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AICN Legends: Capone gets a great contact high from Kevin Smith, Part 1!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

Okay, I'm trying something a little different with this column, but give me a minute to make my case, not that I need to; my column, my rules. Up until now, the AICN Legends column has focused on actors all over the age of 60. That wasn't intentional, and I made it clear when I began this column that it was more about the time I got to spend interviewing someone and the fact that these interviews would be more career-oriented than simply about whatever their latest movie was. So I think that when I get to interview a filmmaker (another first for this column; all the others have been actors) for about an hour and 15 minutes about every detail of his career, I think that qualifies for AICN Legends. I don't think anyone can argue with Kevin Smith's own take on the way films were written and made before and after CLERKS burst on the scene 15 years ago.

You don't need me to tell you the titles, but I will anyway because people have found great meaning and comfort and, above all else, laughs in MALLRATS, CHASING AMY, DOGMA, JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, CLERKS II (Kevin's favorite of his own films), ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, and, yes, even JERSEY GIRL. Smith is not just a writer-director and occasional actor (he's played versions of himself or Silent Bob in everything from the SCREAM 3, FANBOYS, DAREDEVIL, and SOUTHLAND TALES to CATCH AND RELEASE, LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, "Reaper," and "Degrassi: The Next Generation." His marathon speaking engagements either on tour or at various comic conventions are the stuff of legend and the subject of three volumes of DVDs. And his SModcasts with producing partner Scott Mosier keep him in touch with fans between movies. He's called in as a cultural expert on subjects ranging from censorship to Superman, and he basically has no filter.

About two weeks before this interview, which was meant to be an opportunity for Smith to promote his latest books "Shootin' the Sh*t with Kevin Smith: The Best of the SModcast" and the new edition of "My Boring-Ass Life: The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith," which has been updated to include details of the ZACK AND MIRI experience, too place about two weeks after I'd actually paid to see Smith do his one-man thing at the Chicago Theatre. He went exactly three hours and must have name-dropped either Ain't It Cool or Harry's name a half-dozen times during the set. I don't think he new I was there, so I'm pretty sure it wasn't done for my benefit. More importantly, right at the end of the session, a young fan asked a question about Kevin's father dying not too many years ago, and Kevin broke down, just for second, but it was one of the most honest and heartfelt things I've ever seen. There were more than a few damp eyes in the audience as well during that moment.

I'd met him for the first time at the 2008 Comic-Con in San Diego immediately after the ZACK AND MIRI panel, and it was a great experience for me. About three months later, I was fortunate enough to be asked to introduce Kevin for a post ZACK AND MIRI Q&A screening during the Chicago International Film Festival.

But this particular phone call was something I hadn't been expecting. I was told I'd have 30 minutes with him, which I'd assumed would be sufficient time to talk about his books, SModcasts and maybe a little about his latest film as a director (working, for the first time, from a script he did not write), A COUPLE OF DICKS (apparently it has been re-titled A COUPLE OF COPS), starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan. But after we were approaching the one-hour mark, I realized he was in this for the long haul, and I didn't stop until he said he had to leave. I'm really grateful and pleased that Kevin felt comfortable enough to go into this much detail with, so much in fact, that I feel the need to divide the interview in half and make this a two-parter, with the second part coming next week.

At least as of today, Smith is the last interview I have in the can for AICN Legends, but I may have one or two more candidates waiting in the wings before I'm due for a new column. In the mean time, please enjoy one of the most enjoyable speakers I've ever had the pleasure of listen to, Kevin Smith…



Capone: Hello, Kevin. Good to talk to you again, as always. I actually--for the first time ever--paid money to see you when you were here in Chicago a couple weeks ago.

Kevin Smith: How was the show?

Capone: It was great. But I gotta ask right off the bat, because I’ve never actually paid money to see you do your thing before…I’ve seen you do the stuff at Comic-Con, but does it is always so emotionally charged?

KS: You mean, like, at the end?

Capone: Well, yeah. I don’t know if you save that sort of thing for the end, but yeah. Or, just in general. You told that whole story about your father passing away. And, I don’t think there was a dry eye in the house, including yours. I was just wondering, is it always like that at these shows?

KS: Nah, that was the first time that ever happened.

Capone: Really?

KS: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Generally, you know, you just talk about goofy stuff and whatnot. I never really talked about my father dying on stage, and it just kind of hit me in a moment where I definitely teared up and whatnot, and I was kind of, like, Ughhh, God, I’m ruined on the Internet! Word’s gonna get out. "This fuckin' crybaby bitch. He cries. You fuckin’ buy a ticket, and he fuckin' cries! He cries! He should cry about how bad his movies are. Fuckin’ JERSEY GIRL should make him cry!"

A year and a half ago, that would have bothered me. And, now, I’m just, like, [deep inhale sound] "You know what, dude, your entitled to your opinion." [long exhale sound] It’s that simple.

Capone: But, I don’t remember that kind of reaction. I didn’t see that kind of reaction.

KS: No, but, you know, you always think the worst. I mean, look, I’ve been around 15 years now, man. I’ve seen the reaction, and you now kind of predict what they’re going to be or kind of prepare for how bad or nasty they could be. So, I tend to go negative all the time in terms of expectations. I just always assume somebody’s going to be, like, "He’s a fuckin’ idiot" because I’ve seen it so often.

That’s why I’m kind of fascinated by Twitter right now. There’s a world of celebrities jumping on to it. And, they’re, like, "I hear you get in touch with the fan base, and you can talk to people, and it’s fuckin’ fun." Once they start dealing with people who are, like, "You suck cock, you fuckin’ whore!" And, they spell ‘cock’ wrong, and it’s filled with bile and shit like that. These fuckers, their heads will explode. But, I’ve had 15 years to get used to it. I’ve been out there for so long that it’s, like, the good and the bad come together. And, I fully expect it, so much so that I’m kind of inured to it. I just expect more bad than good all the time. That’s what kind of pops me the loudest, but, you know, I’ve talked about it elsewhere…and I hesitate to talk about it here, because then I get shredded in the talkbacks, but I don’t read the talkbacks any more, so it don't fuckin' matter.

I started smoking weed like fuckin’ crazy after ZACK AND MIRI collapsed, and that really, kind of like, became a great filter. It didn’t filter out life; it just filtered out bullshit. It kind of opened up the third eye. I didn’t have that period in high school. I skipped it, I didn’t get stoned in high school, or I didn’t really have a college experience and shit like that. I was off making movies and whatnot.

So, I skipped that all, and it feels like I guess I’m kind of living it now. My wife’s kind of amused by the whole thing. I’m in that stage where I’m, like, "Did you know that legalization would prevent 95.6 percent of…" And, she’s, like, "Yeah, Kevin, when I was 18 once, too. Of course I know that." But, for me, it’s a real new thing. And, it’s been fantastic for dealing with shit like that. There was a moment--a moment--as I was leaving the stage in Chicago, going, "Arghhh, God, I’m fuckin’ ruined. They’re gonna beat me up on the Internet for crying on stage." And, then, now that I live in a kind of "weed era" of my life, this weed period, this deep haze of wonder and creativity, stuff like that doesn’t matter. I’m, like, "What the fuck? Why am I afraid of somebody who would make fun of me for crying about my dead father?" Doesn’t that really reflect more poorly on them than [on] you? Isn’t it nice that you liked your father enough to, as you talk about his death, get emotional about it. Get over yourself, Kevin. And, even if somebody fuckin says something, who gives a shit? Look at you. That’s the thing I’ve figured out.

That’s what weed taught me, too. I’d sit there going, Wait a second. All these things that people write on the Internet. And, again, they’re not all bad, but I used to gravitate towards it, because it’s, like, "Oh, what can I do to change this?" That’s the sad thing about that. You don’t pay attention to the people that actually like your stuff. You pay more attention to the ones who are trying to bring you down. You’re trying to win them over and shit. That’s just backwards and stupid.

