Chris Morris
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Chris Morris was a British radio presenter and producer of such shows as Brass Eye and The Day Today, establishing his credentials as an professional IRL troll whose character and sheer wit rivals that of Dr. House. Was fired from his job at the BBC for doctoring the queen's Christmas speech.
Once caused a stir by informing listeners that "If we do hear anything about the death of Michael Heseltine (a member of the British cabinet at the time), we'll let you know" and playing sad music. While technically not a lie, many jumped to the implied conclusion hook, line and sinker. In 1994, when he won the British Comedy award, he told everyone onstage: "I...uh...I hope this means I'll earn enough money next year to develop a coke habit as big as Meat Loaf's."
Freshly fired from the BBC for filling a studio with Helium during a news broadcast, he then trolled his way onto UK day time talk show The Time The Place pretending to be relationship expert Thurston Love only to be discovered during the commercial break and outed as an imposter live on air. He handled the pwning well though.
Allegedly now surpassed at SATIRES by Iaiaian Lee, who takes what Chris Morris does and extends it -- except most believe (correctly) STFU FAG that HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS Iain Lee is shit, whereas Chris Morris is genius.
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Brass Eye
More fair and balanced than Fox News, more up to date than CNN, it's Channel 4's own lulz news network: Brass Eye. The show only ran for 6 episodes (and a "special" 4 years later), but produced more lulz in one episode than the total combined seasonal runs of most sitcoms. Also known for being a favorite among /b/tards.
Almost indistinguishable from any other news program, Brass Eye opens up like your typical evening news complete with overdone computer graphic logos, and a teaser of the latest happenings in the world. At first glance it seems like Brass Eye is just another satire show, but the main difference with Brass Eye is that they troll the shit out of various celebrities in each episode with made-up campaigns and speeches. The original 6 episodes covered Animals,Science, Drugs, Sex,Crime, and Moral Decline.
The show caused massive amounts of butthurt in Britain for spoofing said celebrities and making remarks about the difference between "Good Aids" (Got through blood transfusion) and "Bad Aids" (Got from buttsex and other faggotry). The "animals" episode had many cases of animal abuse, poking fun at tree-hugging hippies, and child abuse. The show received numerous complaints, and was also wrought with internal conflict with Michael Grade of Channel 4 trying to cut out bits that were deemed "too offensive". Morris responded kindly with the insertion of the subliminal message: GRADE IS A CUNT into a frame of one episode.
2001 PAEDOGEDDON Special
Feeling that he hadn't pissed off enough people with the original 6 episodes, Chris pulled out all the stops and created one of the most hilarious and offensive T.V programs ever made. The entire episode pokes fun at pedophiles and the then recent media and tabloid hysteria during Britain's "Name & Shame" Pedophilia witch-hunt. He even went as far as getting Phil Collins to promote the fake "Nonce-sence" campaign while wearing a shirt & hat with the logo (for you non-Britfags, nonce is a term for a child molester). He also made an Eminem likeness called JLB-8, with a full blown music video segment of him on stage singing about buggering kids, and being raped as a baby.
This caused so much butthurt, that various British members of parliament condemned the show, calling Morris "Unspeakably Sick", even though a lot of them admitted they hadn't even watched it, and Chris became one of the most hated men in Britain. British tabloid The Daily Star did one better in the failstakes by reporting on the sick nature of the programme mere inches from an article reporting on some 15-year-old Welsh bint's heaving rack.
So why did he do it? Simple. He did it for the lulz. Chris Morris is also Re4natic's real name.
Queen Mother video
In order to gain yet more IRL lulz he remixed the Queen Mother's funeral video. This caused epic drama amongst the Brits, especially fag Brits, who love to spend their spare time imagining performing necrophilia on the Royal Family.
External Links
- Butthurt people spoofed on his show speak out
- Butthurt tabloids criticize Morris, but are exposed for their hypocrisy in the matching page: "She's a big girl now."
- Cook'd and Bomd'd A fansite.
- Morris trolls a daytime TV show
- Jam lady pwned
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