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North Korea have qualified for the World Cup.
You're all a collective fucking disgrace.
Goodnight.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:47, Reply)
soo wronry..

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:52, Reply)
;_;

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:59, Reply)
SUPPLIES!

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 4:16, Reply)
Oh man up in 5 hours.
Poor tooth.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 4:18, Reply)

b3ta.belm.co.uk/lol
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:26, Reply)
you know that Stephen Hawking?
he's your favourite Gladiator he is
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:35, Reply)
For some reason the two audio files only play in IE now.
Used to work in FF a few updates ago.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:36, Reply)
that doesn't mean you need to REPOST IT IN A NEW THREAD WOBBLY WOBBLY WAAH WAAH

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 4:07, Reply)
For this, I am not going to tell you to fuck off, because that is just... fantastic on so many different levels.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:44, Reply)
VOTE FOR MY FUCKING IMAGE CHALLENGE, I WANT A FP

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 4:07, Reply)
take this to the tate modern
NOW
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:54, Reply)
Are you lot listening to any music? If so, what?
Are you currently interested in any computer games?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:21, Reply)
No.
Not here. No.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:23, Reply)
I'd expect nothing less from such an upstanding gentleman.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:25, Reply)
No
I am currently playing a bit of FM09 before bed.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:25, Reply)
Good choice.
I never got into all the football manager stuff, myself.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:27, Reply)
As i led Exeter to their second European championship I began to question it's realism

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:20, Reply)
I was just listening to an album that I "don't have"

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:29, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H285Eyel1XQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FehBgQeVKFQ
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:31, Reply)
I can't imagine this thread will last that long.
So I bid you all goodnight. I'm fucking knackered.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:35, Reply)
Buraka Som Sistema - Black Diamond
Siren Blood Curse - with the lights off.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:41, Reply)
ayup.
listening to Apocalyptica "unforgiven".
and no - not really.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:47, Reply)
oh shut up

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:20, Reply)
Cool Music
DAF, The Jesus Lizard, DFA1979, Einst├╝rzende Neubauten, The Horrors, My Bloody Valentine and The Jesus & Mary Chain.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:22, Reply)
im listening to blaxploitation, a double cd of music from 70's flicks like superfly
listening to Billy cobham's "stratus" made me realise how Massive Attack basically coasted on other peoples creativity
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:23, Reply)
Well that was fun
Did anybody Really find out his address?
Or
Whats the best thing to put on toast
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:12, Reply)
do you reckon that counts as a /talk failure?
:D
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:13, Reply)
Haha
I'm Quite impressed, i can spell better than him :D
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:14, Reply)
pffft
u reken sum1 shud masage myk was ear?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:15, Reply)
yh i thnk we shuld blud
In related news, i got chased by chavs again! Yay!
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:16, Reply)
I dunno, but his inbox is going to be full of stuff soon.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:22, Reply)
Probably and jam.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:13, Reply)
What type of jam
Sexy jam?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:14, Reply)
Raspberry.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:15, Reply)
soup

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:14, Reply)
Cheese
Cheese on toast, with beans on top, Ketchup and Brown Sace and a bit of Worcester Sauce as well maybe. God I'm so hungry now.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:14, Reply)
Good choice of sig.
Hold number one: armbar.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:16, Reply)
HOLD NUMBER 751
The Three Handled Moss Covered Family Credenza
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:17, Reply)
Whats hold n.666?

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:18, Reply)
Japanese armbar.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:22, Reply)
God damn I love Chris Jericho
Got free press tickets to see Raw in Cardiff a while back. I got to see him but the lumpen oaf John Cena in The Walls of Jericho. Hooray.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:27, Reply)
My username was his first choice of wrestling name.
I saw Raw in Cardiff in November 2007. I only bought a ticket because I heard a rumour that he was coming back.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:32, Reply)
He's WWE's most valuable commodity right now
They've got shitloads of talent (Tyson Kidd, Evan Bourne, John Morrison even Shelton Benjamin) but nobody is anywhere near as good as Y2J on the mic.

Except Santino.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:39, Reply)
Jericho vs. Mysterio has produced one of the best feuds and some of the best matches the WWE has seen.
The fact that Rey has barely held a mic during it says a lot for Jericho's skill.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:45, Reply)
That recent film with John Cena in is awful.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:32, Reply)
12 Rounds?
I've seen average reviews of it. The Marine was alright in a 'shit blowing up' kind of way.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:35, Reply)
That's the one.
It was hamfisted as hell. I did like the overall plot though. Utterly wasted on the cast it had.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:38, Reply)
To be fair, Cena gets paid to spout one liners.
And they thought this was all they needed for a film.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:39, Reply)
Haha true.
That and violence.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:45, Reply)
I finally found a Doner kebab flavour pot noodle today.
Has anyone had one? What am I going to be letting myself in for?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:14, Reply)
Its OK
Not the best noodle, only add a little sauce
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:15, Reply)
K
Ta
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:18, Reply)
cheese
or peanut butter
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:16, Reply)
Where do you rob your music off the internet from?
I like www.sordomusic.com/db/

It's good if you like awful noisy stuff like Einst├╝rzende Neubauten and The Fall.

