|The Official Sneaky Bastid Webpage|
|Real Ultimate Power|
|Hi, this site is about Sneaky Bastids, REAL SNEAKY BASTIDS. This site is awesome. My name is Richard and I can't stop thinking about Sneaky Bastids. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.|
1. Sneaky Bastids are mammals.
2. Sneaky Bastids fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a Sneaky Bastid is to flip out and kill people.
|Weapons and gear:|
Sneaky Bastids can kill anyone they want! Sneaky Bastids blow heads off ALL the time and dont even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this Sneaky Bastid who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the Sneaky Bastid killed the whole town. My friend Dookie said that he saw a Sneaky Bastid totally sucker punch some kid just because the kid opened a window.
|And thats what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|If you dont believe that Sneaky Bastids have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will blow your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Sneaky Bastids are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Sneaky Bastids are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start fisting next year. I love Sneaky Bastids with all my body (including my pee pee).
|Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Sneaky Bastids?
A: Sneaky Bastids are the ultimate paradox. On one hand they dont give a crap, but on the other hand, Sneaky Bastids are very careful and precice.
Q: I heard that Sneaky Bastids are always cruel or mean.What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Sneaky Bastids can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do Sneaky Bastids do when they're not blowing off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent hiding, but sometime they fist. (Ask Dookie if you dont believe me.)
|This is a picture of my best friend (SB2)Dookie killing terrorists. He plays with Sneaky Bastids sometimes,
which is bragable.
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