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weekend roundup
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we explored the life of a hermit, wished our dads a Happy Father's Day, discovered our cliched bromance character, passed on some advice to the class of '09, and totally out-sparkled Twilight Ken. More » -
oldies but goodies
This Record Player Must Have Been Very, Very Popular
This young woman is very excited about her new Westinghouse record player: "Everybody's coming since I got my new Westinghouse duo!" The couple in the background seem pretty excited about this statement, as well. Click to enlarge. [Vintage Ads] -
Clips
Mitchell & Webb Take On Female Beauty Ads
Perhaps taking a page from Jezebel heroine Sarah Haskins, British comedy team Mitchell & Webb (of the best show ever, Peep Show) have created a spoof on advertising aimed at women that is both funny and painfully accurate. More » -
Train this
Cosmo Still Pushing The Ol' "Train Your Boyfriend" Bit
Oh, Cosmopolitan magazine. Nothing says "healthy relationships" quite like an article dedicated to teaching women to "train" their boyfriends by applying animal training techniques, as treating them like human beings would be totally absurd, no? More » -
Free peeps
Woman Evicted Over Easter Decorations, Fights For Freedom Of Peeps
Carol Burdick was recently evicted from her apartment because she insisted on leaving her Easter decorations up for two weeks after the holiday. She is currently suing her landlord; her lawyer claims that her decor should have religious protections. [AP] -
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Rants
Jon And Kate Plus Nobody
Everyone I know is sick to death of Jon and Kate Gosselin. And yet at least half of the people I know will be glued to their television set tomorrow night in order to hear the Gosselin's big "announcement." More » -
Clips
Some Fatherly Advice From Dr. Cliff Huxtable
It's Father's Day, which gives me an excuse to post the best Cosby Show scene ever, wherein Cliff gives Theo some tough love and teaches him a few lessons about the economy and life in the real world. More » -
Shut Up!
Hate Your Neighbors? This Is The CD For You!
Feel like getting revenge on your annoying neighbors? Well now you can, thanks to the "Annoy Your Neighbor" CD, which comes with such cringe-worthy tracks as "off-the-hook phone." They'll call the cops on you in no time! [RandomGoodStuff] -
Clips
Meghan McCain Walks Into Smackdown On Real Time With Bill Maher
On Friday's Real Time, when confronted with the fact that President Ronald Reagan blamed his administration's problems on Jimmy Carter for many years, Meghan McCain responded, "I wasn't born yet, so I wouldn't know." She was shut down pretty fast. More » -
Dad is rad
Happy Father's Day, Dad
I was supposed to be a boy. The doctor had told my mother to expect a small blob with male bits in early 1981, based on some wacky 80s unscientific guesstimation that apparently did not include an actual sonogram. Whoops! More » -
NOW
Terry O'Neill Voted New President Of NOW
The National Organization for Women has elected 56-year-old Terry O'Neill as its next president. O'Neill defeated 33-year-old Latifa Lyles, who was endorsed by current president, Kim Gandy, in what is being called a "close election." More » -
Call to alarms
"Neda Is My Daughter, I Have One Just Like Her"
On Saturday, "Neda", a young Iranian woman watching the protests in Tehran, was allegedly shot by a Basij, dying in her father's arms. It was captured on video. Some say she may be the new face of the opposition movement. More » -
Snap Judgment
Lady GaGa's Dress Swallowed By Car Wash Vacuum Hose
[Toronto, June 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Team buffy
Buffy Shuts Down Edward Cullen In The Best Clip Ever
So remember yesterday when I warned Edward Cullen about Buffy, the Vampire Slayer? Turns out I was a little late—their epic battle has already taken place, and it is quite a sight to see. More » -
Dirt Bag
Ryan Seacrest And Lindsay Lohan To Work On "Meaningful" Reality Show Together
- Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan are joining forces to create a reality show wherein people who are "on the wrong track" plead their cases for a second chance and are given 1 million dollars to start their lives over. [USWeekly]
- Yesterday - June 20, 2009
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Hello, dolly
Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
Oh look! It's Barbie as Bella Swan, and Ken asMichael MyersEdward Cullen. Ugh. Whatever, Twilight Barbie. You might think you're special, but there's already a few dolls that totally out-sparkle the Sparkly Vampire. More » -
Solitude
Rachel Denton Chooses To Live A Hermit's Life
Rachel Denton lives alone. She has very limited contact with others, and she prefers it that way. She calls herself a hermit, and says she is firmly dedicated to a life of "silence and solitude." More » -
What about prom
Teen Makes Prom Dress Out Of Coffee Filters
Duct tape prom dresses have been all the rage for a while now, but Aimee Kick of Missouri decided to step it up a bit and create an entire prom dress out of coffee filters. The results: gorgeous! [TheFashionPolice] -
The jezebel quiz
And Now, The Results Of Our Quiz!
Wondering which cliched bromance character you are? Well wait no more, because the answers to our super stupid Saturday quiz are here, and your bromantic lady destiny awaits after the jump. And away we go! More » -
complicated conversations
Domestic Violence Is Hilarious, You Guys
I tuned in to the new show Tosh.0, which is essentially The Soup with internet clips instead of television clips, and was turned off when they insisted on replaying a clip wherein a man smacks his wife—hard. More » -
The jezebel quiz
Which Female Bromance Character Are You?
Hey lady friends, have you ever sat through a "bromance" film like Knocked Up or The Hangover and thought, "Wow, I totally relate to the women in this film!" No? Not ever? Well let's take a quiz about it anyway! More »