Hey, all you whining PC gamers complaining about Left 4 Dead 2 being out too soon for it to be a full sequel? Though you hardly deserve it, I guess the developers over at Valve were tired of listening to you people b@tch and complain and decided to throw you a bone.
Valve has released Left 4 Dead 2 “campaign authoring tools” to the PC version of the game, just less than a month after the release of the retail! Suck on that, complainers!
Thing are about to get infinitely more interesting for our intrepid survivors; follow after the jump for the details!
I’m just saying, but I think we all know what really happened. Somehow, GTR found a way to glitch their way to victory, and the proof is in the video that was recorded last night!
Doc, we’ve got to get you into a clinic for that first match.
For those of you who missed the show last night, hit me after the jump to watch the footage from two of the matches from last nights match up between SG and GTR!
Editor’s Note: GTR did not actually cheat. It’s a joke. This is Sarcastic Gamer.
Like abortion, Barack Obama, and the “Star Wars” prequels, Rockstar Game’s GTA series unites all people under one broad banner of appreciation. After all, who doesn’t love to run around Liberty City killing people in various ways and crashing your car into hotdog vendors? Even Jack Thompson lovingly caresses Rockstar with sexy lawsuits.
Despite this seemingly built-in success, sales for the two major GTA IV DLC packages, “The Lost and the Damned” and “The Ballad of Gay Tony,” has been underwhelming.
Why is this? Keep reading after the jump to find out!
For the six people who’s wives or significant others tricked them into getting a Wii Fit and are on this site, do you remember when the game would take your Body Mass Index information, and then transpose it onto your Mii? If you had a high BMI, then your Mii would blimp out like a sick balloon figure and the game would label you “obese”.
Of course, the Overweight Ass-sitter’s Union (of which, I am slowly becoming a member) came out in a fury, claiming that it was degrading to children to have a video game call you fat. Hey, the game is just calling it as it sees it, and for chrissakes, put down that tub of butter!
Microsoft looks to be planning something for their avatars; hit me after the jump for all the deep-fried details!
Well, the brawl to end it all starts in just under a few hours, with the Big Bosses from both Sarcastic Gamer and Gamertag Radio coming to blows over Modern Warfare 2.
Will Lono throw another epic screaming fit about cheating should Sarcastic Gamer fail to bring home the gold? Will Doc manage to sneak out of his epic dinner party in time? Only time will tell!
Tune in tonight, 10PM Central time, thanks to the boys over at SFX-360 for hosting the Livesteam event between the two colossal forces!
Kids, when you start dating girls (or guys or sheep or whatever works for you), you look for a quality individual; you know, someone you can bring home to your parents.
When that person breaks up with you, you find yourself on the rebound, looking to recover from the emotional hardship that you feel from losing someone special to you…typically by shagging the first available piece of meat with a pulse.
The “girl” who broke my heart was The Saboteur.
Rogue Warrior? That’s my rebound, closely resembling me driving down to the piers to pick up a tranny with an Adam’s Apple and three-day stubble on “her” face.
I guess in the future, women warriors still can't figure out that more clothing = more protection.
Editor’s Note: Big shout out to creepy Slipknot fan BabyWithSwitchblades on the forums for sending me this hot news story.
Oh, this is rich.
Sony, finally tired of being laughed for the three year money suck and pedophile playground that most of us have come to know as Playstation Home, have finally stepped up their game. Literally.
Finally, Playstation Home has launched a full-fledged vehicular MMO to take use of the “community” that they have developed and cultivated through sexy digital dancing and questions about A/S/L.
I know, it’s Friday, but I ain’t lying. This is da realz. Hit me after the jump to check out a video on why you may finally be logging into Playstation Home.
Well, the end has arrived, and our Sarcastic Gamer Duelist Champions have been named.
They have proven themselves across three grueling months of fighting one another for fame and glory. But as the weeks wore on, the wheat have been separated from the chaff, and the individuals who truly represent stellar video game ass-kickery have risen to the top of the heap.
Who amongst you is the best that we have to offer? Who can be called upon in times of need to defend Sarcastic Gamer’s honor against other gaming communities?
Hit me after the jump to find out the final scores and see whose boots that you are unfit to lick, you gaming worms.
Staff members from Sarcastic Gamer and Gamertag Radio are going to throw down on the battlefield for the third time this Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 10:00pm CST/11:00pm EST/4:00am GMT.
These two communities have a history of epic battles starting with the first match two years ago. The game was Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. The result was not pretty for SG, as it resulted in a highly disputed, three games to two, loss. The second gauntlet was thrown down at PAX 2008 when SG smoked GTR in GOW2 before the rest of the world could even get their hands on the game.
This Sunday the tie will be broken as the staff will be playing for the most coveted prize of all; bragging rights!
The lineups have been announced and the smack talk has already begun in the SG forum and over at GTR.
In the Sarcastic Gamer corner: Doc, Lono, Dave, Harlequin and either PacManPolarBear or DogsDie.
In the Gamertag Radio corner: Godfree, Peterocc, Paustinj, Ladyluck, and Tr3ks.
See all the noob tubing, knife yielding, akimbo running, camping, sniping, halo jumping fun unfold in the HD live stream on UFRAG.tv! Special thanks to SFX360 and UFRAG for providing the feed.
Be there to watch SG stomp GTR once and for all and stay tuned for updated information on the event as it apporaches!
If you’re anything like the typical young hormone-charged male, you like looking at the…ahem…female form. Especially around the…err…chest region.
Games coming out of Japan usually fit the bill, ranging anywhere between the shameless Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball craziness to Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 and it’s SIXAXIS “boob jiggle” control, those Japanese folks like their sweater meat as big as they can get it.
I can also see ultra uptight Japan being very secretive about their perversion, so leave it to them to come up with Queen’s Blade: Sprial Chaos for the PSP, a game that let’s you hide your secret pervie-ness from onlookers!
Couldn’t stomach the two hour train wreck called the Spike Video Game Awards, but still wanted to see all the cinematic teaser trailers that they have each year?
Well, have no fear, people. We’ve got your back. After the jump? EVERY SINGLE TEASER TRAILER SHOWN AT THE VGAS.
From time to time we professional video game journalists detect certain … patterns in the hot video game scoops we type up on a daily basis. For example, game announcements. How many game announcement posts have you read that don’t cite an online job listing, a CV of a particularly non-discreet developer, an age rating or a store listing as their main source of illumination? Not that many I’ll let you know and I will and all I will actually yes and so forth [This sentence spell checked by Sarcastic Gamer Proof Reader (Beta)™].
We figured this limited spectrum of game announcement sources could conduce a sense of ennui to you, my favorite reader. Yes, you … Gary! To combat this, we here at Sarcastic Gamer Towers have produced the rather prosaically named ‘Game Announcement Bingo System’. Hit the jump (with your fist!) to find out more.
It’s good to see that the warm reception of Mega Man 9 didn’t go unnoticed. Publisher and developer Capcom is working on an 8-bit follow-up to the retro revival of 2008, with a preview coming in the January 2010 edition of Nintendo Power. The story confirms a WiiWare release, with no mention of Xbox LIVE or the PlayStation Network. Mega Man 9 launched first for Nintendo’s Wii console, but was made available to Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 owners after a brief period of exclusivity.
More details? What else is left? How bout a Sheep Man? Yup, after the jump, good sir!
Couldn’t stomach the two hour train wreck called the Spike Video Game Awards, but still wanted to see all the cinematic teaser trailers that they have each year?
