eponysterical MeFi moments

"Do swingers and polyamorous people creep you out?"
posted by pornucopia

"From my own encounters with the little black an white fellas, they're not too bothered by humans but will start to shy away if you get within about 5 metres."
posted by penguin pie

"News, sorted by mood."
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane

in AskMe: "If I've suffered a mild concussion ... will programming for 5 hours hurt my brain?"
"Without loss of consciousness ... there's no indication for a CT scan. The only thing to worry about would be an epidural hematoma."
posted by neuron

Schroedinger saves a puppy from certain death as opposed to subjecting a cat to an uncertain death.
noted by teleskiving

spicynuts: "I am for commando in all aspects of life. Underwear is a tool of The Man and a first step on the road to fascism and mind control."
MarkAnd: "You know whose advice I'm not taking on the subject of whether or not to wear underwear? spicynuts'"
noted by Quartermass

"Religious extremism: the good, the bad, and the deadly."
posted by redneck zionst

"Am I the only one who thinks 'AxMe' is racist?"
posted by The Jesse Helms

"Guess urine luck, then."
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson

"turkey tryptophan wont make you sleepy"
posted by Tryptophan-5ht

"Big Eye in the Sky. A collection of absolutely incredible 360 degree panoramas..."
--posted by panoptican

"Explosives for everyone! 9306 Bombs, Grenades, Torpedoes, Mines, Missiles & Similar Munitions of War now available..."
--posted by guerilla

"What's something nontraditional, offbeat, fun, and ideally artistic and cheap to do in NYC on New Year's Eve?"
--posted by gottabefunky

"Can someone explain the Admiral Akbar pic? I got 'Akbar-ed' a while ago, but dismissed it as an in-joke I'd eventually figure out. Then I saw someone post it on this thread. What's the deal? Is it a dumbass callout? Should I look out for another Akbar-ing?"
--posted by ObscureReferenceMan

"The posts on the front page (www) all have my correct timezone. However, posts to Metatalk and Ask are all reported as PST. Can you please make them in terms of my configured timezone?"
--posted by about time

"These boots are made for... immigrating!"
--posted by shoepal

"UrineFilter: What is the best place to aim in a standard wall-based men's urinal to minimize spray (on yourself)?"
--posted by pissfactory

 


 
 
props to iconomy, db, peterh, brundlefly, Firas, Quartermass, agropyron, goodnewsfortheinsane for submissions

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