Tired of ravaging Tokyo or climbing the Empire State Building in cold weather? Now there's Snuggie for Monsters, the blanket with sleeves that lets you terrorize humans while staying snuggly warm!
Made of ultrasoft fleece, the Snuggie is perfect for prowling cities on eerie, fog-shrouded nights or just relaxing indoors. Wear it while reading a book, operating the TV remote, or ripping a nubile young blonde from limb to limb.
Snuggie is machine washable, flameproof and
Available in sky blue, primordial-ooze green, slashed-throat red, pink, and floral print.