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Agoraphobic Nosebleed


They’re here to fucking amuse you? | Relapse

After more than a decade, and half-a-zillion songs, anyone with an interest in grindcore has to be familiar with the Agoraphobic Nosebleed shtick. While I’d prefer to avoid pulling out the intentional fallacy here, I also doubt Scott Hull actually wants to desecrate corpses of any gender. It may not be your brand, and it’s usually not mine, but it’s hard to hear Agoraphobic’s anti-lady splatterpunk and 14-second blurts of post-“You Suffer” haterade as anything other than comedy. Even pussy-ass humanists like this reviewer can take a song from the new Agorapocalypse, like “Dick to Mouth Resuscitation”—which opens with “I want to fuck your face” and follows it up with “I want to choke you”—as a gag. “Druggernaut Jug Fuck”? Can’t even tell you what that means, if anything, and I’m still giggling.

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