Well well well, from my previous blog I mentioned that I have this God-forsaken bioclock which makes me wake up at 8 A.M every morning. Hey guess what,this bioclock of mine is such a noob that it cannot flex itself to Malaysian time and I ended up waking at 4 AM today.

So after procrastinating and talking to my teddy bear for an exciting 30 minutes, I finally decided to carry my half naked body to the bathroom and instead of washing myself up, I literally forgot what I wanted to do and stood there like a log. So obviously I walked right out of there, put on a shirt, got my brother's laptop, and went downstairs to the lobby where there is an Internet connection.

When I turned my computer on, I quickly realized that there is actually no Internet connection after 11.30 P.M. By God, I tried my hardest convincing the chick receptionist and after spending three intimate minutes with her in the restroom, she reluctantly turned the router on for me. Yes I know, three minutes. I'm not Chuck Norris. Don't be silly guys, Chuck Norris will just destroy me.

As most of you guys know, my editorial crew and I are actually the first person to arrive in this resort followed by the MYM team and soon, EHOME. It was pretty fun having some time to speak to some of the players but to be really honest, I think that the only English words that came out of EHOME players' mouth are "Fuck" and "I speaketh nu Engrish".

After their faithful encounter with the MYM team in the hotel lobby, all of them just exchanged handshakes and move on to praise each other to enlarge their penis. Though I am pretty happy no pre-SMM punches were thrown right there. 

I feel lucky that I am able to speak Chinese to save my life and I proceeded to be EHOME's unpaid chauffeur to drive them to the nearest restaurant since they arrived pretty late. Hi GK, please get me one of those Louis Vuitton clothes or maybe an EHOME jersey because they look as sexy as my sister on Halloween (YES she's hot!).

Meet Your Mother

EHOME

And as I'm writing this, the MYM players decided to leave the comfort of their hotel room to go take a stroll in the resort.. At 5.30 A.M. I guess that is why you guys are so good but oh well, I should have gotten a power bar and went along. Maybe I could improve my wannabe pro last hit skills if I stalk KuroKy.

All in all, what is lined up today will be all the arrival of all the international teams and upon hearing this news, my pants went from dry to semi-dry to soaked.. How can I forget that according to the organizers, the computers are all gonna be set up by noon today and EHOME will be having a few "friendly" scrims with MYM. I'll try my best to turn on my camera's Blinding Light when this is going down so that hopefully, one of the EHOME boys will turn half blind and miss 80% of their last hits. 

I am not too sure about this but I think the MYM boys will be heading to the Waterpark today since the weather difference is "It was snowing before I came", when I talked to Pusher yesterday night. YES and how can I forget this, me and the players are going to be receiving all our MYM jersey later today.

Tune in to my next entry to see how PusHer tries playing in the water-park without breaking the slides.

Impression of Pusher putting jersey on