At least he didn't dump her!

Jordan's boy toy Alex Reid won the final season of Celebrity Big Brother on Friday night, and rather than repeating history, Miz Katie Price professed her love for Reid!

"He's the love of my life and he knows that," confessed Jordan after Reid's big win.

Love of her life????

Really?

But her cross-dressing boyfriend was worried if Price would even show!

"Missing Katie was the hardest thing," said Reid. "When you get all that thinking time, I was thinking is she going to be waiting for me when I come out?"

What, and miss a chance at some valuable screen time????

Never!

Alex also revealed that he would finally like to meet Jordan's ex, Peter Andre!

"I'd like nothing more than to meet up with him and clear the air… because there are children involved it makes sense," said Reid. "I've got nothing against him, he's a good dad."

We wonder if Pete shares the same sentiment!

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You venture out into other MTV reality show territory!

Jersey Shore star Pauly D Delvecchio is rumored to be dating Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham. The two were spotted at a club in Houston, TX where Pauly D was spinning. Spies saw Farrah staying very close to the DJ's side all night long.

Could you just imagine if they ACTUALLY get together?!?! The possibilities for more crappy TV are endless.

There could be special cross-over shows of Teen Mom and Jersey Shore!

They could get their own show called I'm Dating a Gorilla!

They could break-up and Farrah's kid could become traumatized and get her own show called Sophia's Choice: Guido Edition.

Dig deep into those pockets MTV and pay for them to play nice for about six months to a year!

Then, you've hit gold!

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Scandal!

Gretchen Rossi of The Real Housewives of Orange County is being sued by Jay Photoglou for libel and slander!

Gretchen denied that she was involved with Jay as she was portrayed as the fiance of now deceased Jeff Betzel. Photoglou is now charging Gretchen for damaging his reputation by calling him a liar, a drunk and a thief.

She also allegedly lied about Photoglou threatening her life, stalking her and stealing from her. He also says that she wasn't telling the truth about their relationship and it actually lasted over a year, even living together for several months!

He's seeking punitive damages from Rossi.

We knew she was with that old guy for his money — may he rest in peace!

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With less than a week before the toxicology reports are released regarding the cause of Brittany Murphy's tragic death, more sources are coming forward with negative words against the actress's husband, Simon Monjack.

After Monjack accused Warner Brothers causing Brittany's heart attack, a studio representative released this statement,

"Any claim that Warner Bros. Pictures was somehow responsible for Brittany Murphy's tragic death is demonstrably false, reprehensible and defamatory."

"Despite press reports to the contrary, Warner Bros. Pictures and Ms. Murphy never entered into any deal for Happy Feet 2, and thus, there was no contract to cancel."

Now sources are claiming that Monjack is attempting to "cozy" up to Murphy's friends.

"He's trying to get in good with anyone who was close to Brittany. It's just so obvious why he's making all this effort. Let's just say he wasn't left with much. He's trying to get his hands on what he can."

Murphy left all of her money to her mother, Sharon, who thus far has fully supported Monjack's intentions. The sources suggest that Mama Murphy is being manipulated by Monjack to direct her grief, and the need to blame someone, for her daughter's death onto Hollywood.

At this point it's just become a clusterfuck of finger pointing, and all we can pray is that Brittany is somewhere at peace. Perhaps the toxicology reports will provide some clarification.

Do these claims change Ur decision???

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Actor Rip Torn was arrested on Friday night in Salisbury, CT for reportedly drunkenly breaking into a bank!

With a fully loaded revolver!

Smart guy.

The Man Who Fell to Earth actor broke into the Litchfield Bancorp building and was promptly caught by state police who noticed that Torn was "highly intoxicated" at the time of his arrest.

Torn is currently being held on $100k bond at North Canaan and has been charged with:

- First-degree burglary
- First-degree criminal trespass
- Carrying a pistol without a permit
- Carrying a firearm while intoxicated
- Third-degree criminal mischief

How did he not realize banks have silent alarms????

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He looks like…he has a great personality!

Comedian Sarah Silverman was spotted stepping out of Madeo's Restaurant in West Hollywood with a mystery man looking pretty happy!

Is she finally over long-time ex-love Jimmy Kimmel?

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It's officially confirmed!!

Snooki, The Situation, J-Woww, Pauly D, Vinny, Sammi and Ronnie will be returning to MTV for a second season of Jersey Shore!!!

The network says the infamous group of guidos and guidettes won't be heading back to the Shore for season #2, rather the entire cast will "escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination."

Miami?? El Lay????

Where would U like to see the Jersey Shore cast GTL-ing next?

You work it Bill Murray! Rock that half-full head of gray hair and sagging skin!

Last Sunday, Bill took his aging hipster self to a party at the Sundance Film Festival. Sporting a knee brace and a crutch, Tiny Tim Bill was working the room like someone half his age!

He reportedly was socializing with everyone at the bar, shaking it on the dance floor, and even landed himself a hot, young blonde to party with. Around 1 am, he was seen leaving with the girl in tow!

Well done! That old dog must have some decent tricks!

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No Snookin' For Love yet, but here's hoping!

VH1 has announced that they have greenlighted three new reality programs to premiere on the network in the coming months.

First, Famous Crime Scene debuts on February 12 and will look at the tragic untimely deaths of celebs like Tupac Shakur, John Lennon, Anna Nicole Smith, and Michael Jackson.

Next, Transform Me, which premieres March 15,will follow three transgender female friends giving other women style makeovers and emotional support.

Finally, there is Undateable, which is a five-hour special airing over five consecutive nights looking at what men do wrong in women's eyes.

A disappointing line-up if you ask us, though we are curious to see what kind of trashy guys they can dig up for that last one!

Think U will check any of these shows out?