Aren't I cool.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:34, Reply)
Cr3's site if I need anything
but I rarely download music.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)
YOU NEVER DOWNLOAD MUSIC?! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOU BECAUSE THE SOUND OF 2MBPS RAPIDSHARE ALBUM DOWNLOADS IS TOO LOUD.
IT'S BEEN THIS LOUD FOR SEVERAL MONTHS NOW. I QUITE LIKE MUSIC.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, Reply)
I purchase all my music legally from a Russian download service.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)

music girlfriends
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:08, Reply)
I'm calling the rozzers

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)
call them Cynthia
they fucking love it.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)
I've got your address

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:43, Reply)
You found my 'get me home safely, I'm a drunk & this is my address' tag?
Nice one, I'm lost without it, can you bung it back in the post to me please?

The address is...
erm...
bugger

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:53, Reply)
Mininova, usually

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)
cr3's site
and a couple of others if i can't find it there
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)
actually
when it's a full album i buy it, when it's single songs i download :D
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:46, Reply)
Due to not being a thief
I don't.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, Reply)
Due to not being pious
I respect your opinion.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:52, Reply)
haha, splendid
I respect that response.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:57, Reply)
well they don't have test dept
but they do have whitehouse so nice one cheers *cough* i mean that's outrageous
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:43, Reply)
Still Limewire for me.
But it's rare that I download music.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, Reply)
Fucking hell
People still use that slow, virus-ridden shit? :/
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, Reply)
Rarely.
I usually buy my music.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:50, Reply)
I buy stuff on vinyl mainly
Download illegally for the iPod, purchase for the vanity of my turntable.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:52, Reply)
I get it from a free, yet highly exclusive service nobody else in the world uses.
Because exclusivity is next to godliness.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, Reply)
OBSCURE BANDS WE HAVEN'T HEARD OF!
I usually use cr3's brill site, I haven't got any music for months.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:48, Reply)
I'm not one for bothering.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:48, Reply)
I haven't listened to music for bloody ages.
Radio 4 has become my life. I'm well cool. And only up because I'm watching some trannies.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:50, Reply)
Are they any good?

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:53, Reply)
Some are very womanly.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:55, Reply)
They're ace.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:57, Reply)
WRONG ANSWER.
As an member of the educated elite, you should be strongly opposed to anyone who endorses more than the slightest deviance from the generally-acceptable social norms.

For this heinous thought-crime, I sentence you and your family to 93 years of inescapable poverty.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:00, Reply)
as a member of the educational elite
you should really be aware that it isn't "an member"
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:11, Reply)
Who said I was a member?

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:13, Reply)
touche

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:17, Reply)
I've seen fitter shemales.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:02, Reply)
Here we come
Walkin down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Every one we meet
Hey hey we're the trannies
People say we tranny around
But we're too busy trannying
To put anybody down
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:57, Reply)
Multiculturalol
click
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:51, Reply)
coda.fm

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:55, Reply)
Is that one of the ones that popped up in the wake of Oink.cd?
I miss Oink, was a good site.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:58, Reply)
i've never heard of oink
i just stumbled across it a couple of weeks ago
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:01, Reply)
Hairy muff, your site says it is new, I'm clearly talking bollocks

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:02, Reply)
to any authorities watching - it is not "my" site, i do not own any part of it

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:05, Reply)
i don't even know what it's for, i thought it was a funny picture of a donkey having trouble with an ice cream
i did not know it was for illegal things
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:06, Reply)

au or
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:11, Reply)
Yes it is
I'm arresting you for this and heinous bullying of young squeeky13
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:16, Reply)
D:

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:19, Reply)
music is for WANKERS

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:58, Reply)
I think your addition to that thread asking if any gey people are going.
Has been deleted.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:59, Reply)
I'd guess that Ryan Bury the chubby cunt from Kendal has bleated to the mods

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:01, Reply)
He must have been to every site we linked to.
What a moany chubby cunt.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:02, Reply)
man,just wait til I see him in person

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:03, Reply)
hahahaha
You should present him with a flower, from all at /talk
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:07, Reply)
I'm riffing my middle eight RIGHT now

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:59, Reply)
you've let me down, you've let the entire school down
but most importantly, you've let yourself down
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:02, Reply)

www.it-leaked.com
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:08, Reply)

i am making a formal statement tell you all that should anyone come to my home or try to contact me via a home phone number i will be forced to inform the orthorities. i have already been in contact with them about the remarks made about my 13 yr old sister and they will be looking into it.

i have also informed my school who prosecute trespassers and will be keeping watch for anyone who desides that is a good idea.

i have posted this as a formal warning to anyone who wants to get into contact to give further abuse.

i have no problem with the "chubby cunt" remarks because i cudnt care, but when i start getting threaten at my home i will be forced to take it to the police.

