Fire
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Fire has existed for at least 100 years, but was little known and rarely used until popularized by some cheetohs marketing campaign. Since then, civilization has carried the scars of fire to a no good extent of animal cruelty and tesla coils and whatnot.
Uses of Fire
Fire has a variety of uses, including, but not limited to:
- Burning two towers filled with fat americans
- ending your life at the behest of others
- dramatic entrances
- smoking
- getting rid of old buildings
- essential for starting a flame war
- solving the Jew problem
- solving the pesky asians problem
- solving the black problem
- solving the homeless problem
- solving the whore problem
- solving most any problem
- giving white supremacists what they deserve (A nice hot meal)
- cleaning up Canada
- getting rid of those pesky homosexuals which essentially cures AIDS
- like AIDS fire can also cure all other forms of diseases including Acne
- burning small furry animals to piss off animal rights activists who really only care about the rights of cute animals, those bigots
- Porkchop Sandwiches
- Killing it
- Bakeing a Delicious Cake
- Getting rid of mormons
- Doing 1d20 damage/round.
- Burning Jews
- Putting Wiggers in their place.
- Burning California
- Clearing Large rooms of people, generally resulting in Lulz and a stampede.
- Helping out Catnarok
- Pwning the Australians
- ????
- Profit!
Videos of Fire
Gallery of Fire
 Effective fire fighting. |
 Porkchop Sandwiches. |
 Nintendo fully sanctions killing it with fire |
 So do the Simpsons. |
 Fire. When Man discovered fire, he likely did not realize that his discovery would be used to set street-bums and gutter-whores aflame. |
 Whoever started me, it was most definitely not Billy Joel. |
 The use of fire has spread like wildfire |
 Also useful for witches. |
 Jacqueline Saburido did it for the lulz. |
 A German on fire |
Places Currently on Fire
See Also
- Flame wars
- Flamer
- Pyro
- KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Fire's Forum
- Zippocat
- Olngact, third member of the Holy Cat Family
- Sirtom93
