At our last show at Parlay's someone stole my sweater. You can keep it, but I just wanted you to know that your mom gave me that sweater, and I LOVED it. Ha, not so cool now, butt fist.

We are playing another show soon, so if you came to the last one and clicked some link to get to this page, come to the next one. We will have some special old treats for you.

Legend of Zelda II might make an appearance. I can't make any promises. What I can do if offer you, the reader, a gift. For every friend you bring to the show you get to have sex with one member of Start Select (me or Chris) for free.

up top,
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Word on the street:

Start Select has gone Country. That's right cowpolks and lady hosses. Start Select is blazing in a new direction. It's the same situation as that radio station from Airheads.

But seriously folks,

We are still in the process of recording our first album. I will call it a “studio” album when everything stops sounding like it was recorded in a little room.

The drum sound we are getting is nice.

We recently recorded Nightmare on Elm St, Duck Tales, and Super Mario Brothers 2

I hope you love us,
D

We recorded some delicious tracks this week so far. I would have properly updated the site on time and in place if one, Geofferson Geaushay, would have reset my password.

Well,
7/27/08
One song was Final Fantasy. Keith played this one with his hands and feet.

Another song was Batman. Keith did this one with vigor and a yummy duck.

7/29/08
Another song was Spy Vs Spy. Keith did this on in space.

Another song was Duck Tales. Keith did this one naked but with a Lincoln style top hat.

We plan to record more songs in the near future so keep reading.