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NAILIN’ PALIN AIN’T SO EASY

On December 9, 2009 at 10:13 am

She’s not an easy target. Let’s face it – with her current cross-country book tour, she is always on the go. And when it comes to attacking her politics, she is not nearly as easy to corner as most of the media wishes. Maybe that’s why some loser named Jeremy Olson didn’t even come close [...]

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ALEXA RAY JOEL – “You’re Only Human”

On December 8, 2009 at 8:00 am

ALEXA RAY JOEL -

It’s not easy being the kid of an aging superstar, much less two.
Alexa Ray Joel allegedly overdosed on (get this) Traumeel, a homeopathic antihistamine and muscle relaxer. At least that’s what the family publicist tells us now. I didn’t know that it was that strong a drug. But, let’s face it – when you come [...]

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A VISIT FROM THE GHOST OF OPRAH’S FAVORITE THINGS PAST

On December 2, 2009 at 6:14 am

First she chose the Democratic Presidential nominee. Then she informed the world that her show was coming to an end in 2011. Now she has done the unthinkable – she canceled her annual most-watched “Favorite Things” show! What a Scrooge! I can’t believe Oprah passed on the opportunity to place tickets to her victim-porn movie [...]

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The Odd Couple

On November 30, 2009 at 9:49 am

The Odd Couple

Can an uber Democrat strategist, and an equally solid Conservative Republican strategist find marital bliss?
James Carville managed Clinton’s campaign. Mary Matalin was George Bush’s and Dick Cheney’s advisor. Their political ideals differ radically. Some would say this is hardly a match made in heaven. But they would disagree.
Eyebrows on both sides were raised when the [...]

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Johnny Depp? What have we done?!

On November 25, 2009 at 11:20 am

Johnny Depp? What have we done?!

For the second time in six years, Johnny Depp has been named People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” replacing Hugh Jackman as our collective fantasy man. How on Earth does an alleged anti-American, not-so-tall, not-so-buff artsy fartsy guy with a proclivity for stringy facial hair beat Wolverine?
It took a fox. FOX t.v., that is. Before the [...]

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Oprah Announces Candidacy for Pope

On at 10:07 am

Oprah Announces Candidacy for Pope

Satire from The Endive
On the heels of her surprise announcement that the Oprah Winfrey Show would end in 2011, the leading talk show host and business magnate has shocked the world once again by announcing her candidacy for Pope.
“I’ve run a successful talk show, magazine, multiple businesses, and I got a President elected,” said Winfrey, [...]

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Going Brogue

On November 19, 2009 at 10:32 am

Going Brogue

In August 2008, a journey began for a forty-something woman. Unknowingly, she had prepared for an almost impossible quest during the prior ten years, improving her craft and skill. Her interview and the vetting were complete. She was ready to begin a campaign that would catapult her into the national spotlight.
Virtually from the moment she [...]

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Why it pays to GO ROGUE!

On at 10:25 am

Why it pays to GO ROGUE!

The producers at Oprah Winfrey attempted to advise the big O to not have Sarah Palin on her show prior to booking the former VP Candidate. Evidently a steady stream of higher than normal negative e-mails were coming in and the producers felt it would be unwise to have such a divisive character mar the [...]

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Still Sitting?

On November 18, 2009 at 10:32 am

Still Sitting?

These days it seems that you’re not someone in the news until you’ve had your sex tape discovered. Not surprisingly, media darling, Carrie Prejean, is not exempt. With all the bad press this poor girl has gotten, I would be very surprised if they hadn’t dug up some dirt about her.
The ever-tenacious media waited patiently [...]

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Baldwin/McCullough 9pm EST – Holder, Health-Care, Prejean

On November 14, 2009 at 8:30 pm

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Obama iBranding on TV (VIDEO)

On November 13, 2009 at 9:56 am

Obama iBranding on TV (VIDEO)

The cooperation between Hollywood and the Obama administration has reached a really creepy level. A few weeks ago, first lady Michelle Obama and second lady Jill Biden announced a week (October 19 through 25) of heavy-handed promotion for their cooperative volunteer program iParticipate. Part of this promotion strategy co-opted hit television programming.
Some people get upset [...]

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Kate Hudson: Actress, Mother, Total D-Bag

On November 9, 2009 at 9:47 am

Kate Hudson: Actress, Mother, Total D-Bag

In a recent interview with Elle UK, Kate Hudson gave her philosophy on the male psyche. Of course, instead of being bright and charming, she sounded like a tool. “If you had a bubble above their head, they’d be thinking about game scores, masturbation, and food.”
Well, now we know why she’s divorced.
I don’t necessarily disagree [...]

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