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Do you always jump when you pass through an instance?

littlegirlblew 2 points3 points 7 days ago[-]

Hey keltranis, you certainly find time to post everywhere else but for some reason you never post to r/wow. How about instead for crying over this submission, you raise the bar and post your own?

Fellow stoners. I present to you, the Zoomquilt. You're welcome.

littlegirlblew 0 points1 point 11 days ago[-]

Yea, I saw these a few months ago when you submitted them to r/mj, but I forgot the links. Thanks for this, these are awesome. I was almost sucked into one, but my dog save me.

WTF, the mod of r/marijuana is a racist xenophobe who called for the death of every Muslim? Now he bans everyone who was discussing it.

littlegirlblew 275 points276 points 1 month ago[-]

He must be copy/pasting that line ""enjoy your ban you fucking muslim faggot," because he sent it to me as well. I guess I was banned for saying that it seemed strange that a pothead is harboring such rage. Oh well, I've been meaning to check out r/cannabis, and now I have a reason.

Sept-15-09 Kanye attacks the mspainttoday subreddit.

littlegirlblew 10 points11 points 2 months ago[-]

How did you draw kanye like that just with mspaint?

Reddit - Mt. Vernon, WA is giving Glenn Beck a "key to the city." My town, Bellingham, WA responded by offering Jon Stewart a key to our city. Help get his attention!

littlegirlblew 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

It happened about 1/2 mile upstream from where I was. The fireball was so big I got very hot, even while in the cold, wet water. Some kid died that day, IIRC. It looked like a mini nuke, mushroom cloud and all. The ground shook for a good 10 seconds. We got the fuck out of there, as we did, the police and fire/rescue was on the way up, so we had to run through the "haunted" graveyard.

Reddit - Mt. Vernon, WA is giving Glenn Beck a "key to the city." My town, Bellingham, WA responded by offering Jon Stewart a key to our city. Help get his attention!

littlegirlblew -1 points0 points 2 months ago[-]

Last time I was in B-ham, I was swimming at the creek up above the graveyard when the whole god damn thing exploded. First and only time I've ever seen a creek explode.

Reddit - Mt. Vernon, WA is giving Glenn Beck a "key to the city." My town, Bellingham, WA responded by offering Jon Stewart a key to our city. Help get his attention!

littlegirlblew 2 points3 points 2 months ago* [-]

Growing up in Lynden sucked ass. All those fucking Dutch kids and their stupid rhyme "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much." And the whole town smells like cow shit. Never drive north on the Guide Meridian FYI.

Laura Bush defends Obama school speech

littlegirlblew 0 points1 point 2 months ago* [-]

And how does HuffPo know that? You have to take things from HuffPo and DailyKos when it comes to Palin as you do with Fox News when it comes to Obama. Remember, it was DailyKos, that originally said that Palin birthed her grandchild. Now Vanity Fair is claiming she would have offered to raise it. You know Vanity Fair, the mag that celebrated at the DNC. Grain of salt anyone?

Laura Bush defends Obama school speech

littlegirlblew 2 points3 points 2 months ago[-]

Probably in the same place that reported that Palin was actually the mother of her grandchild.

Could we have a subreddit for people who are having relationship problems? AskReddit is looking more and more like a glossy mags problem page.

littlegirlblew 19 points20 points 2 months ago* [-]

If she's not ready, then she's not ready, period. If she says she doesn't want to, back off. Yes, you should talk about it (without pressuring her) in order to show her that sex isn't something to be afraid to even talk about, but if she says she doesn't want to, then you don't pressure her beyond that.

But the thing here is, sex isn't one thing. Penis-in-vagina is only one sex act. If you're trying to take someone who's been sexually assaulted and get her to go right from kissing to penis-in-vagina intercourse, she's probably going to freak out and run into a mental block. Try taking things a lot slower with her and focusing on sex acts that are pleasurable for her without requiring penetration. Yeah, that'll be frustrating for you, but are you with her because you want to have sex, or because you want her? If it's the former, you're with the wrong girl. If the latter, you owe it to both of you to explore the entire spectrum of sex rather than getting tunnel vision about one sex act.

