Remember, he said: "Oh, and Mitchell... You got some shit on the side of your mouth right there." He didn't mean that Mitchell actually had "sh*t" on the side of his mouth. Rather, he had, for example, some frosting left over from the donut he ate earlier. Now if the cop said: "Hey Mitchell, you've got some shit on the bottom of your shoe." That would be wrong.
Tuesday, June 26, 2001

If Timmy's parents are like Timmy who can only say his name, how did Timmy get his name?

If Timmy's parents are like Timmy who can only say his name, how did Timmy get his name?
First of all, Timmy can say a lot more than just his name. Timmy was able to name his pet turkey "Gobbles." We can assume that Helen and Richard, as adults, can say even more.

Also, just because Timmy's parents have limited speaking skills, doesn't mean they can't write or communicate in other ways. Hope that answers your question.
Tuesday, June 26, 2001

Mephesto and Kevin are really parodies of Dr. Moreau and his weird midget thing from "The Island Of Dr. Moreau" aren't they? If I'm right can I win something?

Mephesto and Kevin are really parodies of Dr. Moreau and his weird midget thing from "The Island Of Dr. Moreau" aren't they? If I'm right can I win something?
Yes you're right and no you don't :p
Tuesday, June 26, 2001

What are the words to the Cheesy Poof song that Cartman sings?

What are the words to the Cheesy Poof song that Cartman sings?
I love Cheesy Poofs
You love Cheesy Poofs
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs
We'd be lame!

Corrected. Thanks to the sharp fan who caught the error.
Wednesday, June 27, 2001

Who came up with the term "Poontang" first. Trey and Matt from South Park, or The Rock from the WWF?

Who came up with the term "Poontang" first. Trey and Matt from South Park, or The Rock from the WWF?
Dear Genius, you must very young to only have those 2 cultural references for the use of poontang.

Actually poontang has been around for some time.

Our research shows the following:
Perhaps from French putain, prostitute, from Old French, from pute, feminine of put, foul, stinking, from Latin ptidus, from ptre, to be rotten, stink. See p- in Indo-European Roots.]
Wednesday, June 27, 2001

What exactly is Mee Krob?

What exactly is Mee Krob?
Cartman explains what Mee Krob is in the show. It's an appetizer that you get in Thai Food restaurants. It's crispy noodles that are sweet and are generally served with shrimp.
Wednesday, June 27, 2001

Who is that kid who always sit in front of Mr. Mackeys office who flips people off?

Who is that kid who always sit in front of Mr. Mackeys office who flips people off?
That would be Craig, you can see him in Episode 304: Tweek Vs. Craig
Wednesday, June 27, 2001

What is the name of the Chewbacca song played at the end of Starvin Marvin in Space episode? Also who sang it?

What is the name of the Chewbacca song played at the end of Starvin Marvin in Space episode? Also who sang it?
It's called "I am Chewbacca" and it's by DVDA
Wednesday, June 27, 2001

On the first episode of the 5th season Mr Garrison said he came out. When did that happen?

On the first episode of the 5th season Mr Garrison said he came out. When did that happen?
He came out in Episode 412: Fourth Grade. It originally aired on 11-08-2000.
Thursday, June 28, 2001

Who did the voice of Jimmy in the Cripple Fight episode?

Who did the voice of Jimmy in the Cripple Fight episode?
Trey Parker
Thursday, June 28, 2001

How did Trey and Matt get Les Claypool to do the South Park theme?

How did Trey and Matt get Les Claypool to do the South Park theme?
They wrote him a letter asking him to do it and sent it along with "The Spirit of Christmas."
Thursday, June 28, 2001

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
I never made it without biting... ask Mr. Owl
Thursday, June 28, 2001

Who plays the voice of Chef?

Who plays the voice of Chef?
Isaac Hayes
Thursday, June 28, 2001

Why don't the characters walk like normal humans?

Why don't the characters walk like normal humans?
Because they're not normal humans. They're made up cartoon characters that are supposed to be animated in construction paper cut out style.
Thursday, June 28, 2001

Who does the voice for "The Mole" in the South Park movie?

Who does the voice for "The Mole" in the South Park movie?
Trey Parker
Saturday, June 30, 2001

What is the correct name for episode 207? Is it "City on the Edge of Forever" or "Flashbacks", and why is there two?

What is the correct name for episode 207? Is it "City on the Edge of Forever" or "Flashbacks", and why is there two?
"City on the Edge of Forever" is the official title of the episode. I believe "Flashbacks" was a working-title from an earlier draft of the script. Several employees still know it by that name.