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Hi, this site is all about Cadets, REAL CADETS.  This site is awesome.   My name is Timothy and I can't stop thinking about Cadets. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.




1.    Cadets are mammals.

2.    Cadets clean ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Cadets is to flip out and shine stuff.



Weapons and gear:


Shoe Polish Brass Polish
Edge Dressing>






Cadets can shine shoes anytime they want!  Cadets study calculus ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  Cadets are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that a Cadet was getting ready for an inspection.  And when some upperclassman came in the Cadet totally polished the whole barracks.  My friend Frank said that he saw a Cadet totally haze some plebe just because the plebe opened a window!


And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you don't believe that Cadets have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will haze your balls off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  


Cadets are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  Cadets are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Cadets are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start Prep school next year.  I love Cadets with all of my body (including my pee pee).    



Q and A:.



Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Cadets?

A: Cadets are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand Cadets are totally bitter and starved, but on the other hand, Cadets are very exhausted and studious.


Q: I heard that Cadets are always polishing and hazing plebes.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Cadets can be mean OR totally awesome. 


Q: What do Cadets do when they're not studying Calculus or cleaning their rooms?

A: Most of Cadets' free time is spent shining but sometimes they polish.  (Ask Frank if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of Frank. He's a lot older than me.

He's already done with his CTLT, which is bragable.


Here's a picture of me ready to ROCK (or ready for inspection)!



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