{GOD EDIT} Yawn. If you can't deal with the banter on the site, then kindly fuck off and leave us alone. I'll help you out with this handy ban hammer. Bye.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:32, Reply)
SHIT!
the orthorities!
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:33, Reply)
The tooth police!

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, Reply)
ive had her ...
twice
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:11, Reply)
Another classic post by Ryan Bury, chubby cunt, of Kendal!

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:33, Reply)
I LOVE YOU GOD!
Now, who's on your randomburn list?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)
that has to be the least successful troll we've ever had here

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, Reply)
You realise we just became 4chan properly?

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)
No we didn't.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)
Shut up woodside, you Fun Sponge.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)
What's that?
You're pro-Mykey?

I'm sorry, but from now on any of your opinions are completely invalidated and need to be constantly screamed at by my little internet friends.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:41, Reply)
You've really lost the plot of late.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fun+sponge
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:42, Reply)
That's as maybe, but you're wrong.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:43, Reply)
Are you trying to make up for Newington not being here?

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:44, Reply)
I don't need to justify anything.
I am better than you. Therefore, anything you say is wrong.

Even though I'm quick to criticise anyone who dares to hold opinions that are even similar to my own.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, Reply)
It's better when you're not emulating your foes.
Methinks you protest too much.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, Reply)
Don't be stupid, I don't have foes.
Only fat, racially degenerate losers call other people "foes", and they don't deserve the wonderful gift of life.

In fact, were I the leader of this crippled, benighted nation, I'd authorise their public execution and indefinitely imprison anyone who opposed this scheme.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:49, Reply)
it's hardly terrorism, all we did was google someone who had made himself utterly easy to find on the internet
man, I bet he's still reading this shit

hello Ryan! SEE YOU SOON lololol
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:43, Reply)
If he hadn't got banned, we might well have take that next step.
SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR RYAN.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, Reply)
oh man, the orthorities are outside my house right now
like ALL of the orthorities

someone must have orthorised a raid!
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:48, Reply)
Not going to apologise for being a dickhead on our site?
Just becuase you're on the internet doesn't mean you can get away with everything.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:33, Reply)
I got your address now
you're my biatch
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:34, Reply)
Yeah I just got it as well,
taking a turd in a box as we speak.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)
man, I hope he told his friends he's gay
it's be bad if they heard that first from a stranger
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)
especially one who's just been to his house and filmed his 13 year old sister in the shower.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, Reply)
oi, you cunt, I just spotted your addition to that thread.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, Reply)
what? I assumed your friends knew?

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:41, Reply)
hahaha
I did like that bit.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, Reply)
also, clickin dis

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:34, Reply)

i'll appologise if you want me to but i am warning you that any form of contact at my home adress will be sent to the police
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)
poopackage
poopackagepoopackagepoopackagepoopackagepoopackage
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)
I'm going to rape you while you sleep.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)
You'd like that, wouldn't you bitch

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)
I'm going to film it
blur your face and send it to his friends.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)
you'll never know I was there biatch

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)
I can see you.
You chubby cunt.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)
I'm at the foot of your drive.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, Reply)
Are you the one with the axe and the estate agent grin?

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)
Fuck, it's travel agent grin. It's dark.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)
Bully :(

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, Reply)
I've just pissed in his bushes.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)
now, now.
he's my wife now, Dave.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:44, Reply)
Nobody cares.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)
Haha

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)
AAAAAAND HE'S OUTTA THERE!!

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)
GOD HAS RUINED OUR FUN
You could have at least left it 15 minutes or so :(
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, Reply)
You shouldn't be so bitter at your age.
Lighten up!
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, Reply)
Hahahaha fuck

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)
haha

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)
No you haven't and no you aren't.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:42, Reply)
You phoned your school at half twelve at night?
Who answered?

Oh wait, you can't respond. Sorry about that.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:44, Reply)
presumably the paedophiles
.... who are just, y'know, waiting.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:46, Reply)
''Teacher, teacher!''
''I was a complete fuckwit on the internet and now I've had my comeuppance. A nasty man called Gilgamesh is threatening to do bad things to me and a bald monkey wants to rape my 13 year old sister. What do I do?''.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, Reply)
Pfft.
"We'll keep an eye out for him"
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:49, Reply)
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PHONE THE ORTHORITIES!"

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:52, Reply)
I appear to have missed some shenanigans.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:50, Reply)
Oh you did.
You did.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:53, Reply)
Troll came onto site, posted some shitty threads.
Shouted at Esme for being shit.