But now, it’s just, like, they can say what they want and, honestly, they don’t take a fuckin’ dime out of my pocket, or piece of food off my table. Just because somebody fuckin’ rips me a new one cleverly online about one of my flicks, I don’t get laid one iota less. I still get laid. You sit there going, Wow, in the last 15 years, out of that 15 years, if you concentrated the time that I spent online trying to correct misconceptions about me, or when people write wrong shit. I never went after people for not liking the movies. That’s subjective, can’t do nothin’ about that, but going around correcting shit. I must have--concentrated time: two years, dude, two years of doing that online. Two years of my life—gone! I’ll never get back. As I’m fuckin’ cruisin’ toward the grave, believe me, I’m gonna be, like, "You piece of shit? I wasted so much time on you. I want those seconds back!" And, that’s a lot of seconds, dude, ’cause I used to do it a lot.

But, I tell ya’, man, that’s the thing I never figured out was always missing. The missing link was always weed, man. It just allows you to sit there and go, like, "Oh, my God, you’re so fuckin’ blessed. Why would ever be upset about anything? You’re way ahead of the curve, dude. You’re farther than you ever could have imagined. Kick back and smoke this shit away. Smoke your empire away. And, see if you can rebuild it; challenge yourself, for heaven’s sake" Stuff like that.

Capone: There are worse ways to go into ruin.

KS: I feel you, man, I feel you. And, you know what, at least I go into ruin happily. I’m in a much better mood and shit like that. So much so that I saw something online today. People think they like you, and they send you negative things that they’ve seen about you, and you’re, like, "I know you think this is done in friendship, but, dude, I don’t need to know." So, anyway, somebody sent me something, and it was negative. And, I looked at it, and I was just, like, "Huh, I guess that is one way to look at it." And, I fuckin’ moved on, because it was, like, Eh, it’s not true, but it’s one way to look at it.

Capone: I will say that the show--not knowing that that’s not how it was every time…

KS: Well, I mean, it is, except for the end. Generally, there are moments of the show, you know… Look, I’m chiefly there just to fuckin’ make people laugh, but, it’s not all superficial. We talk about some real stuff. But, that was kind of like the most “real” I guess one of those shows ever got, when somebody brought up my dad, and then I’m, like, "Hmmm, do I really want to head into this territory?" And, I was, like, you know what, he asked, and it would be shitty to kind of blow it off, because I’m worried about how I’m gonna sound, so I’m, like, "Fuck it, I can do it." I mean, come on, you’re on a stage. There’s no way you’re gonna…

And, then, your feelings just start welling up, and you can feel the choke in the back of your throat. And, then, you’re…"Omigod, this is gonna happen. I can’t help it, I can’t help it, I’m gonna actually gonna happen. And, it’s either leave the stage--rush off the stage, like an actress, some old actress, because I got the vapors, or just fuckin’ ride it out. And, be like, yeah, "I’m sorry. It was embarrassing, but, yeah, I’m a little sad. I’m a little upset that my father died." But, generally, it’s always like that. Like, the show the night before in Minneapolis and the show the next night in Ann Arbor--same show, except I didn’t cry at either show, because nobody asked about my father.

Capone: Between that and the stuff about Wayne Gretzky’s dad, it was Father’s Day that night, it really was. And, I gotta say, I was really moved by the whole thing. I’m thinking, I would never miss one of these shows when it comes back, because he might cry the next time too.

KS: [laughs] Well, thanks. Exactly. There’s always a distinct possibility. It's like, "Let’s get tickets to the fat CLERKS guy’s show. I hear he balls on stage! Bring up his father or Gretzky and watch him fuckin’ tear up, man." Yeah, look, what I like about those shows is it’s not…I mean, it’s so wrong to even call them shows. It’s not even a show, it’s conversation. I get up there, and we just start talking and, you know, it’s not…It’s like a filthy fuckin’ version of what Garrison Keillor does, or kind of like a less-monologued version of what Spaulding Gray used to do. It’s just me sitting up there talking, and [the audience] helps inasmuch as they tell me what they want to talk about. And, you know, makes my job even easier, because it means I don’t have to come with a bunch of material prepared.

Like, I know a lot of comics, and it’s so funny to me when I hear comics go, like, I got 20 minutes, man, I got 20 strong minutes, you know. And, I’m working on my 60 minutes, I got me an hour, I got an hour set, so I’m going to do, like, a Comedy Central special. I’m just, like, "Wow, an hour. What’s that like? How do you just a fuckin’ hour?" But, that’s because they have to stand up there and self generate. And, they have to make it work, they do stream of consciousness.

Me, I can rely on everybody else. I can be just, like, "Next," and then they start to ask a question, and I can either answer their question--straightforward answer their question--or answer it as entertainingly as I can. And, sometimes, that means I start telling a story that has nothing to do with the fuckin’ question asked, just to kind of keep it interesting and shit like that. But, always honest. That’s always been the key. I mean, I think that’s why they always come back. I’ve always been honest with them, and the audience has always been honest with me.

Capone: Yeah, I wonder, going back to the weed thing, which apparently all roads do at this point…

KS: Yeah, really.

Capone: Would Jay and Silent Bob be different people, if you'd been smoking during that period?

KS: I guess, I mean, yeah, truly. Like those characters, all of those movies were conceived and written through the perspective--the prism, if you will--of a guy who didn’t smoke weed. Before the Fourth of July 2008, dude, I think I smoked maybe 10 to 15 times on separate occasions in my life. I mean, it was, like, an annual thing, if that. There was a summer where I got stone a lot, but even that didn’t total up a lot, because then a friend of mine was, like, “You’re not funny anymore when you’re stoned.” And, that turned me off to weed for a long time. I was 18 years old, and, dude, all I had going for me was funny, you know what I’m saying? I was a fuckin’ fat piece of shit, and I was not an athlete, or anything like that. All I had going for me was the funny, so when someone says, “You’re just not funny when you’re stoned anymore,” I was, like, “I don’t need weed anymore!”

And, that kick-started a very progressive period of my life, where for the next almost 20 years, I just created work, kept doing stuff. Hey, my foot’s in the door, I’m going to throw my whole fat ass in the door. Let me in, I wanna keep doing it, and shit. And only, like, almost 20 years after that comment, really, I guess it would be…[pause]. Now, I'm 38, I was 18. Wow, it is, almost 20. I hadn’t even thought of this, 20 years after he said, “You’re not funny when you smoke,” and me going hardcore to build something and slowly building this dopey little empire, I’m now prepared to smoke it all away. I’m now prepared to just be, like, “You were right, and I did something about it, but now, I’m just going to enjoy it."

But, honestly, I found I’ve been more…I mean, this is not news to anybody, I’m not telling you anything new…I’m far more creative now, you know. I’ve been writing this “Batman: The Widening Gyre” miniseries, and I’m stoned all the time when I’m writing it. And, I swear, I’ll write it, and then, it’s not so much blackout, but forget, so much so that the next morning, I go to read what I wrote, and it’s, like, I’m that fuckin’ little cobbler and elves came and fuckin' wrote it in the night, because I’m, like, "This is better than anything I’ve ever written before." I mean, like, I’ve done comics, but this is way better.

It just focuses you, man. It filters out the bullshit. For me, with "Widening Gyre," it gets me over myself in terms of, like, I don’t think about the fact that I’m writing a comic book, you know. That’s always kind of the biggest danger--self-awareness--"I am aware that I am writing a comic book, so I am going to write as comic books are written, or try to write in the way that I think comics books are written, how people want to read it." But, then, when you’re kind of blazing, man, you’re just like, "You know what, I’m just going to tell the story the way it makes sense to me. And, maybe, I don’t need all these details, or I don’t feel the need to be impressive with the language. I’m just going to honor the characters and honor the setup." I wouldn’t even have tried the story that I’m writing--“Widening Gyre”--if it weren’t for the fact that I was kind of blazing left and right. I mean, it’s not like it’s a stoner story, but, I mean, it allows you to get more in touch with yourself. Again, I know I’m not telling anybody anything new.

