As evidenced by the awkward video above, actor-turned-rapper Joaquin Phoenix sat down on David Letterman’s couch last night on the Late Show. That’s pretty much it — he just sat there, even though he was supposed to be there promoting his last film role in Two Lovers. In what had to be either Phoenix completely locked into his hoax character (the Bearded Rapper) or the most paranoid, drugged-out interview ever, Phoenix bewildering endures Letterman’s questions, jokes and jabs by responding with brief, mumbled out answers.
Whether or not you think this is real or a hoax, the interview brings out the best in Letterman, who quips, “What can you tell us about your days with the Unabomber?” in response to Phoenix’s grizzly new look. (For more on Letterman, check out our interview Dave at Peace). Letterman genuinely seems to enjoy toying with the befuddled actor, slinging sarcasm at him each time Phoenix reaches for his coffee cup. After Phoenix says he’d love to perform on the show once his hip-hop album comes out, Letterman responds “You know, that seems unlikely. We’ll certainly keep you in our rolodex.”
Still we’re not convinced this is Phoenix and not some character. Too often, Phoenix seemingly breaks out of character and a laugh almost penetrates his beard. When Joaquin is sternly accosted by Letterman for chewing gum, the one serious moment in the interview, Phoenix promptly places the gum under Letterman’s desk like he’d been rehearsing the move. It’s not in the above video, but during the broadcast, after Letterman quipped “Joaquin, sorry you couldn’t be here tonight” and the segment ended, Phoenix stood up to shake Letterman’s hand, raised up his sunglasses and looked Dave in the eyes, as if to say “I’m still here, thanks for playing along.” That’s just our hypothesis; he may indeed actually be this out of his skull.
Of course, actor Casey Affleck, Joaquin’s brother-in-law and the director of the documentary about Phoenix’s hip-hop dream, was reportedly at the CBS studios yesterday, no doubt filming this landmark interview. Affleck’s role through all this still makes us think this is a hoax; If it was Errol Morris filming this downward spiral, we could believe it, but Affleck’s enabling of his brother-in-law makes it feel like a Borat to us. As incredibly awkward as the interview was, it still can’t touch the classic Crispin Glover visit.
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