Balmonkey found them on the internet, then another incidence and another, apparently we've discovered a home address.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:53, Reply)
Boy got cross and claimed to grass us up for bullying him online

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:55, Reply)
See this miniscule violin playing just for him.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:00, Reply)
I start getting threaten at my home.
Well that english class you took, paid off in spades.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:51, Reply)
League of Extraordinary Gentleman?
FIVE STAR RATING
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:42, Reply)
Wasn't that shite?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is why teenagers should be locked up until they get a proper job

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)
I think he's finished school now though, which is a shame.
www.dallam.eu/
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)
Specialist language school?
It can't be English then or I'll be getting the lads down at OFSTED involved.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:51, Reply)
I think it was Drama he took, judging by an earlier baldmonkey post.
That's Ryan Bury. Chubby cunt.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)
Yeah drama.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, Reply)
Google is on form.
Search UK only for "squeeky13".
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, Reply)

www.showmastersonline.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t37772.html
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:59, Reply)
Haha!
Well well
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, Reply)
I've got a link to a pdf that shows he actually does drama,
or is that what Dave Trouser found?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:11, Reply)
That's where I got it from.
However, you may wish to read BM post below...
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:13, Reply)
Here
www.b3ta.com/talk/6235168
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:13, Reply)
What that particular post, or the sister comment?
oh I just saw the post with the quote in, if that's what you mean.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:16, Reply)
The one I linked to.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:18, Reply)
I don't get it...
it's baldmonkey making a joke.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:20, Reply)
Yes. Yes it is.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:46, Reply)
oops
check that thread again
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:14, Reply)
ooh, if you sign up then you can see other users' email addresses!

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:18, Reply)
it's a very obvious one at hotmail

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:19, Reply)
chubbycunt@hotmail.co.uk

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:20, Reply)
hahahaaaa

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:19, Reply)
haha bad man.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:20, Reply)
what does everyone think about going to the party on sunday in fancy dress, like a heroes and villans sort of thing.
cos it wud look really good if everyone turned up dressed as a hero or villan from t.v or film or comic.

All material is copyright to Ryan Bury, 18, Kendal, Chubby cunt.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:00, Reply)
You're a bully
online.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, Reply)
yeah, that

EDIT - did you manage to get OS3.0 yet?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, Reply)
Yeah I have, downloaded straight away!
Dave still hasn't got his phone updated despite having been trying all evening. It kept saying it was busy for him.

Poor boy :(
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:15, Reply)
Ben browder was at some convention thing.
I wouldn't mind meeting him.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:25, Reply)
That would fit in with my preconceptions of chubby cunts
Such as Ryan Bury, the gay chubby cunt
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:55, Reply)
YES!
showmastersonline.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=37772
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
argh damn :(
edit: think we've got rid of him for good now XD
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:59, Reply)
Oh lordy

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:59, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:00, Reply)
Ryan Bury, gay chubby cunt, user of third-rate social networking sites.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:00, Reply)
Boarding school student.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)
Publicly gay? Or just gay on messageboards where his friends won't find him?
Who knows?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:03, Reply)
We should find out by asking his friends.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:05, Reply)
Well, I hope for the sake of Ryan Bury, 18, from Kendal
that none of his friends find out that he is gay from doing an internet search for Ryan Bury, 18, squeeky13, Kendal, free iPod, viagra xxx penis cock sex extension iphone free xxx porn xxx.

They probably know he is a chubby cunt though.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)
Beautiful.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)
2 Fast 2 Furious
FIVE STAR!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)
Tell me, B3ta.
Is it so wrong to eat icing sugar out of the bag, because I've run out of KitKats?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)
*eats from flour bag*
"Don't you want your sugar bag?"
"No, I don't deserve sugar."
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)
Why is this on the popular page?
All it is is a Simpsons quote.
Maybe it's just my animal magnetism.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:10, Reply)
i fill moles with iron filings, it's hilarious

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:11, Reply)
Well there you go. If further proof that Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt is need, there it is.
Thankyou Detective Gilgamesh.

and also Detective Baldmonkey.



Fine work all around.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)
Oh no.
Apocolypse Now - 1 star.
Johnny English - 5 stars.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)
I just saw his Apocolypse Now rating.
I bet the chubby cunt hasn't even seen Jurassic Park.

Maybe he has. I can't be arsed to look.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)
also, and I realise this is an odd thing to concern me
given he's clearly a fuckwit barely out of training pants, but isn't the film just called "Green Street" ? Is he Meerkan? and if so, did they really have to add "Hooligans" just in case the audience was so fucking idiotic they couldn't work out that people were kicking the living shite out of each other in it?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:16, Reply)
Good lord.
There are a few turkeys in that list.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)
I'm more disappointed he puts Air Bud - World Pup in the same league as Airplane! :(