But, look, I’m 38, now I’m 39, I cannot discount the fact that perhaps what happened after ZACK AND MIRI was a sort of nervous breakdown, or as close to a mid-life crisis as I could get. I mean, a mid-life crisis is when you sit there and go, "I’m this age, and I haven’t accomplished anything I wanted to. What have I done with my life?" I don’t have that. My problem is more, like, "I’m this age and I’ve done too fuckin’ much. Pick one thing." I’m not unfulfilled. But, my mid-life crisis was realizing that ‘me’, the guy that built his reputation on those filthy, talky little movies where they talk about sex and STAR WARS and geek culture, and all that stuff…I just couldn’t write like that anymore. I couldn’t do it, ’cause I was completely disconnected from the source. I haven’t wanted or yearned for in a fuckin’ long time, dude. It’s been, like, 15 years of ‘yes’ for me. Not in a bad way where I’m just, like, fuckin’ bathing in baby blood to stay young and buying 16 cars a week, but it’s been a world where I get to do whatever I want.

When I made CLERKS, you know, I was all fuckin’ prototypical emo, dude. I was, like, tearing up my shirt, "If I can’t make this film, I’ll just die!" And now, I live in a world where if I can’t make this film, nah, I’ll just make another film. The opportunity is there, so what opportunity does, it takes away passion. It’s like having a dog. Dogs all used to wild, right, feral dogs, animals out in the wild. And then, they learned essentially over time that by kind of appearing cute to human beings, they wouldn’t have to go out and hunt, ’cause human beings would just fuckin’ throw them food to them to eat and shit.

So, the learned behavior with that for me was I could write about people who were, like, uncertain or didn’t have it together, or broke, or didn’t know how to express themselves, or had weird fuckin’ male sexual insecurity, because (a) I was in my 20s, and we were all rife with that at that time, and (b) because I was still connected to the source. I was still closer to that era than I was to now, my adult years. As years go on, it’s, like, I can’t write about fuckin’ what it’s like to be unhappy. I haven’t been unhappy in 15 fuckin’ years. I mean, even my unhappiness is still considered happy by most of the people’s standards, because I don’t really have to work. Like, I work, but it’s not work, because it doesn’t feel like work, because I enjoy my job so much. So, essentially, they pay me to do shit I would do for free.

You know, dude, I spent a whole day just talking on Twitter. Like, I could do that, because I don’t have to fuckin’ work. I mean, it happened to be a vacation day, and everyone was off on Labor Day, but still, I mean a job job-type job. And, I’m appreciative of that all the time. I get how fuckin’ blessed I am about the whole thing, but because of that, you just get further and further removed from that which kick-started you.

And, that was sad. I mean, that was beyond sad. It was devastating. It was devastating the day I realized that, like, I can’t do this anymore, ’cause it’s too easy at this point. Like, I could do this in my sleep, but it’s disingenuous. Like, I love ZACK AND MIRI. I mean, I think it turned out well, but I look at ZACK AND MIRI, and I look at CHASING AMY, and I go, Okay, two movies cut from similar cloth. What’s the difference? One is made with the passion and brio of somebody who is desperate to get their message across, desperate to communicate desperate to say, "If I don’t make this film, I’m gonna die." And, the other one was made by a guy who was, like, "Well, that’s the movie I chose to do that year." And, it’s just not the same thing. I mean, ZACK AND MIRI happened very easily, very quickly. Seth [Rogen] read it. He loved it. The Weinsteins are, like, “Great. We got Seth Rogen. Let’s make it.” It came together. The shooting went well, no fighting, everything was copacetic. But, there’s just not same, like…you know, for CHASING AMY, people were sleeping on couches, dude. We were stacked five men to an apartment and shit like that. That world is gone. That world produces something that I can’t bring back to this world. I can’t replicate the type of films I did.

All these people were, like, "He’s not a fuckin’ filmmaker." They’ve always been right. Those aren’t films, dude. That is me, tearing my fuckin’ chest open, diggin’ in and pullin’ out big fatty chunks of my oversized, enlarged cow-like heart, slappin’ it between two platters, puttin’ it on a fuckin’ projector, flickin’ the switch, and going, LOOK. "That’s me, that ain’t fuckin’ film." I wasn’t out there makin’ films. I ain’t Scorsese, I ain’t Kubrick. I was out there fuckin’ makin’ essays that just happened to kind of resemble movies in a weird way. I was out there bloggin’ before there was a blog, by way of a movie.

I mean, CLERKS viewed through my historical prism--I don’t know how everyone else sees it, and I love it, and I won’t take anything away from it…I realize it’s cultural and pop cultural significance, or whatever--but I look at it now, CLERKS wasn’t the first film as much as it was the world’s most expensive icebreaker. It was just me going, “Hi, my name’s Kevin Smith.” That’s it, you know. It was just an intro to the audience. And, for the next 15 years, all I did was keep talking to the audience.

And, I used to do it with the films, but then, it was like I didn’t need to do it with the films anymore, you know. The films attracted people to me, because they identified with the material. I get why people don’t like Kevin Smith movies, because it’s not for everybody, man. And, I’m not saying, "Hey, it’s only for people who are smart or understand." Not everyone wants to feel that way. Not everyone wants to watch somebody kind of pour their heart out and shit like that. Some people just want to be entertained. Or, they look at the medium as, like, "Hey, dude, if you’re going to write fuckin’ love letters and blog, do it on paper or online. Don’t do it in film. I don’t want to be bothered with it." But, I’m, like, "Hey, dude, don’t go see it."

Some people feel like film should be reserved for just this one specific thing, as opposed to being something that everybody can do. You know, if you’re not doing it the way [David] Fincher does it, then you’re not a filmmaker. If you don’t do it the way Scorsese does it, then you’re not a filmmaker. You know what? They’re right. And, you know what? They’re absolutely fuckin’ wrong. They don’t know what they’re talkin’ about. So, yeah, once again, that all comes from smokin’ weed. [Both laugh] Years ago, I couldn’t have made that distinction. Now I can.

Capone: You kind of have that classic songwriter’s dilemma. I think Bruce Springsteen has a lyric in one of his songs about how he gets paid a king's ransom for doing something that comes naturally, which he feels kind of guilty about, but also, yeah, once you’re not really struggling, how can you write songs about working class people? That’s the age-old dilemma.

KS: You can't, dude, you can't. I mean, Bruce still kind of can, if you listen to “My City in Ruins,” it doesn’t sound like it’s made by a guy who has billions of dollars at his disposal. It’s still searing and heartfelt. As for me, I can’t. Like, for me, I feel disingenuous. Like, again, I don’t disown ZACK AND MIRI. I love ZACK AND MIRI, but I look at it, and go, You know what, this is not why I got into the game. I didn’t get into this just to make a movie. I got into it to kind of give something out there, pull something out of my chest, and put it out there and see who responded to it in that way.

And, ZACK AND MIRI, it’s just like--again, I’m not dismissing it or dissing it, I love it--but, it’s masturbatory, dude. It’s literally me making a film about the story of my life, like, I’ve now run out of fuckin’ shit to talk about. I’m so desperate to reach back to the source that, because I’m so disconnected from it, that--instead--I wind up making a film about the beginning, you know what I’m saying. Like, ZACK AND MIRI is just really the story of CLERKS with dicks and pussies on display. Yeah, it’s just that we swap out ‘PORNO’ for the word ‘CLERKS’, and it’s the same fuckin’ thing, except me and Mos [producer Scott Mosier] never got down. Not yet, anyway.

So, I look at it, and I’m happy with it, but, I’m just like, You know, that’s fine for other people, man, like, I get it on a certain level, too, Film is now, it used to be my passion. And, I’m still passionate about it, but it’s more my vocation than my passion, because I’ve been doing it for so long, people are just, like, Yeah, you’re a filmmaker, dude. We know. We understand, that’s how you’re identified. So, I don’t have to be, like, “I’m a filmmaker.” I don’t have to tell people anymore. And, if you’re not telling people, if they’re just assuming it, then, I don’t know, you’re not expressing it, you’re not kind of digging into passion. It takes passion and kind of being a novice or ‘wanting’ more than ‘being’ to be the person who steps out there and says, ‘I’m this’ when you’re not yet.

