Pwnt
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Pwnt or Pwnd (pōn) -adjective
- reduce an object or person to uselessness or ruins, as by rending, burning, or dissolving
- destroy while making the opposition feel like a fggt dressed as a nerd
- internet speak for seriously owned
- a euphemism for "I am a raging Internet faggot who has forever lost the ability to communicate with humans."
- generally used to create lulz on the internetz to make you feel cool. (Generally DOES NOT create lulz)
Most people assume that pwnd was originally from a typo of owned, and they're right. It was originally misspelled in a Warcraft III map. Of course pwnt doesn't typically happen in real life, it usually occurs on the tubes or during video games.
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Epic Examples
America Vs. India
America arrive at 2:40pm on January 20th 1976.
Mix-up leads to Bloodmounts not arriving until 2 weeks later
America wages a Civil War against the state of India which rages on for at least 100 years.
During this war, Goatse utters the famous war cry Im in ur base killing ur d00dz
2 years after the war Alice in Chains releases the song "Run to the Hills". They were hung a week after it's release for sympathizing the enemy.
America drops 4 Atomic Bombs on India leading to Indians going extinct.
Germany Vs. France
In 1999 Germany says fuck you to France and proceeds to rape France.
France, being the bitches they were, surrendered.
France is now part of the Soviet Union, see below.
Soviet Union vs. US
!!!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!!!
America wins. The UN is formed as the "Bully that pushes little countries (i.e South America, Canada, Africa, Europe, Asia, Australia, Antarctica) around, but acts nice when the important countries are around (i.e Everybody else)
!!!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!!!
Germany vs. The Jooz
Lol, what holocaust? Just because you find niggers, faggots, jews, gypsies, niggers, and niggers in somebody's backyard doesn't mean the German's killed them. How do you know those bitch ass retard Polish motherfuckers didn't just invade their own country and concentrate themselves?
At least 100 years after this huge butthurt war Hitler was quoted saying "Nigga plz, we wuz framed by dem UN bitches while i wuz jackin it at a Jo Bros concert!!!"
Leetspeak
Main article: Leet
"Pwn" has become part of the sub-language of gamers called leet speak, short for "elite." While mostly used by gamers, this language is also used by those who commonly partake of Internet Relay Chat programs and other chat mediums such as AOL Instant Messenger and Yahoo! Messenger. A derivative of pwned is to Skull Fuck an opposing player, which is basically a particularly pwnage headshot. Also known as 'Fucked in the Head'. This can be transferred to IRL too. Simply find a suitable conquest (ie. Jew), walk up to them, put your hand on their head and force them to their knees. Once achieved, rather violently thrust your penis through their head. Voila! Pwned!
Use as comedic device
It is widely believed the following formula can be used for cheap and easy comedy.
- Get a picture of someone getting seriously hurt or degraded -- or the aftermath of said insult
- Open MS Paint
- Add PWNED in big letters (preferably with LOLLOLLOL!!!oen!)
- Submit to:
- 4chan if you want to be one of the popular kids
- Encyclopedia Dramatica if your stupid shit is actually funny
- Ebaumsworld if you're a fucking asshole who needs to die
Use in pornography
As of 2007 it has become common for internet pornographers to want to pick up on the 13-year-old boy demographic. No, that doesn't mean CP, you sick fuck, it means luring these young men into viewing porn sites online with pictures of hawt girls, teaching them to fap in the process, so that by the time they're old enough to view it legally (18), they're fully fledged porn addicts and thus cash cows. But how would they do this? Since this age group mantards in general have no understanding of what makes a hawt girl hawt, they must use other means, and it is in this that pwnage makes its appearance.
- If you were lucky enough to make a sex tape, post it here for the ultimate PWNAGE!!!!!! (of supposed ex-girlfriend)
Fucking lies. They're all professional porn actresses and they're not anyone's ex-girlfriend because if you were with them you'd get AIDS. Porn webmasters are scum and all promptly need to become an heroes.
Pronunciation
There is no uniform way to pronounce "pwn" as it is most often encountered in text. The two most common pronunciations are (pōōn) (rhymes with "soon") which comes from pronouncing the "w" as in Welsh ,and(pōn) (rhymes with "moan") Other pronunciations include:
- (pān) (as "pawn" in chess)
- (pwǐn) (as "pwin")
- (pwôn) (rhymes with "on")
- (pwēn) (rhymes with "queen")a
- (prān) (as prawn)
- (pōnd) (as "boned")
- (pēwǐn) (as "pea win")
- (pēōn) (as "pea own")
- (pyōōn) similar to pōōn, but with a "y" sound included
- just as "own," ignoring the typo. This is the version used in speech by insufferably annoying jokesmiths.
- in some cases, with two syllables, as pay-ween or puh-ween.
- in urban areas, welfare queens, crackheads, and other black folk sometimes mispronounce it "bitch, you done got yo ass SERVED! REPRAZENT!"
It is to be noted that the only way to pronounce "pwn" correctly is the second example, (rhymes with "moan"). Any other pronunciation will result in eternal damnation to hell, and/or nubitude.
Derivative words
Before using any of these words including "pwned" consider these 2 things
- You shall be known ether as a retard, 13 year old boy or a basement dweller
- You are an idiot if you even read these words so close this window!
- Pohned is synonymous with pwned
- pwnd same, but
shorterretarded because you're only taking out ONE FUCKING 'E' YOU LAZY SHIT - Pwnage (Pwnij, Pwn4g3) means complete domination. The exclamation originated in the gaming culture.
- Pwnzor (Pwnz0r) used as a different form of pwn, although they have the same meaning and usage, such as "I pwnz0red you."
- Kwaned What happened to that skater chick when she got her knees beat with a lead pipe by a burly man (note: only used by total fucking retards who don't know that this happened to Nancy Kerrigan and not Michele Kwan)
- Pwnt is an alternate spelling of the past tense of the verb Pwn. An example usage would be "You were pwnt." Another variation is Pwn3d.
- Pizwn3d (piz- followed by the preferred pronunciation of "-wn3d") is used as a more intense version of pwn, meaning that one has been "completely pwn3d". It derives from the hip-hop culture habit of adding an -iz syllable into words.
- WTFpwned!? is widely used variant. Although its exact origin is unknown, it usually refers to an intensified "Pwned!" in a situation where it looked like the opponent was about to win, or a winning by a player that usually loses, or generally a surprising lose.
- Also, J-Pwned. Adding J- to anything for emphasis, from the term J-Pop for popular Japanese music.
- Qwned, pronounced "quoned" is a lesser-known derivative of "owned" and "pwned." It is intended to be somewhat satirical of "pwned" as it would be a very unlikely typo.
- My Little Pwny is a more girly version of pwned. Saying it results in a girly lollergasm.
- Pizzone'd meaning to order numerous amounts of Pizza Huts pizzones and having them delivered to someones house so they have to pay for them.
- Pawnd is typically used after raping someone in a game of chess using your pawns.
- Prawnd is usually uttered while flinging crustaceans at someone.
- Pwner is an uber boner, normaly concieved during some epic lulz, or at the local circle jerk down the street.
- Pone Is commonly used on Jewtube, but only by Jonas Brother fans. This is because the Jonas Brothers, being the fucktards they are, think they invented the word, and spell it this way.
Pwned on JewTube
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See also
- Trumping
- Google Drop
- Swatting
- Hawaiian Dicking
- Sandalgate
External links
- Pwnd.nl is a video about a kid pwning his school over the game Counter-Strike.
- A truly epic narrative of how to PWN a Gold digger.
- You just got owned
- I pwned myself fur yr lulz
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