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)
Oh, that's a very sad indeed.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)
fargo?
NOT INTERESTED
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)
dawn of the dead?
NOT INTERESTED
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)
se7en?
NOT INTERESTED
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)
lord of the flies?
NOT INTERESTED
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)
carry on camping?
NOT INTERESTED
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)
Fucking barbarian!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)
Black Snake Moan ?
NOT INTERESTED
or just cockless?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)
Johnny English? FIVE STAR.
I hope that chubby cunt Ryan Bury gets leprosy.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)
I'd like to thank Ryan Bury (AKA Squeaky13 and Sex Sexington), 18 from Kendal (DOB 13/10/1990)
for uniting the board in online bullying goodness.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:46, Reply)
And being with a fucking ugly bird and a downs in his facebook image:
en-gb.facebook.com/ryan.bury
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)
I love the interhighway.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)
I'm not united with you.
Insult him, put some creativity into it.
This is just boring.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, Reply)
How about if I let you gently tickle my glans?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)
I'm waiting for a return thread
including insults to us all, and how he hates every one of us
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)
I can't wait to be told I am Paul Thomas Miller from Portsmouth.
Aged 32.
Etc...
RYAN! I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU. ALL THE LINKS YOU NEED ARE HERE ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE: baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)
Bank Account: 32256994
Sort Code: 60 17 10
PIN: 1234
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)
current funds: £1.21
medical history:
broken shins (1988)
breast reduction (1995)
breast reduction (1996)
breast enhancement (1997)
breast reduction (2000)
wandering hands syndrome (2003)
crazy eye syndrome (2006)
breast enhancement (2008)
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
I love you.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)
Oh man
I'm in the phone book. I'm as good as dead.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, Reply)
He'll 'av yer!
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=83028765&PhotoId=1690068265&PhotoAlbumId=1423337846
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, Reply)
Oh fuck, I'm regretting the facebook friend request now.
He look 'ard as nails :(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, Reply)
Frankly this whole thing was set up so I could spam my podcast site some more.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, Reply)
Oh you hideous blob of cock snot!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
I'd SO fuck his sister, mind:
www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=6746154436&PhotoId=7927779123&PhotoAlbumId=7927188799
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, Reply)
Hahahaha, fucking hell.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)
I should be in bed.
GOODNIGHT.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, Reply)
Night matey,

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:07, Reply)
Bad man

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:08, Reply)
So am I.
But would-be stalkers would have to know a) my real name and b) that I'm in the Wakefield and Kirklees edition.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:28, Reply)
I am rather fond of Kurt Vonnegut also

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, Reply)
yeah yeah, no one cares what you think lard arse

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, Reply)
*clicks*

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:57, Reply)
We've maturely called him a chubby cunt on YouTube.
I might add him on Facebook actually, it'll be great.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)
I don't think he'll accept any adds for the next few days.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, Reply)
I don't think I had watched 3380 films before I was 19
but then again, I'm not a chubby cunt from Kendal.

Called Ryan Bury.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:46, Reply)
You might have done, without realising.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, Reply)
Let's organise a bash at his house.
I'm going to bed as I have an early start, but I'll continue trying to find his address tomorrow. Unless someone else beats me to it.
GOOD NIGHT.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, Reply)
i forgot you have that rifle when you were in the royal marines that you use to kill racists and gutless killers from a distance

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)
GNEEP!
He never showed.
You should have seen the disappointment on Binky's face.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)
My dog is snoring :o3

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:54, Reply)
GNEEP is also PEENG backwards which I like.

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)
not interesting but:
en.netlog.com/squeeky13
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)
*high fivery*

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:50, Reply)
Ryan Bury, chubby cunt, user of third-rate social networking sites.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)
Interests:
MEN!!! BLACK MEN!!! TALL MEN!!!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:55, Reply)
ahahahah

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
you fucking mormons

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)
hence all
the mormons
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)
Ryan bury is a cubby cunt

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)
THE Ryan Bury...
I hear he's a chubby cunt.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)
I also hear that he is a cubby cunt

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)
Ryan Bury? The chubby cunt, Ryan Bury?
The one from Kendal? Who is known as squeeky13?

Do you mean that Ryan Bury?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)
Kendal based, chubby cunt, Ryan Bury.
Yes, yes I do...
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)
CHUBBY CUNT FAIL.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)
This is shit.
So is whatever his name is.
But you're still all lame.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:38, Reply)
Lizzie, why is the internet rubbish?
We're here, it should be fabulous :(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)
Oh I don't know Lisa, I don't know.
The flaming at least had an element of creativity to it but this is truly shitter than shit.

