Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.

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For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. Download the mp3 here: http://amiestreet.com/music... The players in the news opera include: Andrew ...
For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news.

Download the mp3 here:

http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune...

The players in the news opera include:

Andrew Gregory (my big bro). You can also find him here: http://andrewgregorymusic.com/

Ruth Marcus on gay marriage
Kiran Chetry on marijuana
Sean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on pirates
Katie Couric on melting ice

Lyrics:

RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front
First of all, to have a state like Iowa
MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa
RM: Not the east coast state
MG: East coast
RM: Not the left coast state
MG: Left coast
RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee
MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine
Give me your number, we can bump and grind
Talkin about politics all night
Leavin the club in the mornin light
If we get carried away
We might get gay-married today

KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana
MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me
KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth?
MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes!

AG: I'm an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah)
SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued
The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight
AG: Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it, but my forehead's veiny
SH: And even take some credit for authorizing the mission
AG: Well, don't you worry, baby boo
You'll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with you
That's what I do. Just ask Donkey Kong. He's in my crew

KC: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast
AG: Oh snap, how fast?
KC: Many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 years
AG: Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest, shawty
KC: Some researchers think it could disappear in just six
AG: Shit!
KC: Without it there could be a snowball effect
AG: Oh
KC: With temperatures rising even faster
If we all don't take bold action and take it soon
AG: Yeah,
Both: We will find ourselves on very thin ice

MG: Tell em, Hillary, pirates on very thin ice
HC: These pirates are criminals
They are armed gangs on the sea
MG: That means the ocean
HC: The United States does not make concessions
Or ransom payments to pirates

...

MG: Hello, shawty, we can meet up at the mall
Browse around at the bookstore
Mentally ball until we fall
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CloudAYB (1 hour ago) Show Hide
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that makes sense, thank you ^^
Mogansss (2 hours ago) Show Hide
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That means the ocean
T3hRuski (2 hours ago) Show Hide
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He pushed his head back on his body so he could make his head look huge.
CloudAYB (2 hours ago) Show Hide
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why does it seams, that the fellow with glases has a big head? :D
DwineTV (3 hours ago) Show Hide
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This is more entertaining than anyhting else right now. Ironic, political, funny, melodic and smart. Cant wait for video #5 up to #25 (?) keep it up! Creds. People who don't find this funny are stiff like "vi ag ra" (yeah it's three words haha)
PerpetualAscent (4 hours ago) Show Hide
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You're both idiots. Him for thinking SpongeBob is gay, and you for being so close-minded and ignorant ("clearly homosexual", you realize this is an act, don't you? nvm, you're probably too dense).
ShadowOfTheWave (4 hours ago) Show Hide
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And SpongeBob=Gay? What are you 3 years old?
deRoyLight (4 hours ago) Show Hide
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keep the homophobia to yourself. no one cares.
Crowsfan55 (5 hours ago) Show Hide
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heh....and you have Spongebob on your page?....
ShadowOfTheWave (5 hours ago) Show Hide
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I don't like rap. And the man clearly desplays homosexual characteristics.
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