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I don’t wanna hate on Jo Kwon cause he seems like a nice young lad but his femininity scares the ddong (poop) outta me. I was going down the line and I was like mmm yummy, yeah I like him, nice smile, yeah call me, oo he’s cute, and then I stumbled upon HIM and I was like WHAT THE MOTHER….?! He’s the only non-hottie in these calendar photos. He sticks out like Jennifer Lopez’s ass in a line full of flat asian asses. FORREALS. 

I don’t wanna be mean, I really don’t …

Giggle, giggle, I said BOOBIES kekekekeke. 
Kim Kang Woo, Star of KBS’s new drama “Story of a Man” was snapped blatantly staring at fellow actress Park Shi Yeon’s boobies. Now I have no idea if Miss Shi Yeon has ever got her boobies done, but she’s done everything else to her face 3 times over so I’m just assuming the rest of her bod is fake too. But what’s Kang Woo really thinking? You tell us and CAPTION THIS picture folks! Oh and caption the other dude (Park Yong Ha) too because he just …

So this is not a joke, nor did I do this purposely. But today, as I was writing the headline for the Epik High World Tour, I received a picture of Kero One from the awesome people over at mapthesoul.com and I looked at his picture and I looked down at my chest and I realized we were wearing the exact same shirt. So weird, I know. Maybe he and I are soulmates, maybe we’re not, maybe we’re just two people who liked the same shirt. Nevertheless, we had a connection …

and I laugh my (_)_) off. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Kara’s conceited, arrogant, annoying, and plastic leader Park Gyuri got owned by Big Bang’s DaeSung. Family Outing’s maknae appeared on MBC’s “Idol Show” where he was asked by Kara to pick out his favorite “Pretty Girl.” So like most KPOP robots do, the members all revealed their secret “hidden talents” on the show. Gyuri sang her vocals off to impress DaeSung which in the end proved to suck because he ended up choosing Kang Ji Yeong as the best “Pretty Girl” of Kara. After this happened, …

Resident chubster #1 of Super Junior (Kangin is #2) released some very interesting photos of himself. Shindong put up pictures with markings all over his face as if he just did a consultation with a plastic surgeon.
Check it out here.

I really thought he was pulling a Hwanhee on us until he claimed it was an April Fool’s joke. But isn’t it sad how many markings he has on his face? Props to the meaty man for never going under the knife! Too bad, I can’t say the same for his …