Let's run away to the gin and cheese island.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)
Evening, Rik. How are you?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
I'M WOOP DE MOTHERFUCKING DOO BABY

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:42, Reply)

you me
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)
you fucking morons

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
G.
It's shit.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
I DID A PICTURE
ON /BOARD

WORSHIP ME AND MY GREAT WORKS
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
ROFLOOKING UP UR SHIT RIGHT NOW KTHX!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)
Ha ha. Nice one!
I'm getting one soon.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
a hip replacement?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)
I saw a friend I'd not seen in ages yesterday.
He needs one, sad thing, he's the same age as me.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
A lad I was at school with is having his second one done later this year :(

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)
Man, he's not having it done, as they only last 10-15 years.
He's just taking very strong pain kilers.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:35, Reply)
JMG There is a chubby fat man/boy/child
**LINE
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
Fat people have a goal of spoiling everybody else's night. Each night.
Why can't they just create a different internet for these indoor horrors?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
Fatnet
4mb Wheeze package including free donuts, or go wild and have the ALL NEW 20mb Bypass line
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
Snoop dogg?
www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?sid=70065347c1ebf892c917962fed06f2b8&id=1234911655&hiq=ryan%2Cbury&ref=search
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)
WRONG

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
Are you saying that Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)
I heard that
Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
I am indeed. Ryan Bury is a chubby cunt from Kendal.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

The Library Theatre, Manchester. 'The Convicts' Opera' tells the story of a group of officers and convicts who are travelling to Australia to set up a new colony. On board they stage a play and are united by their powerful experiences of the drama. Dallam students took part in numerous drama exercises based on the story. Ryan Bury especially got into character and, during one rehearsal exercise, managed to 'steal' the director's passport and Miss Shewan's phone!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
Birthday: 13/10/1990

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
Is this the birthday of Ryan Bury, chubby cunt?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
Yes.
And there's a list of his family here:
en.netlog.com/go/directory/people/03/b/37/43.html
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)
That Donna is a bit of a large marge.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)
Can you get his bank details too?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)
He's an eighteen year old student
so I doubt it. I can probably get his address though.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)
We should post him some anthrax...
Is this going too far?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)
He'd only eat it,
the chubby cunt.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)
Nothing's too far for that chubby cunt, Ryan Bury.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)
I do what i do to people i dont like
Buy some lard in tesco for 23p, open it, mush it in the letter and send
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
That would be a snack for him.
the chubby cunt
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:38, Reply)
I've started feeling old
ever since I've found out people born in years I can actually remember are legally entitled to drink and/or work after 11pm.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)
Yes.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

drink and/or work after 11pm sleep with me
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)
Strikethroughs are shit.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Strikethroughs are Sexface is
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:37, Reply)
I've started feeling old since I've been able to send my daughter out to buy booze and it's legal.
Not that I make a habit of such a terrible thing, mind. I've only asked her the once.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)
LU
Shall I go get a beer and a kebab, or just go back to sleep?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)
Do all three but use the kebab as a pillow by accident and wake up with chilli sauce in your eye.
I've never done that. Honest.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)
That chubby cunt is so damned wacky!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
lolololol so is Ryan Bury rofl

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
Manchester eh?
get an address or a school name, I'll go round and punch him in his chibby tits
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)
Manchester!
When 4chan found Boxxy, They stood out side her school waving banners and stuff
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)
He looks like Andy Crane

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)
He should fuck off back to the broom cupboard!
The sad thing is, he's so young he probably doesn't know what we're talking about :(((((((((((((((
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)
HIIIIIIIIII *waves frantically*

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
oh hai

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)
Was playing with the massive sound system today. It's so loud, I think it made me ejaculate.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)
man, I wish I was there with Ryan Bury the fat chld molester to hear that
the sound system that is, not you ejaculating
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
Who's this Ryan chap?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)
he's an overweight paedophile who spreads peanut butter on his nob and gets a chihuahua to lick it off then ejaculates into his sister's underwear drawer

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
Blimey. Where has this come from? Do we have a link of any nature?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)
IS THERE SOME REASON YOU CAN'T SCROLL DOWN TWO THREADS?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)
Oh, right. Okay.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)
GAY

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
Oh you! *prances*

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)
Ryan Bury throws sickies at every opportunity, but instead of being ill he's throwing "wild" parties in which someone will drink a staggering 4 pints of Stella.
That's right folks, Ryan Bury is a workshy tit.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
no, YOU fucking morons

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
Some evenings there isn't much happens.
I guess.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

some people will do anything to get on tv
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
the naughty step
i love that pick of the cat crying its sooo cute lol, it just makes me want to go back so i can see it again
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
Did Wormulus tell the mods on somebody today?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
Carry on like tis and you will be seeing it for a long long time.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
i caused alot of offence once and done a week, i wonder if that is the longest stepping?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
blimey

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is the most exciting thing to happen to /talk since the (very expensive) scandal.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
RACIST INTERNET
www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=niggers&st=google
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
OHHHH ABERDEEN!
:(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
That's Ryan Bury, 18 from Kendal
www.flixster.com/user/squeeky13?lsrc=FR-MYF-LIST-PIC
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
'ryan hasn't taken or created any personality '

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
What a chubby cunt.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Let's find his address next. And then kick his fucking teeth in.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
Reminds me of Moohalaa
Only less fat
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
Look out ladies, it's Sex Sexington.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
I'm worried about my identity becoming confused :(

