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Sun November 29, 2009

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Photoshop these fab fans (flickr.com)	(9)
		Woman tracks down long-lost father only to find he is now a she: "I had no idea what to do so I said, 'You look better than me... and I really like your shoes'" (pics) (mirror.co.uk)	(85)

Sat November 28, 2009

(CW11)	XOXO places female living mannequins wearing lingerie in their windows geared toward and you clicked without even hearing what city this is in (wpix.com)	(109)
	Cindy Sheehan yells "Get out of my face" through a megaphone at point blank range to a grizzled military veteran. Hilarity ensues (cbs13.com)	(500)
	Vancouver (Nanny State Jr.) considers altering law to order all residents to clear their own sidewalks in case of snow, or else face fine (cbc.ca)	(145)
	Drunk drivers eclipsed as greatest threat on roads by iPod zombie cyclists (timesonline.co.uk)	(136)
	Every year parents struggle with which toys to buy their kids for Christmas. Well, here's fifteen you definitely shouldn't... unless you're like subby (huffingtonpost.com)	(145)
	Old & busted: Bloggers steal from MSM. New hotness: Bloggers report actual news while MSM covers up (corner.nationalreview.com)	(247)
	The Teflon Son: John Gotti Jr. not convicted again (foxnews.com)	(83)
	New England's last military air base shuts down. In case anyone from the Soviet Union is reading this, that means New England is TOTALLY HELPLESS (abcnews.go.com)	(134)
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this building under wraps (ochevidec.net)	(28)
	The 50 most interesting Wikipedia articles (copybot.wordpress.com)	(129)
	Klink, you idiot (foxnews.com)	(62)
	Lobbyist charged in corruption case told judge his incriminating email messages shouldn't be used against him because they were meant to be private (boston.com)	(41)
	If you put a sheep named Rob into a shopping cart and then pushed it into a supermarket, the police would like a word (pic) (thesun.co.uk)	(50)
(Some Meeper)	Hero: Danvers HS students want to sell "Free Meep" shirts to raise money for scholarship. Asinine: Principal still says this is "inappropriate and unacceptable" (salemnews.com)	(193)
	In the never-ending quest by the government to encourage everyone to buy new stuff, comes "Cash for Appliances". Finally, subby can trade up for a new beer fridge (cbsnews.com)	(136)
	It was Mrs. Woods, in the driveway, with the golf club (tmz.com)	(363)
	Can you be blamed for sleepwalking crimes? It's not news, it's fearmongeri...er...ABC News (abcnews.go.com)	(39)
	They took away radio traffic reporters' airplanes, and now they're taking away their radio too (google.com)	(73)
	The majority of working mothers say they would prefer to work part-time. Only 21 percent of working fathers would. The War on Fatherhood continues (fe30.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com)	(92)
(Some Guy)	The world's tallest model stands at 7 feet tall. With 'you'd hit it if you were tall enough' pics (thechive.com)	(254)
(The Argus)	Goth leather pagan robs bank, gives the money away, turns himself in. Ta-WTF? (theargus.co.uk)	(48)
	U.S. journalist grilled at Canada border crossing because officials demanded to know what she would say publicly about 2010 Olympics. Mmmmm......grilled journalist (cbc.ca)	(87)
	Today's perfectly cromulent headline brought to you by Australia: "World leaders spruik climate deal chances" (abc.net.au)	(40)
	Mobile, Alabama's WPMI-TV learns the consequences of posting your breaking news tweets on an electronic billboard (w/ pic) (mediabistro.com)	(81)
	"Nude model Kathleen Neill gets off after getting naked in Met". In related news, CBS has a new opening for a headline writer in their web division (cbsnews.com)	(75)
	CSI Småland has concluded that Agneta Westlund met her death by a drunken elk. You see, there are reindeer sleighs and then there are reindeer slays. Yeeeaaaaahhhh (thelocal.se)	(40)
(Some Guy)	Man who lived a year without money describes it as "the happiest time of my life", says he hopes he is an inspiration to other liberal arts graduates everywhere (itn.co.uk)	(173)
(Shorpy Photo Archive)	Photoshop this immobile home (shorpy.com)	(42)
(Some Guy)	It's not the Christmas season in Britain until special hospitals are opened to treat drunken revellers. So it is now officially the Christmas season in Britain (lbc.co.uk)	(8)
	"Jesus Christ ate fish, and I hope you're not trying to claim moral superiority over him" (guardian.co.uk)	(272)
	Sculptures made of scrap car parts all day pictures of you will see coolest (Overused Headline Scramble) (telegraph.co.uk)	(25)
	Icee the cat, found half-frozen and barely alive after being trapped in a snowstorm, is nursed back to health in time for Caturday. (tag is for the shelter staff, includes adorable pic) (usatoday.com)	(555)
	Caption the President and his party crashers (d.yimg.com)	(115)
	British town starts wrapping its lightposts up in thick wool sweaters so drunken students don't hurt themselves when they walk into them (pic) (news.scotsman.com)	(36)
	Getting caged up at a Warsaw zoo is so easy a caveman can do it (news.yahoo.com)	(21)
(Some Guy)	Couple can't afford big wedding, gets married in line at Best Buy on Black Friday, before buying all four of their kids computers, cell phones and game systems (wfie.com)	(63)
	Residents of Michigan town don't want it turned into Guantanamo North to make money: "We don't want the rock stars of the jihad here. I'm a Christian conservative just like Sarah Palin. We don't want terrorists here" (guardian.co.uk)	(513)
	Photoshop this swimmer with whale (inapcache.boston.com)	(45)
	Muslims and Christians find common ground (telegraph.co.uk)	(209)
	University says it's hiring someone to research lap dances. Job is certain to be a grind (telegraph.co.uk)	(30)
(WSVN)	Late for your flight? No problem, just have your secretary email a bomb threat to the airport (wsvn.com)	(52)
	Purse-snatcher tries to rob "Geek Love" author Katherine Dunn, learns the hard way that authors can also be trained street boxers (oregonlive.com)	(84)