What
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
What (alternatives below) is a valid response to an overly lengthy journal entry or comment. Also used in response to an entry, question, comment, forum post, etc. that is just completely un-fucking-believably stupid. WHAT is always a worthwhile addition to any conversation, demonstrating one's superior intellect and mastery of the English language. Whenever you find yourself in a situation on the internets where your opinion really matters, what is for you! It also apparently originates from the Something Awful forums, specifically FYAD. Something Awful invents everything, kind of like Al Gore and blacks. The use of what is, of course, a bannable offense on Something Awful nowadays.
Contrary to popular opinion, they speak English in What.
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Correct Usage
- wat
- wut
- WUT
- lolwut
- what
- wait what
- WHAT
- what is this i dont even
- i'm 12 years old and what is this
Incorrect Usage
- What
- What.
- What!
- What?
- Whut (with or without ./!/?)
- Wot
- Wha?
- w@ (W + at)
- w^ (W + hat)
- What is this? I don't even
On ED
- Cut? (Emo variant)
- w00t (Leetspeak variant)
- lolwut / LOLWUT / LOL WUT (Weird pear variant)
- Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computers (Happycat variant)
Around the World
- Wat? (Afrikaans and Dutch variant)
- Çfarë? (Albanian variant)
- ماذا؟ (Arabic variant)
- Што? (Belarusian and Macedonian variant)
- Какво? (Bulgarian variant)
- Què? (Catalan variant)
- Ꮂ? (Cherokee variant)
- 什么？ / 哦？ / 何？ (Chinese variant)
- Što? (Croatian variant)
- Co? (Czech and Polish variant)
- Hvad? (Danish variant)
- Mida? (Estonian variant)
- Mitäh? / Täh? / Hä? (Finnish variant)
- Quoi? (French variant)
- Ha? (Filipino variant)
- ¿Kwe? (Fosterian variant)
- Was? (German variant)
- Τι; (Greek variant)
- ?מה (Hebrew variant)
- क्या? (Hindi variant)
- Apo? (Indonesian and Malay variant)
- Huna? / Sua? / Suna? (Inuktitut variant)
- Che cosa? (Italian variant)
- Mi? (Hungarian variant)
- Hvað? (Icelandic variant)
- 何？(Japanese variant)
- Не? (Kazakh variant)
- 뭐? (Korean variant)
- Kas? (Latvian variant)
- Ką? (Lithuanian variant)
- Xiex? (Maltese variant)
- Ba’ax? (Mayan variant)
- Tlein? (Nahuatl variant)
- چه؟ (Persian variant)
- O quê? (Portuguese variant)
- Ce? (Romanian variant)
- Что? (Russian variant)
- Šta? (Serbian variant)
- Eng? (Sesotho variant)
- Čo? (Slovak variant)
- Maxay? (Somali variant)
- ¿Qué? (Spanish variant)
- Nini? (Swahili variant)
- Vad? (Swedish variant)
- อะไร? (Thai variant)
- Ne? (Turkish variant)
- Що? (Ukrainian variant)
- Cái gì? (Vietnamese variant)
- Beth? (Welsh variant)
- ?וואס (Yiddish variant)
Alternatives
- Huh?
- WWWWH (What? Who? When? Where? How?)
What happens when faggots start saying "what".
Another prime example of when to use the "wat" expression
What is this i don't even
Opposite Usage
An excessively small post answered by a verbose, profoudly lengthy response.
- xxdeadinmyselfxx: yesterday i was at the store.
- IIJonasBrotherFanFANII: Well might I say, old pal, upon reading your message I was met with a combination of both surprise and quite a tingling sensation below the left ear. Why is this you might ask? I was infected with herpes... on the ear. Yes on the ear. "Why is this?" you might ask, good sir. In 2006 I was experimenting with a very good, moral friend and a nondetachable artifact imitating the human male's reproductive organ and my friend... I'll call him Bill, because that was his name, decided it would be fun to blindfold me and make me think his own disease-ridden reproductive organ was our experimenting device. He then proceeded to ram the whole thing in my ear. Barely a near death experience! Ha! As you see this unfortunate case hasn't affected my sense of humor yet. Clearly the friend wasn't as good as I thought, heh! Till next time, I'll keep you posted good sir... if the STDs don't kill me by then! Hah! Or was that in bad taste? If so, sorry, I did not intend this by any means.
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