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
you can talk
you nicked my initials fucking ages ago
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)
And turned them to rack and ruin spacey!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
it's a TRAVESTY

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)
The Mrs just saw his bebo picture and got a throbbing wide on like a yawning donkey.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Quick, post another new thread!
It doesn't matter if you've got nothing to say, people do it every two minutes anyway.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
alright sex sexington

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
You chubby cunt.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
Sex sexington.
What a, name
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
Knock knock...
Who is there?
Ryan
Ryan who?
Ryan the 18 year old from Kendal.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
Happiest when eating.
He should fit right in.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
And his shit films
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5P6w1hrqLQ&feature=channel_page
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
Good work Detective Baldmonkey

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
I was just looking at that
How can you have a whole school with no fit birds in it?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
Very easily, if said school is east of Doncaster.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Grim times, old chum
Grim times
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
That comment is in no way at all dodgy.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
PACK UP YOUR SHIT AND FUCK OFF SPIELBERG
SQUEEKY13 IS HERE WITH THIS SEARING MASTERPIECE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhd2jpIXJPY
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
I like this one,
you not the video
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
Media student.
Well just what the world needs.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Media
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
That looks like Arnside

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
I was expecting some cricket.
:(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
SKY SPORTS NEWS!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
As a cribble, I'm offended.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
Ha
good lord it's the Milky Bar kid
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
It's like a graveyard for the English language :(

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
yes
that would be me sir, good on you for being an internet geek and desiding to search ppls names on bebo,
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
google
h'actually
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
You know, you look a lot tougher in the words you type than you do in photos.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Says the useless spastic
that has a bebo account.

fucking nonce.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
I've desided,
you're a prick.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
Ryan Bury, you chubby cunt.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
Chubby cunt.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
Ha ha!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
Today I done a thing.
What thing (or things) have you done today and how did you go and done them?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
Shut up a bit. JMG's on here.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
He is?
*gets on his JMG clothes*
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
you have a faux leather jacket too?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
*Rings the bell*

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
Ha
www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=JMG&st=all
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
That should be 98.5% shouldn't it?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
Haha!
YES!!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
STOP THE CLOCK!
Anneka, read out the clue:

Bald and dole, he is here nine to five
Lives with his mum, 98.5
He won't stand for fatties and their over eating
Instead he'll spend his time repeating

*camera cuts to Kenneth Kendall*
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
Excellent!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
Quick!
Fix the internet, mister man!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This one seems to be alright at using the internet

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
cancer

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
sage
sage
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
SAGE IN THE E-MAIL FEILD
NEWFAG
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
Nothing :(

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
I...I...I...did fuck all
but i did it brilliantly
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
I worked and then almost bought a Porsche at a car auction. Luckily some people talked me out of it as it would have been fucking stupid.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
I woke up, went to work, came home, had a beer and some chips, went to bed at 6pm. Woke up.
Posted a shit thread.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
tattooed 56 stars on a Belgian kid's face for a laugh, silly bitch

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
Haha

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
How can you fall asleep
when somebody is repeatedly stabbing a needle into your face?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
She was totally wasted, dude!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
Did you have a hand in that then?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
No but I had my cock in it lololol

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
I like that she went in to get three stars done on her face,
and thinks that any more than that would make her look like a freak.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
could have used numbing cream
but even then, how do you fall asleep with the buzzing?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
Perhaps they found it soothing.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
Her english can't be so bad as to say 56 instead of 3

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
she could only speak french
the tatooist only spoke dutch and english.

Try a different one then, you dozy mare?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
Alternatively, hold three fingers up.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
She looked odd.
I did like all the stars though.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
I realised I should use my unlimited free texts
to tell twitter absolutely everything.

I haven't started yet though, my phone is upstairs and I can't be arsed to go get it
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
I got excited about a news story
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8102432.stm
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
I attempted to fuck with Wu-Tang Clan and then thought better of it.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
Also gave blood.
It took a long time, my veins are shy :(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
I can't give blood when you're watching :(

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
ANOTHER GAY WHO IS A VIRGIN!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
Probs for the best.
They ain't nuttin' ta fuck wit'.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
Shame on a nigga.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
I gave the Mrs a lift to the station at stupid-o-clock this morning,
decorated the dining room, made a plate, went shopping for stuff for a pie, cooked a pie, ate a pie and had three shits.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
Learning to drive a small electric goods vehicle.
I did this by watching the health and safety videos (one of which was extraordinarily gruesome), learning how to use and inspect the machine, completing a simple practical test, and doing some theory questions.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
omg right totally posting a new thread here

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
Can you fuck off?
Seriously.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
TERRIBLE BULLYING

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
When are you off to see YOUR internet girlfriend?
I've got a full Internet Girlfriend routine I could REPEAT on you.
That's "REPEAT".
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
When you've sent me your DOLE cheque.
That's DOLE.