My sister had given me a piece of advice when I was a kid, you know, she was, like…It was at about the time that I was thinking about getting into film, around my 21st birthday, I was talking about, “Yeah, I saw this movie SLACKER. It really kicked my interest off, and I’m now just really immersed in indie film. I really want to be a filmmaker in a big, bad way.” And, my sister was, like, “Well, just be a filmmaker.” And, I was, like, “Yeah, that’s the idea--I want to be a filmmaker.” And, she was, like, “No, don’t just be a filmmaker. You are a filmmaker. You don’t have to wait until you make a film to become a filmmaker. If you just kind of look at life through the eyes of a filmmaker, just believing you are a filmmaker and that’s what you are, you’re just a filmmaker who hasn’t had the chance to make his film yet, I think you’ll have a lot easier time achieving your goals.” And, godammit, if she wasn’t right. It was some psychobabble bullshit, but at age 21-22, it totally connected.

And, I did at that moment. I was just like, you know what, I don’t wanna be, I am that. I’m a filmmaker, and I’m doing everything I can to get to the point where I can actually show you the film that’s in my head. But, those days are gone. I’m not that type of filmmaker anymore. But, it is my vocation, and, I’m given opportunity to do it. And, I’m sure some people would be, like, Hey, fuckin’ move out of the way, and let somebody who wants to do it, do it. But, I’m sorry, by virtue of the fact that I’ve done it a few times, there are people out there who want me to continue doing it, people with money. People hire me to do it. And, I’m not against it, I like doing it. So, I’m gonna keep doing it, and by virtue of the fact that I keep doing it, I keep getting kind of better at it.

A COUPLE OF DICKS--nobody’s gonna believe I directed this movie, because it looks so average. And, when I say ‘average’, I mean that in a good way, like, it looks like everybody else’s movie now. Back in the days, you’d look at my flick and you’d be, like, "Oh, that’s by the motherfucker who made CLERKS. You can tell, because it looks so terrible. His camera won’t move." A COUPLE OF DICKS, man, it looks like 48 HOURS. It looks like BEVERLY HILLS COP, LETHAL WEAPON. And, I know some people are, like, "Great, your movie looks like an '80s movie." But, hey, I’m on a slow curve. What the fuck do you want from me?

You know, my film school has been in front of everybody. I’m not ashamed of that. I mean, I’ve been given this rarefied position, dude, where it’s, like, somebody handing me the golden ticket. Yeah, I made a fuckin’ indie flick like everybody else, and I was in the right place, right time, and Harvey Weinstein gave me a fuckin’ golden ticket, and forced me to become a personality by being, like, Get out there and talk about your fuckin’ movie, it ain’t got anybody else in it, so you become the front man. So, that forces you to become the front man. You’re out front and center, and here I am talking to you, talking to everybody about the flicks. And, you become something of a personality, and suddenly, you’ve got this amazing golden-ticket life, where you’re just like, "Wow, it keeps happening, over and over again. And, people like what we’ve done. And, some people fuckin’ can’t stand it, but some people absolutely dig it." And, because of those people, you’re inspired to go on, and keep doing it, and shit like that.

But, I think I’d do those people a disservice if I go about it rotely, you know what I’m saying. I’ve got to make movies from that place, like, If I don’t make this, I’m gonna fuckin’ die. And, I wasn’t going to be able to do that anymore with the dick-and-fart-joke movies, because when I started them…you know, like, I made CLERKS because CLERKS didn’t exist. I wanted to see a movie that I identified with. I had been watching movies since I was a kid, and it’s always the hero who’s in charge and svelte, and he always knows what to do, and maybe, he faces a setback, but the dude’s a winner from the beginning. And, then, by the end of the movie, he’s just an even bigger winner.

I don’t identify with that at all. I’m a big fuckin’ loser from Jersey, workin’ in a convenience store, so I wanted to make something that I identify with. I wanted to put me and my friends up on the screen, so I can look up there and be, like, "Wow, man, I get it, I get it." Now, in ’93-'94, there wasn’t any of that. And, so I got to do it. And, since I am the world’s biggest Kevin Smith fan, I was delighted, because, Holy Shit, this guy Kevin Smith made a Kevin Smith movie. And, I like the sense of humor, and I like what they’re talking about. And, they talk about shit that I’m interested in, like fuckin’ geek shit and STAR WARS and pussy. And, he’s trying to tell his other friend he’s gay and shit, like it’s a bad thing. I recognize these characters.

So, when that kind of happens, other people see what you do, and they go, Hey, you can do that now? And, I’m not even fuckin’ speculating, because some people are like, "How dare you be so arrogant to think you’ve had an influence." It’s like, "Look, folks, I know some of y’all hate me, but you can’t say I haven’t fuckin’ had an influence." It’s impossible to deny it. I’m told by people on a regular basis, still. Edgar Wright was just, like, "Dude, 'Spaced' only exists because we fuckin’ went to your CHASING AMY Q&A in London, and Simon [Pegg] got up and asked you a question, because we were so blown away that you were allowed to talk about comic books or all the stupid minutia that nobody talked about in movies. I mean, you showed a fuckin’ hotel ballroom Comic-Con. And, suddenly, what I did, I had the benefit of putting on screen, I had the benefit of being first--the first guy to put on screen the shit that matters to people like us. Then other people are, like, "Oh, you can do that? Shit."

And, look, the only reason I did it is because I saw RESERVOIR DOGS, and they started talking about Madonna at the top of the movie. And, I’m, like, "Oh, shit, now dialogue counts if you’re not talking about dialogue, like that? You can just go off on tangents and deconstruct things? Shit, I do that with my friends all the time. I’m going to write that into my movie."

So, it inspires, it goes on. It feeds on, and then other people jump up, and they do it because of you. But then, there are more people, who are not doing it because they’re, like, "Oooooh, I love this shit so much." But then, you got some people looking at your shit, going, "Well, I liked it, but I can do better than that." I mean, that’s how I got into it. I saw Richard Linklater’s SLACKER. I said, “I love this movie, but if this counts as a movie, Jesus Christ, I think I could make a movie, too.” You know, that mixture of honoring it.

So, when it comes to, say, 2007 and shit…that was like when Judd [Apatow] kind of shows up on the scene with THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN. I guess that would be 2006?

Capone: 2005 actually.

KS: But, by the time you get to KNOCKED UP, 2007--that corridor, somewhere in that corridor, 2005 to 2007, THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN, KNOCKED UP--Judd essentially showed up and said, “I can do this movie way better, way more audience friendly. And, it’ll make way more money.” And, he was absolutely right. So, I’m not saying, "Hey, man, Judd makes the exact same movie I did," but Judd definitely makes a similar movie to the type of movies that I make and traditionally have made.

But then, when I see Judd doing it, and doing well with it…and now, you throw a rock, and every week a bromantic comedy comes out, and the hero of every movie is now a fuckin’ loser schlub and shit like that, guess what, man? I identify with the people on the screen now. So, there’s no more need for me to do those movies, because people who are far more talented than me have now picked up the ball and ran with it.

And now, I get to kick back as a movie viewer and be, like, "Okay, now there’s a fuckin’ glut of movies about losers, and that’s great, because back in the day, there were none. Now, I see myself in a lot of comedies out there, a lot of flicks." So, you know, at that point, you sit there and go, Okay, well, if everyone’s got this shit covered, why are you doing it anymore, ’cause your fuckin’ bite ain’t sharp anymore, old man. Like, these cats are young, they’re all going to be better at it.

All you’re left with, really, is the benefit of having done it first, because now people will redefine it, and redefine it, and turn it into what it ultimately becomes. But, it was cool, it was cool to be out there first, kind of talking about shit that people didn’t really talk about in movies. And, now, it’s cool to see people do it. Anytime somebody references STAR WARS in a movie, you don’t think I feel proud? You know what I’m saying? And, anybody who would be, like, "Oh, you arrogant, cocksuckin’ prick, how can you think…?" Dude, it has everything to do with CLERKS. Nobody was talking about STAR WARS pre-CLERKS anymore. They hadn’t talked about fuckin’ STAR WARS since RETURN OF THE JEDI back in ’83. It had been quiet, dude, real quiet. And then, we started talking about STAR WARS in the movie, and people were, like, "You can do that? That counts? You can just talk about fuckin’ somebody else’s movie, and that counts?"

