Results tagged “superuseless superpowers”

I just found my favorite new blog:

Superuseless Superpowers.

It really doesn’t require all that much explanation. Apparently, there are people out there whose radioactive spider only imparted mediocre abilities (and, I’m assuming, some sort of itchy bump on the skin). As of now, my favorite power is “13th Bullet Bulletproof.” As they describe it:

Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Boink.

Eat your heart out, Superman.

To be fair, I originally saw this on Aaron Williams’ blog, which is an excellent source of all things geek (especially the lazy geek—he does all the work for you!). So props to him.

Yes, I use the word “props.”