That an anesthesiologist could be on tour with Michael administering propofol is both baffling and repugnant. The King of Pop was effectively anaesthetized every night, while our profession was asleep at the wheel.
If you rise too fast and peak too early, then you fall just as hard. It is a lesson that the GOP needs to learn in order to stay relevant for the majority of Americans who consider themselves to be in the center.
Lineage and religion -- they are killer topics. It's not easy to escape religious roots. No one makes their own choice at birth regarding religion, yet ancestry and religious rules decide a lot.
If America can't get its act together, it must lose the bald eagle as our symbol and replace it with the YouTube video of the puppy that can't get up. As long as we're pathetic, we might as well act like it's cute.
Sex is also a good, inexpensive form of exercise that doesn't require getting out of bed (although it may compel you to leave the fetal position). This will require a partner since batteries are costly.
5. The Daily Show and The Colbert Report don't tape on Sunday. What are you supposed to debate with your co-workers on Monday?
Until everyone has health care none of us really do.
In 1918, the first black heavyweight boxing champion defeated a racist "great white hope." But when the Obama Administration takes a right hook to the face, it just smiles through bloodied teeth.
New Rule: If Mitt Romney, Karl Rove and Sarah Palin all think America has never done anything wrong, we must be doing something wrong.
I've got news for you, Mr. President, the people who think you want to kill their Great Aunt Millie aren't swayed by a photo-op on the golf course. The only sand trap I want to see you get out of is Afghanistan.
8. You've always heard that Tracy Morgan is a lunatic on stage, but you've never experienced it for yourself.
All of the eagerly professed ignorance of the Fed's operations begs the question: What is it about anything that has to do with money, finance or economics that enables otherwise thinking people to plead total cluelessness?
On Friday night, Arianna appeared on "Real Time with Bill Maher" alongside Rep. Jack Kingston (R-GA) and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) and discussed the re...
As someone who has ADHD, I want to point out that equating a genetically-caused mental health disorder like ADHD with an avoidable excess (over-medication) cheapens the discussion of both.
Arianna appeared on "Real Time with Bill Maher" Friday night alongside Rep. Jack Kingston (R-GA) and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA). During the show's 'Over...
Though we have elevated women to prime political positions, the media has cast female politicians in an odd, almost asexual maternal role. They're not allowed to wander off the territory.
New Rule: Just because a country elects a smart president doesn't make it a smart country. And before I go about demonstrating how, let me just say that ignorance has life and death consequences.
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$500 billion spread over 907 milion (FAO estimate of malnourished in developing countries)
would provide an additional $1.24 a day for a year. Do the math, it's not much of a solution.
comedy fully moderated
HA HA
Hello everyone, I approved 200% Sarah Silverman because I'm a Raelian for many years and We been saying the same things for more than 20 years, but we all can do it with a lots of love because in this world there's not enought love and spirituality all together we can do it, I love you all and I love you Sarah!
Yeah, trash the Vatican. Worked for Sinead O'Connor. :-o
sinead is celt
Sell Hollywood...or just Beverly Hills. Let's start there since that seems to be the hotbead for such great ideas. That would be a good start. Come on Sarah, set the example.
To be fair, celebrities generally don't take vows of poverty and charity.
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