I mean, granted, I realize I lowered the bar, but that was the kind of movie I wanted to see. That was the kind of movie I made. And now, I don’t want to make that kind of movie anymore. I’m not against it, but I’m just, like, Shit, everyone’s doing it, so I’ll get fulfilled watching everyone else’s movie. And, that’s when you sit there asking, "Well, okay, what kind of filmmaker, if any, do you want to be now? And, what is it that’s going to fuel you?" And, by God, this HIT SOMEBODY picture is it? It’s all I live and breathe now. That’s the hockey film, based on the Warren Zevon song that Mitch Albom wrote the lyrics for. I mean, that’s the movie, dude, that’s the movie where, like, you know, "If I don’t make this, I will fuckin’ DIE!" It has nothing to do with other movies anymore. It has nothing to do with, like, if I don’t make this, eh, I’ll make another movie. This is the flick where I’m, like, Clear the decks, ’cause I’m not doing shit until this is done. This is where I dig the fuck in. I’m not interested in moving on.

Like, you know, I did interviews in the beginning of my career, where I talked about, I think I have 10 movies in me. And, guess what, that’s going to be Number Ten. So, I got to honor the superstition. Look, I’m not finding any fuckin’ money on RED STATE, because it’s so fuckin’ blatantly uncommercial and very, very marginal in terms of its subject matter. That money’s not forthcoming any time soon. And, so I concentrate on something where my heart actually is, so that there’s a fuckin’ chance, dude, a hope in hell that I can make something that has that fuckin’ fire and that passion in it that CLERKS had, that CHASING AMY had. I mean, it’s not…That didn’t come from desperation or not having the means. That just came from because I was so fuckin’ in love with the material, I was, like, I just gotta share this. If only people could see the world the way I see it, through this particular picture, man, they would get it. So, that’s where I am now, but I wouldn’t have gotten there back in the day, ’cause I was always the dude who was, like, "I write and direct my own stuff. I would never direct something that somebody else wrote or conceived or something like that."

And, then, I did the “Reaper” pilot a couple years back, and I was, like, "You know what? I feel like I brought something to it. I read that script, and I saw that pilot. And, I think the pilot was better than the script. Not to dis the writers, by any stretch of the imagination, but I feel like I brought something to it. So, I felt like I had that in my back pocket, like, "Good to know." All those years that I said, "Ughh, why would you hire me to direct something I didn’t write, I’m such an idiot." I got to see what it looked like, and maybe I wasn’t such an idiot.

But, yet, this movie, you know, is lighter than air. I mean, it’s fun, and there’s great stuff in it. But, it’s, like, nobody looks at DIE HARD and goes, "What is the searing, human message at the center of DIE HARD? I found it inscrutable. Do you think it had something to do with the Israeli conflict?" It’s a movie, dude. You go, eat popcorn, you have fun, you leave. And A COUPLE OF DICKS, very much that same thing. It’s just weird that I wound up making it.

But, it paved the way for HIT SOMEBODY, because suddenly, when I was in this world of, like, Okay, I will direct somebody’s script that I didn’t write, which I always said I would never do. Suddenly, it opens the door to something else, where I’m just, like, "Okay, I didn’t write this, and I’m making this. Well, maybe, I don’t always need to fuckin’ think of the stories, or the things that I’m going to write necessarily myself. I mean, you’re a writer. It doesn’t mean you necessarily always have to come up with it."

I didn’t even think in terms like that. It just kind of happened all at the same time, ’cause I was thinking about the Warren Zevon song so much. And, I was just, like, "Man, I love story songs, number one. I said, Number two, this just feels like a movie to me. This sounds like a movie. This is a movie waiting to fuckin’ happen. So, I got very interested in it and started plotting a movie out in my head, and then I started looking for who owned it, because Warren was dead. And everything pointed back to Mitch as the guy controlling it, because Mitch Albom had written the lyrics for it. So, I met Mitch on the phone, or first online and shit--and, he didn’t know who I was from Adam, but I know who he is--and, I was just, like, "Hey, man, this hockey song, 'Hit Somebody,' I’m really interested in turning it into a film. I guessed he sniffed around, and people were, like, "I wouldn’t say he’s legit, but he’s made movies before."

So, then we started talking about it one night. And, he could see how passionate I was about the subject matter. Taking a song and turning it into a whole feature may seem like a dubious effort, but you gotta listen to that song. It laid out the three-act structure beautifully, and all you have to do is put meat on its bones. And, you know, I’ve just kind of been shaping it for the last year. And, I’ve found the meat, and now it’s time to hang it on the bones, ’cause I think I’m ready to do it.

And, I think I’m the right guy for the job because, ultimately, it’s a movie about hockey, but it’s not a hockey movie. It’s about a hockey player who’s no damn good at it. It’s about a guy who wants so badly to play in the NHL, but he’s just not good. He can’t handle the puck, not a great skater, he’s got no talent. All drive, all passion, no talent. So, in the ’70s when the WHA[World Hockey Association] kicked open its doors--the alternate hockey league or the competing hockey league to the NHL--the talent pool got drained. So, suddenly, they needed players on both sides, and there were people getting into the game that weren’t particularly good at hockey, but they were really good at defense, in as much as they would just go out and beat the shit out of people. "Goons" they called them. So, goon hockey was huge in the ’70s for that reason. You got people with their names on the Stanley Cup, you know, who maybe I’d probably play hockey better than, based on pure skill level, puck handling and whatnot.

That to me is just such a beautiful, compelling story, because you’re talking about people who are, like, "Look, I know I’m not good at it, but I want it so badly. I want to be involved and around it so badly that I will take the lowest fuckin’ role there is in this game, if you will just let me in." Tell me that doesn’t sound familiar, dude, you know what I’m saying? So, of course, I fuckin’ love the subject matter. Of course, that movie’s going to kick all sorts of fuckin’ ass. It may not be good, but you’re gonna feel HIT SOMEBODY in a big, bad fuckin’ way. I’m primed, I’m primed, I’m ready for it.




I'm going to cut the interview off here. Hope you're finding this interesting or at least damn funny. Lots more hopes and dreams and weed smoking from Mr. Smith. See you back here next week with Part Dos.