INTERFACTS being told right here!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
INTERNET GIRLFRIEND!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
INTERNET MUM!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
i think it was banter
i hope his quiz is, that would be rubbish if he thinks it will work, what a cunt
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
'bout time.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
Typical, you wait ages for a shit post, and then...
/answers on a postcard
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
Sexface rapes you?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
TOAP!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
But we are trying to play with the spastic.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
Oh, wait...

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
I love you really, SF.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
Too late
My heart lies in a million pieces :(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
But you are knocking down the hilarious posts of Ryan.
Good old Ryan.
AWESOME Ryan.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
Rowntrees Randoms are really tasty

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
FUCK YOU WEATHERWAX!!
right i've not been on this site long but already i have already pinpointed the biggest, bitchyest fucking retarded whore on here and that would be esme weatherwax.

wat a shit name that is honestly choose something better. the initials of that spell EW need a say more.

so as the subject says

FUCK YOU WEATHERWAX GO THE SAME WAY AS JADE GOODIE AND DO US ALL A FAVOUR
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
HAHAHAH
THIS IS BRILLIA... Fuck off.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
And who the fuck is Jade Goodie?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
she's that thing
that died of Cancer, but not before she appeared in every shit magazine, "wrote" a book and recieved "we're sorry you're dying..." gifts from the Beckhams.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that's Jade Goody.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Learning to spell her name correctly IS on my list of things to do before I die.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
Prick.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Don't mince your words, tell us what you really think...
(scrolls down a bit)
ok, which regular are you?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
It took you a long time to type that, didn't it?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Hilarious.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
oh dear
you really are a knob arnt you
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
I literally
LOVE YOU.

edit.

This must be a joke right? 'squeeky13' literally sounds like a spoof internet username.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
She's a fuckload better than you.
Prick.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
Yeah esme!
Well done squeeky13, at least you picked a name that correctly identifies your personality.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
Haha

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
Oh man
This has to be Bou
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
*ignore*

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
Yeah, and you're terrific yourself

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
The weatherwax thing is a fair assessment.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is gonna cut her to the bone. Scathing.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
someone should gaz her
just to make sure she's ok
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
No point, I'm pretty sure she's already through two bottles of aspirin.
It was that cutting.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
I fucking hate people who pick usernames that reference books.
Cunts, the lot of them.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
Yeah. Fucking books
they make me so fucking mad.

why, I oughta..
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
you fucking morons
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1240355888/TF.png
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
Ha ha!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
Nice plate.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
I sent him a link :)
plate
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
He mentioned.
We'll take twelve.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
Who's TFS?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)
The Fouricci Sequence.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
I can't quite place that b3tan in my memory.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
he left because he was bullied, terrible times

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Pfft

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
JMGs fault, he did it.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)
this is why the talk board started
retards can't use photoshop
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)
SHOULDN'T
retards 'shouldn't' use photoshop
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
no they shouldn't, but /talk gives them a place where they don't have to, they can just blog their mundane lives

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
Today I done a thing
What thing have you done today and how did you done it?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
i blah blah blah blah blah
how are you?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
SYMPATHY SEEKING STATUS
BRIEF MENTION OF EXAMS

MONEY WOES

PARTNER TROUBLE

FEED ME ATTENTIONS PLEASE.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is too good to be buried halfway down a thread
I'll save it for a quieter moment.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
I tend to visit both boards lately.
I occasionally pop onto /offtopic just to tell a few lies that Geoffry Archer would be proud of.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
i'd like to make pictures for /board, but the place is to prissy now and far too unfunny, it's deviant art

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
If I see another fucking animal with ladyparts
I'm putting my foot through my Mac and sending that JollyJack cunt the bill.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)
Careful now.
Some animal-fucker will be along in a minute to call you a fascist.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)
It is a bit weird mind,
If I started drawing babies with tits, people would question my intentions, non?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
If you aren't online the next time the squirrels with tits arguement breaks out,
I'm going to steal that and pass it off as my own.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
Spread the word.
OR!

try drawing babies with tits.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
And a few too many woos and yays for my liking.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
eff sake
and they can stick *hugs* up their arse and fuck off while they're doing it as well.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
well said :(
it's far too up it's own arse, there's no fun in doing
stupid images for the sake of a quick laugh. Hence I'm more over here now.
Even some funny 'text on a pic' images - which are funny, get raped because it's just 'toap'
It's hardly the f*cking digital equivalent of Tate Modern.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
it's a shame, i liked making silly shit stuff, oh well

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
there's far too many chiefs over there, and not enough indians

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
i had gags that were just text on t-shirts, front pages even, that is when i stopped, i did shop but i like my other ideas, cheery tomato rip

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
*likes*

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
NYOM NYOM NYOM!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
Yer.
Oh well.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
also, this
b3ta.com/board/9527721
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
Hahahaha, cool.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
Sage advice.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

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