Monday, June 16, 2008

Thanks to 9/11, she's outraged by decolonization

Shorter Geraldine Ferraro Neo-neocon:

Although the Michelle Obama "Whitey" tape doesn't actually exist, we can't forget that she and her husband secretly wish to turn the United States into a North American Zimbabwe.
And in related news, Jeff Goldstein would like to remind you once again that he attended graduate school.

The good news is that if all goes well, these people are going to spontaneously combust right around November 4, if not sooner.