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Ah, yes, the genious behind Zack and Miri
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
02:08:39 PM
Legend My Ass!
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
02:12:19 PM
wow
by BadMrWonka
Nov 20th, 2009
02:12:24 PM
lol, you gotta love the assholes that just jump right in
by BadMrWonka
Nov 20th, 2009
02:13:22 PM
Kevin Smith sucks
by newmoon4545
Nov 20th, 2009
02:15:26 PM
He liked the Dark Knight
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
02:17:55 PM
tl;dr - I really like weed
by CmdX
Nov 20th, 2009
02:17:56 PM
FO' TWENNY ERRYDAY!
by ebonic_plague
Nov 20th, 2009
02:22:25 PM
I was at that Chicago show
by CmdX
Nov 20th, 2009
02:23:04 PM
Cool piece....
by Jobacca
Nov 20th, 2009
02:23:19 PM
everyone... GO OUTSIDE
by CENOBITE
Nov 20th, 2009
02:23:37 PM
Scratch that
by CmdX
Nov 20th, 2009
02:24:14 PM
Interesting guy
by Human_Bean_Juice_
Nov 20th, 2009
02:24:45 PM
Here come the Smith Apologists
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
02:28:12 PM
This is simple talkback baiting
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 20th, 2009
02:30:21 PM
Honestly, though...
by ebonic_plague
Nov 20th, 2009
02:32:35 PM
Kevin Smith still has fans?
by nightheat500
Nov 20th, 2009
02:34:08 PM
KS seems like a cool dude.
by bobbofatz
Nov 20th, 2009
02:36:07 PM
"You suck cok, you fuckin’ whore!"
by brodiebruce_405
Nov 20th, 2009
02:36:21 PM
He does talk a long time
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
02:36:43 PM
Remember when Smith reamed my Z&M; review?
by NinjaRap
Nov 20th, 2009
02:37:13 PM
and Kevin... you aren't 20 anymore...
by CENOBITE
Nov 20th, 2009
02:38:04 PM
Where is Gus Van Rant???
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 20th, 2009
02:40:11 PM
ebonic_plague
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 20th, 2009
02:40:43 PM
mmm... The Griddle...
by CENOBITE
Nov 20th, 2009
02:41:45 PM
If anyone doubts Smith's taste, read his EPISODE II review
by YackBacker
Nov 20th, 2009
02:44:41 PM
RE: Rocco Curioso
by Capone
Nov 20th, 2009
02:47:36 PM
KEVIN SMITH: THE LEGEND OF CRAP
by HaterofCrap
Nov 20th, 2009
02:49:00 PM
Kevin Smith is a legend?
by ominus
Nov 20th, 2009
02:52:27 PM
Is this the same dude who played "Warlock" in DIE HARD 4?
by YackBacker
Nov 20th, 2009
02:59:25 PM
Smodcast is Awesome
by erichaislar
Nov 20th, 2009
03:06:38 PM
The current Kevin Smith
by Samuel Fulmer
Nov 20th, 2009
03:06:48 PM
Got to give the guy credit on the merchandise
by Samuel Fulmer
Nov 20th, 2009
03:09:09 PM
Nerds with fingers
by ChocolateJesus
Nov 20th, 2009
03:10:18 PM
I'm sure he's hilarious but..
by Aloy
Nov 20th, 2009
03:11:04 PM
Great interview.
by Nordling
Nov 20th, 2009
03:32:53 PM
I will say, after reading the interview that KS needs therapy
by YackBacker
Nov 20th, 2009
03:47:38 PM
Kind of agree with YackBacker
by Samuel Fulmer
Nov 20th, 2009
03:51:58 PM
Whatever happened with Fletch?...
by eustisclay
Nov 20th, 2009
04:02:04 PM
I THINK SMITH IS GETTING BETTER AS A WRITER/DIRECTOR....
by TehCreepyThinMan
Nov 20th, 2009
04:02:36 PM
Nerds are so jealous of Kevin Smith
by MacReady452
Nov 20th, 2009
04:05:54 PM
AICN kissing ass to this guys so
by newmoon4545
Nov 20th, 2009
04:06:50 PM
SMITH NEEDS TO HIT THE GYM....
by TehCreepyThinMan
Nov 20th, 2009
04:06:52 PM
His wife is right.
by Mostholy
Nov 20th, 2009
04:09:12 PM
Kevin Smith and Bruce Campbell
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
04:10:50 PM
An excellent actor and director
by medium_messiah
Nov 20th, 2009
04:20:17 PM
when is aicn gonna join the 21st century
by brabon300
Nov 20th, 2009
04:21:18 PM
WEED IS SO FUNNY!
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
04:23:07 PM
say what you will about his movies
by HebrewLantern
Nov 20th, 2009
04:25:01 PM
And Shit Like That
by kevinwillis.net
Nov 20th, 2009
04:27:35 PM
lockesbrokenleg, GO WATCH TRANSFORMERS ROTF YOU JERKOFF!!!
by TehCreepyThinMan
Nov 20th, 2009
04:34:52 PM
TehCreepyThinMan
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
04:36:45 PM
Idris Elba in Thor!
by jaysin420
Nov 20th, 2009
04:36:47 PM
AICN WILL NEVER POST AUDIO FROM INTERVIEWS....
by TehCreepyThinMan
Nov 20th, 2009
04:38:26 PM
I WOULDN'T EXPECT MY WORDS TO HURT YOU.....
by TehCreepyThinMan
Nov 20th, 2009
04:41:03 PM
Is this fella still 300 pounds and ballooning fast?
by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave
Nov 20th, 2009
04:44:03 PM
Kevin Smith and RED STATE...
by Jobacca
Nov 20th, 2009
05:01:47 PM
TehCreepyThinMan
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
05:07:29 PM
A Couple of Cops is such a shitty title
by Browncoat_Jedi
Nov 20th, 2009
05:20:17 PM
meh
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Nov 20th, 2009
05:20:42 PM
lockesbrokenleg, GO SUCK OFF A VULCAN THEN!!!
by TehCreepyThinMan
Nov 20th, 2009
05:21:46 PM
Browncoat_Jedi, A COUPLE OF PIGS IS A BETTER TITLE!!!FACT!!!
by TehCreepyThinMan
Nov 20th, 2009
05:22:41 PM
Im a big Kevin Smith fan
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Nov 20th, 2009
05:27:24 PM
The True Pinback - "Byte Me"
by Alen Smithee
Nov 20th, 2009
05:28:14 PM
How the fuck is Kevin Smith a Legend?
by Stegman84
Nov 20th, 2009
05:31:11 PM
Could only make it halfway through....
by MrPoop
Nov 20th, 2009
05:33:14 PM
I'm surprised Kevin Smith isn't a clerk
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
05:37:05 PM
Hey Rubio...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
05:54:21 PM
surprised to hear that he's not that proud of Zack and Miri
by Stifler's Mom
Nov 20th, 2009
05:58:07 PM
Oh, and Rubio...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
05:58:17 PM
Red State and the Hockey Flick sound cool
by Tall_Boy66
Nov 20th, 2009
06:04:49 PM
But he really should finish that Daredevil comic
by Tall_Boy66
Nov 20th, 2009
06:07:52 PM
Criticism on AICN
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
06:08:12 PM
Hey Tall_Boy66
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
06:12:07 PM
Can I have his mailing address?
by BurnedNotice_Dude
Nov 20th, 2009
06:41:25 PM
RIGHT ON BURNED NOTICE GUY!
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
06:44:47 PM
I bet he donated money to Capone.
by BurnedNotice_Dude
Nov 20th, 2009
06:45:13 PM
Right...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
06:46:59 PM
Judd Apatow
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
06:52:57 PM
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back come to life
by Bouncy X
Nov 20th, 2009
06:57:40 PM
wow pnnback
by medium_messiah
Nov 20th, 2009
06:57:56 PM
Not at all Messiah...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
07:06:30 PM
Why doesn't Smith produce Red State?
by The Dum Guy
Nov 20th, 2009
07:11:06 PM
Bouncy X
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
07:15:05 PM
Mid-Life Crisis: The Interview
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Nov 20th, 2009
07:15:41 PM
This is why I like Kevin Smith so much
by PorkChopXpress
Nov 20th, 2009
07:16:28 PM
okay
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
07:18:15 PM
how old are you fuckers
by Happy Boy