If she's nervous about touching you, that's a place to start. Give her a nice relaxing massage (but don't touch anywhere that makes her tense up) and then tell her you would like her to touch you in the same way, and that you'll lie down and stay still so that she can touch wherever she wants without feeling afraid of having anything forced on her. Take as many opportunities to touch her gently and let her touch you as possible.

As someone else said, it's very possible she hasn't ever had an orgasm, which would certainly make it hard for her to see any real point in sex beyond pleasing you. At high school age, she may not even be able to. Some women aren't orgasmic until their 20s or later. Try to bring up the topic of masturbation, in a non-threatening way, and ask her if she has orgasms or if she enjoys touching herself in a particular way. Ask if she'll let you touch her the same way and tell you what feels good.

It sounds like she's only got two experiences of anything sexual: Kissing and fondling, and forced penetration. There's a huge, wide world of sexual experiences between the two out there. Showing her a few of them and how much she can enjoy them will lead her to realize she can also enjoy intercourse. But don't focus on that now--focus on broadening her experience of sexuality and pleasure.

Another thing: Many young women find it difficult to talk frankly and honestly about sex, because society says it's unladylike to do so and that any woman who enjoys sex and talks about sex must be a slut. It may help to develop some private signals between the two of you for things she's not comfortable sharing verbally. For example, she could squeeze your left hand for "that's good, more," and your right hand for "I don't like that, do something else." If she finds she enjoys things like oral sex but is too shy to ask for them, you can make some sort of code for her to tell you what she wants you to do.

But don't mistake creating a shared sexual vocabulary with doing things you're not ready to talk about. If you're not ready to discuss something, you're not ready to do it--and that includes readiness to discuss birth control, pregnancy and STDs before having sex. A private sexual language can help make her comfortable during sexual experiences, but don't go there if she can't talk about it even in a non-sexual situation.

Or, you could just, you know, post in the relationship advice subreddit, but if I told you to do that, I wouldn't get this awesome karma!

edit: thanks burntout79, at least someone got it. I feel like Andy Kaufman and the upvoters are the audience.

WTF happened to the History Channel? Today's programming consisted of: Nostradamus, Revelation, End of Days, Bible Code, UFOs, Jesus, and UFO Jesus.

littlegirlblew 34 points35 points 2 months ago[-]

We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat, and I said, "Thomas, Thomas, what on earth is that creature?"

Most kickass mythbusters ever

littlegirlblew 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

Get out of here Dewey, you don't want any part of this shit!

Most kickass mythbusters ever

littlegirlblew 4 points5 points 2 months ago[-]

Me. I remain hard at any speed.

Van Jones: Our young white males are suffering profoundly. Where is the concern for these young men?

littlegirlblew 12 points13 points 2 months ago[-]

This is true. Hell, white males are the only group not allowed to gather without being called "Racists." At my college, we tried to start a men's group (there were at least six women's groups). As soon as the word got out, the feminists were protesting us, calling us "Sexist," when we allowed women to join, and they didn't. They even bribed student council to keep us banned. Stay classy, ladies.

Good costume ideas, for Halloween…. have pics?

littlegirlblew 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

Just don't be "that guy/girl." You know, the one who thinks they're clever by picking the hot pop culture icon flavor of the month, but they end up showing up at a party and everyone else is dressed as the same character. Last year for guys, it was the Joker if you're a guy and Palin if you're a girl. This year, I predict a lot of guys will grow a little mustache, make a fake alien prosthetic hand/claw, and be Wikus from District 9. I'm not sure about the girls.
As for you, if you are female, just get another female and both of you dress like Asian reporters, and get a guy friend to be Bill Clinton. If you're a dude, just be Bill and hire a couple Asian escorts. I bet no one else at the party will think of that.

What is the most irritating thing you've ever seen a computer do in a movie?

littlegirlblew 8 points9 points 2 months ago[-]

I hate it when the take a shitty photo or video and turn it into a high def image with just really fast typing. I hate when they show someone hacking, and on the monitor is cheesy 3D cgi.

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