Izabel Goulart Flashes Her Sextastic Lady Form

You know I always like to say, everybody needs a little more Goulart in their life. Leering at Izabel Goulart in her native country's GQ magazine, maybe everybody needs a lot more Goulart in their life.

Izabel is wicked hot. And even with the photo retouching, we've seen plenty enough of Izabel to know she's got one of the finest female forms on this spinning orb we call the Earth. So, yeah, throw in some leather, throw in some skin, natch, and we have the makings of another Goulartian deposit in the tug vault. She has a large shelf therein. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Ivonne Soto Topless Giant Chihuahuas for the Mexican Bunny

 

Yes, I get (and delight in) the fact that Mexican actress Ivonne Soto hails from Chihuahua but has funbags the size of great danes. And you know how much I do adore the South of the Border thespianics, if for no other reason than unlike their mostly prude sisters to these north, these hottie TV stars are willing to take their clothes off for the right price and venue. And today's venue is Playboy Mexico, featuring the blonde veteran TV comedic actress baring her wares, natural, artificial, and everything in between for the bunny south of the border.

Someday, I hope that U.S .actresses become so courageous, or, in the least, tempted by offers. Until that time, I shall keep my gaze to the south where Ivonne's playful chest planets are perfectly aligned for viewing pleasure. Huzzah!

Kate Upton Boob Smoosh Bombing and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Kate Upton Photobombed
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ALICIA KEYS SKIN
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TARA AND LILO
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Kate Upton sexy photoshoot invaded by Ken Jeong from The Hangover (WWTDD)

Alicia Keys is finally showing us more of her hot body (Huffington Post)

Tara Reid makes news.  Gives us excuse to see her boobs (Fox News)

Miley Cyrus looks incredibly hot at the gas station (TMZ)

Zoe Saldana showing major leg - and we like it! (Popoholic)

It's a hump day celebration over at The Chive (The Chive)

Amanda Bynes crazy (hot) selfie alert! (The Superficial)

Nerd Alert: We Got Klingons Up In This Bitch!

I've never trusted Klingons, and I never will.

Nerd alert! Nerd alert! Klingons have been spotted in the latest clip for Star Trek Into Darkness. Starting at 19-seconds in, you can see a group of the legendary sci-fi villains wearing helmets, followed by one of the aliens sans mask. Granted, they come and go faster than a Trekkie inside a woman (three seconds, to be exact). But still, the fact that they are even visible is sure to have dorks like me buzzing until the film is released on May 17th (May 15th on Imax).

According to ComingSoon.net, the feared alien race was supposed to make an appearance in 2009's Star Trek, but JJ Abrams's cut the scene, probably to make more room for Tyler Perry scenes.

Jennifer Hawkins Sells Shoes By Being Hot and Former Miss Universe-y All Over

I don't know why, but women's shoe ads tend to be the hottest promotional visuals of any female retail item. And I'm not even talking from the perspective of an avid foot and footwear fetishist. I just mean, the models they choose, the shots, the entire layout. Shoes may or may not be your thing, but shoe ads certainly ought to be.

Case in point, former Miss Universe and Australian hottie model Jennifer Hawkins. These are JLH shoe ads, but I haven't yet looked at her feet. Oh, wait, there they are. And, yes, they're hot too.

I know we guys buy our shoes based on the scoring average of the ballplayer who endorses them. So we are definitely more ridiculous than women who buy shoes because Jennifer Hawkins is showing extensive cleavage and looks ridiculously hot. Yay, we win. Enjoy.

Myleene Klass Flashes Her Thong Beneath Sheer Leggings

Score another victory of sorts for yoga pants, the sheer variety most especially, for exposing the thong side goodness of British former pop star turned TV personality, Myleene Klass, who dared to bare her panties beneath these see-through leggings.

As you know, I've already written seventeen letters of gratitude to the inventor of stretch pants for women, along with a general shoutout to the female retails establishments pushing these thin pieces of clothing as appropriate wear for the ladies in public. It's really one of the best innovations ever. If you don't believe, just look at Myleene Klass' arse. Enjoy.

Rhian Sugden Channels Sharon Stone, Only, You Know, Hotter

 

To be fair, Sharon Stone was quite the thing in Basic Instinct. Butchy sexy hot, it was all working back then in those many memorable scenes, including the infamous uncrossing of the legs for the lady nest reveal. Wayne Knight was never the same afterward.  If there's anyone I'd like to see channel those same Basic Instinct looks, well, Rhian Sugden is right at the top of that list.

So agreed our friends at Loaded magazine who put the sextastic blonde up to the challenge of invoking some of those very same happy memories twenty years later. Only, with mammaries included. Rhian's fine funbags the icing on the callback cake. I'm feeling a little of my own basic instinct welling up now. Enjoy.

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