Nov 20th, 2009
07:23:52 PM
Really, shilling weed???
by jimbojones123
Nov 20th, 2009
07:25:29 PM
Dude, I'm fucling in my 30s and I don't get Smith
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
07:28:18 PM
Hate hate, hate hate hate.
by MCVamp
Nov 20th, 2009
07:30:03 PM
I think this is a fair statement...
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
07:30:06 PM
I don't want to be a director and never did.
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
07:33:52 PM
Actually, forget I said anything...
by MCVamp
Nov 20th, 2009
07:33:53 PM
Weed is harmless...
by blackmantis
Nov 20th, 2009
07:35:20 PM
This dude badly needs to get over himself
by Geekgasm
Nov 20th, 2009
07:37:48 PM
nothing wrong with smoking weed
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Nov 20th, 2009
07:48:00 PM
Yeah, nothing wrong with doing drugs
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
07:50:22 PM
Pinback
by myspoonistoobig
Nov 20th, 2009
07:52:17 PM
Alot of productive members of society smoke weed....
by The Dum Guy
Nov 20th, 2009
07:54:14 PM
you guys on
by HarryLove
Nov 20th, 2009
08:06:03 PM
here are
by HarryLove
Nov 20th, 2009
08:11:10 PM
Pinback
by THE WALLACE
Nov 20th, 2009
08:11:34 PM
Clerks GREAT! Rest not so good :(
by Niger_Hating_White_Boy_88
Nov 20th, 2009
08:27:31 PM
I have a theory...
by The Dum Guy
Nov 20th, 2009
08:32:41 PM
lockes is 30??!
by TheJokesOnUs
Nov 20th, 2009
08:36:30 PM
PINBACK's sfx work= maker of Real Dolls...
by TheJokesOnUs
Nov 20th, 2009
08:42:49 PM
"YOU are the ones that are the ball lickers.."
by MacReady452
Nov 20th, 2009
08:54:55 PM
PorkChopXpress
by MacReady452
Nov 20th, 2009
09:09:05 PM
Holy crap Capone
by ltgalloway
Nov 20th, 2009
09:10:37 PM
Hey Niger_Hating_White_Boy_88--
by blackmantis
Nov 20th, 2009
09:14:17 PM
IF YOU DON'T LOVE KEVIN SMITH'S WORK
by PatientZer0
Nov 20th, 2009
09:28:02 PM
AND ABOUT WEED:
by PatientZer0
Nov 20th, 2009
09:30:48 PM
TheJokesOnUs
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
09:39:46 PM
Bill Hicks: on weed...
by The Dum Guy
Nov 20th, 2009
09:41:25 PM
Unless Smith's dream was to be a media whore...
by Stegman84
Nov 20th, 2009
10:11:33 PM
blackmantis
by Niger_Hating_White_Boy_88
Nov 20th, 2009
10:16:23 PM
Smith was great in Die Hard
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 20th, 2009
10:26:39 PM
any reviews on THREEVENING WITH KEVIN SMITH?
by Meadowe
Nov 20th, 2009
10:38:35 PM
Ask Smith when he's going to make me laugh.
by Onin Solstice
Nov 20th, 2009
10:47:52 PM
Stegman84 has said all that needs to be said
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
10:58:49 PM
he couldve been the king
by HarryLove
Nov 20th, 2009
11:08:47 PM
Stegman84 Should Be Running This Site!
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
11:09:43 PM
KEVIN SMITH...LEGEND???
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
11:33:33 PM
Wow, this is gonna need damage control
by reflecto
Nov 20th, 2009
11:34:48 PM
finally a talkback about weed...
by iwasredempted
Nov 20th, 2009
11:37:23 PM
And yeah - I think he's depressed and in a rut
by reflecto
Nov 20th, 2009
11:37:56 PM
WEED
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
11:44:47 PM
Stegman84, WELL SAID!
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Nov 20th, 2009
11:44:58 PM
I remember when Kevin was doing scripts for every genre property
by reflecto
Nov 20th, 2009
11:47:56 PM
Fett
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
11:48:34 PM
One thing I can't forgive you for though Kev
by reflecto
Nov 20th, 2009
11:50:00 PM
THE GREEN HORNET
by THE TRUE PINBACK
Nov 20th, 2009
11:52:05 PM
I like some of Smith's movies and he seems like a cool guy but
by snallyg
Nov 21st, 2009
12:00:29 AM
NEXT TIME SMOKE WEED *AFTER* THE INTERVIEW
by Toilet_Terror
Nov 21st, 2009
12:05:54 AM
i have to agree...
by iwasredempted
Nov 21st, 2009
12:16:48 AM
all this talk about weed makes me want to...
by iwasredempted
Nov 21st, 2009
12:22:03 AM
Dammit.... you've all forced me into it!
by The Dum Guy
Nov 21st, 2009
12:25:27 AM
Anyone who fucks with fanboys is okay in my book...
by BurnHollywood
Nov 21st, 2009
12:26:48 AM
smith rules
by plus44boy
Nov 21st, 2009
12:35:27 AM
Kevin Smith might cry at all this negativity...
by GunterMonkey
Nov 21st, 2009
12:39:11 AM
And Mr. Smith, one more thing...
by GunterMonkey
Nov 21st, 2009
12:44:03 AM
go for it The Dum Guy....
by iwasredempted
Nov 21st, 2009
12:45:39 AM
Kevin Smith is a "personal" director?
by GunterMonkey
Nov 21st, 2009
12:46:24 AM
"AICN Legends" is generic and pretentious
by ParagonComplex
Nov 21st, 2009
12:50:23 AM
One thing about Kevin Smith...
by p0llk4t
Nov 21st, 2009
01:04:58 AM
it sounds to me like kevin smith...
by iwasredempted
Nov 21st, 2009
01:06:36 AM
sonovabitch...fucking edit button people...
by iwasredempted
Nov 21st, 2009
01:07:29 AM
My advice to Smith...
by BurnHollywood
Nov 21st, 2009
01:08:37 AM
anyway...as i was saying...
by iwasredempted
Nov 21st, 2009
01:19:42 AM
Stegman84 and all his followers
by MacReady452
Nov 21st, 2009
01:37:14 AM
HIT SOMEBODY
by irvingberlinalexanderputz
Nov 21st, 2009
01:55:43 AM
He should switch to cocaine. David Bowie
by Dingbatty
Nov 21st, 2009
02:01:02 AM
The mid-life crisis came after Zack and Miri? Really?
by Nerd Rage
Nov 21st, 2009
02:02:52 AM
Outlawing weed is like
by Nerd Rage
Nov 21st, 2009
02:10:49 AM
Smith should become an advocate for weed legalization
by Nerd Rage
Nov 21st, 2009
02:13:21 AM
Hollywood needs more meltdown interviews
by Nerd Rage
Nov 21st, 2009
02:21:20 AM
Oprah would make Smith blubber like a baby
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 21st, 2009
02:36:39 AM
Just do more stoner movies
by Nerd Rage
Nov 21st, 2009
02:59:25 AM
It only took 15 years..
by Cobb05
Nov 21st, 2009
04:09:49 AM
Damn you Capone.
by DutchRudder
Nov 21st, 2009
04:31:01 AM
Smiths hockey movie
by HarryLove
Nov 21st, 2009
04:54:21 AM
after I'd actually paid to see Smith do his thing
by andrewsubtitle
Nov 21st, 2009
06:04:47 AM
Ha I love this.
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Nov 21st, 2009
06:22:48 AM
I don't mind him at all, but maybe he needs a break..
by quantize
Nov 21st, 2009
06:34:07 AM
Drug addiction
by andrewsubtitle
Nov 21st, 2009
07:20:25 AM
Just asking semi gayly...
by bobbofatz
Nov 21st, 2009
08:05:54 AM
Deep down not that anyone cares...
by bobbofatz
Nov 21st, 2009
08:09:21 AM
oops
by bobbofatz
Nov 21st, 2009
08:11:06 AM
Kevin is the real deal
by stvnhthr
Nov 21st, 2009
08:15:53 AM
Love his comedic charm but......
by bobbofatz
Nov 21st, 2009
08:17:23 AM
Andrewsubtitle
by Sick Fixx
Nov 21st, 2009
08:18:21 AM
He needs to keep smokin
by bobbofatz
Nov 21st, 2009
08:18:44 AM
keep bongin smith
by bobbofatz
Nov 21st, 2009
08:20:41 AM
His best movie is............
by bobbofatz
Nov 21st, 2009
08:22:28 AM
Why Kevin Smith is a Legend
by cymbalta4thedevil
Nov 21st, 2009
08:23:48 AM
Please do Jay and Bob
by bobbofatz
Nov 21st, 2009
08:24:39 AM
Influential yes legend not
by bobbofatz
Nov 21st, 2009
08:30:15 AM
Come on dude
by bobbofatz
Nov 21st, 2009
08:37:31 AM
Great. He's a stoner.
by Sal_Bando
Nov 21st, 2009
09:07:53 AM
weed
by ZombiManos
Nov 21st, 2009
09:21:59 AM
People getting all butthurt about Kevin Smith's pot.
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Nov 21st, 2009
09:30:55 AM
Sick Fixx
by andrewsubtitle
Nov 21st, 2009
09:39:58 AM
You get this one life.
by gotilk
Nov 21st, 2009
09:56:06 AM
Don't care about him being a stoner per se.
by Sal_Bando
Nov 21st, 2009
10:09:42 AM
I am surprised at the timing, too.
by Sal_Bando
Nov 21st, 2009
10:13:10 AM
Fascinating interview.
by Jack Burton
Nov 21st, 2009
10:28:25 AM
re: 'Drug casualties'
by Sick Fixx
Nov 21st, 2009
10:34:41 AM
gotilk
by Sick Fixx
Nov 21st, 2009
10:38:37 AM
Great interview
by Bellam
Nov 21st, 2009
10:49:53 AM
i had to quit reading this
by Rage_Against_Martin_Sheen
Nov 21st, 2009
10:56:33 AM
sick fixx....
by iwasredempted
Nov 21st, 2009
10:59:51 AM
Ha ha, I love stoner Kevin Smith
by mraig
Nov 21st, 2009
11:01:24 AM
Kevin - be careful on the pot.
by hallmitchell
Nov 21st, 2009
12:01:03 PM
I accept your apology for Zack and Miri
by hallmitchell
Nov 21st, 2009
12:02:19 PM
Cobb05- Great point.
by hallmitchell
Nov 21st, 2009
12:04:16 PM
I'm looking forward to Widening Gyre.
by hallmitchell
Nov 21st, 2009
12:07:21 PM
Kevin - sorry to hear about your father's passing.
by hallmitchell
Nov 21st, 2009
12:08:47 PM
I can understand Kevin's angle on not taking on a comic property
by hallmitchell
Nov 21st, 2009
12:10:39 PM
YOu don't need Red State at this point in your career.
by hallmitchell
Nov 21st, 2009
12:12:51 PM
Smith should make movies...
by Will_Dearborn
Nov 21st, 2009
12:49:06 PM
Smith is a cock-blocking jerk-ass robot!
by ChocolateJesus
Nov 21st, 2009
01:26:56 PM
HIT SOMEBODY = SLAP SHOT remake?
by Hokeybutt
Nov 21st, 2009
01:37:45 PM
It seems like
by BillyLo
Nov 21st, 2009
01:38:03 PM
Jeez, I thought he'd never shut the fuck up.
by Stalkeye
Nov 21st, 2009
02:06:45 PM
Pot is for losers...
by BurnHollywood
Nov 21st, 2009
02:07:45 PM
KEVIN! DO SOME ACTION MOVIES!
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 21st, 2009
03:34:05 PM
"Drug addiction"
by DutchRudder
Nov 21st, 2009
03:52:13 PM
P.S.
by DutchRudder
Nov 21st, 2009
03:54:25 PM
Kevin Smith was in DH4?
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Nov 21st, 2009
04:59:46 PM
MacReady452, on Dogma and Chasing Amy...
by Stegman84
Nov 21st, 2009
05:23:35 PM
Should have been...
by Stegman84
Nov 21st, 2009
05:27:31 PM
I agree about a play
by Jaka
Nov 21st, 2009
06:01:58 PM
Kevin Smith, If You're Reading This
by Stabby
Nov 21st, 2009
06:02:02 PM
stegman
by Quin the Eskimo
Nov 21st, 2009
06:03:02 PM
But Z&M; cost more to produce
by MrPoop
Nov 21st, 2009
06:35:34 PM
When I'm talking diminishing returns...
by Stegman84
Nov 21st, 2009
07:26:20 PM
AICN LEGENDS Part II - Bruce Campbell
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 21st, 2009
08:32:58 PM
Bobbofatz
by DutchRudder
Nov 21st, 2009
09:01:46 PM
Stegman84, you nailed it
by snallyg
Nov 21st, 2009
09:33:06 PM
Stegman
by XeRocks81
Nov 21st, 2009
09:54:24 PM
Stegman84
by MacReady452
Nov 21st, 2009
10:21:08 PM
one more thing
by MacReady452
Nov 21st, 2009
10:26:08 PM
I hate to listen to this guy...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Nov 21st, 2009
10:29:00 PM
I'm curious...
by snallyg
Nov 21st, 2009
10:35:45 PM
Right on the money...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Nov 21st, 2009
10:41:41 PM
No...
by cheyne_stoking_DMS
Nov 21st, 2009
10:44:24 PM
Kevin Smith? Really?
by zacdilone
Nov 21st, 2009
10:51:30 PM
Stegman84
by Star Hump
Nov 21st, 2009
10:52:27 PM
Let me clarify...
by zacdilone
Nov 21st, 2009
10:54:05 PM
HEY PINBACK!
by Tall_Boy66
Nov 21st, 2009
11:22:25 PM
Final thing I want to say...
by Stegman84
Nov 21st, 2009
11:50:03 PM
Chasing Amy and Clerks are dishonest films?
by Tall_Boy66
Nov 22nd, 2009
12:06:48 AM
Clerks 3: Night Of The Living Baked
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 22nd, 2009
12:57:32 AM
One more thing BTW (@Stegman84)
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 22nd, 2009
01:15:50 AM
holy fuck those are long answers/ramblings
by Osiris3657
Nov 22nd, 2009
02:11:16 AM
Probably was high.
by DutchRudder
Nov 22nd, 2009
03:43:56 AM
Hey Capone, it's "BAWLS on stage", not "balls"
by JT Kirk
Nov 22nd, 2009
05:09:18 AM
More ideas to reignite Kevin Smith's fires...
by JT Kirk
Nov 22nd, 2009
05:25:13 AM
still got some issues, eh JT?
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 22nd, 2009
06:12:06 AM
My ("unbiased") take on Smith's movies
by Stalkeye
Nov 22nd, 2009
06:21:01 AM
I'm high as a
by HarryLove
Nov 22nd, 2009
06:58:44 AM
Clerks 2: Passion of the Clerks
by slugbat
Nov 22nd, 2009
08:04:04 AM
Hey, AICN staff, look what Kevin said...
by Brody77
Nov 22nd, 2009
08:18:10 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Nov 22nd, 2009
10:16:16 AM
What the FUCK do you People WANT?
by cymbalta4thedevil
Nov 22nd, 2009
02:09:19 PM
HIT SOMEBODY AS A MOVIE?
by Bungion Boy
Nov 22nd, 2009
02:10:43 PM
Got through it.
by Toilet_Terror
Nov 22nd, 2009
02:33:25 PM
cymbalta4thedevil follows in Smith's footsteps
by Toilet_Terror
Nov 22nd, 2009
02:35:39 PM
Go watch Spielberg's 1941
by cymbalta4thedevil
Nov 22nd, 2009
02:37:34 PM
Kevin Smith belongs in a group with Uwe Boll
by manifestchaos
Nov 22nd, 2009
04:16:41 PM
IT TAKES HIM MORE THAN 48 HOURS TO
by manifestchaos
Nov 22nd, 2009
04:23:50 PM
Cobra--Kai (re Salma)
by manifestchaos
Nov 22nd, 2009
04:49:42 PM
Ivan Reitman - THERE'S A COMEDY LEGEND
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 22nd, 2009
05:20:16 PM
Why isn't this guy working at a Burger King?
by Uncle Stan
Nov 22nd, 2009
05:27:34 PM
CLERKS 2 is his best movie
by Razorback
Nov 22nd, 2009
05:47:10 PM
Drugs + Kevin Smith = Sad
by Bandit 37
Nov 22nd, 2009
06:18:33 PM
weed is a drug?
by h8tersbeware
Nov 22nd, 2009
07:32:03 PM
Next time on Drug Celeb Rehan - Kevin Smith
by lockesbrokenleg
Nov 22nd, 2009
08:01:23 PM
Not kidding at all.
by Bandit 37
Nov 22nd, 2009
08:05:28 PM
Bandit 37
by manifestchaos
Nov 22nd, 2009
09:51:15 PM
To all the haters...
by SimonDunkle
Nov 22nd, 2009
10:44:15 PM
ATTN: AICN
by Zulithe
Nov 22nd, 2009
11:00:19 PM
Why would he go down that road?????
by DutchRudder
Nov 22nd, 2009
11:50:48 PM
W.T.Fuck
by MacReady452
Nov 22nd, 2009
11:55:05 PM
Bandit 37 & slugbat
by DutchRudder
Nov 22nd, 2009
11:59:01 PM
MacReady452
by SimonDunkle
Nov 23rd, 2009
12:24:18 AM
manifestchaos
by Bandit 37
Nov 23rd, 2009
12:33:42 AM
People who write
by Cujo_Fugate
Nov 23rd, 2009
01:20:31 AM
"How do drugs equal same-sex marriage?"
by The Dum Guy
Nov 23rd, 2009
01:24:34 AM
Kevin Smith is ASS.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 23rd, 2009
01:26:54 AM
It is too hard, I must do what this legend tells me....
by The Dum Guy
Nov 23rd, 2009
01:29:40 AM
@MacReady452
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 23rd, 2009
01:52:50 AM
Best movie ever:
by The Dum Guy
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:04:53 AM
Kevin's "Jaws 5" treatment, another vaporware project
by reflecto
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:39:37 AM

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