Why do you hate America?
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Also known as "Why do you hate freedom?," this is the only correct response to any statement which implies the United States might be responsible for anything negative. Yeah right...
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The Answer
History
The phrase "Why do you hate America?" was born after a mother lost her son to the ravaging African disease we now know as elephantiasis. America Johnson was a college athlete and had a 3.0 GPA. He was a community pillar, and often volunteered as the May pole during May Day celebrations. Eventually, like any emotional tragedy, his story began to be used by conservative senators attempting to rally popular opinion to themselves; however, because he was black they often didn't bother to mention who he was in case one of their friends found out they kind of didn't think niggers were so bad.
Lulz
"Why do you hate America?" can be used in any context - and, in fact, the more ridiculous the context, the better the phrase works. Examine these examples for rudimentary tips on how to hate America like the pros:
After a rantBaleeted by people who hate America.During a debateBaleeted- After a long-winded speech
- In mockery of known idiots
- Talking a lot
- A furry speaks out against Americans
...and on, and on, and on. There is literally no end to hating America.
This includes arguments about who had the better empire: BRITAIN or the UNITED STATES. If a Brit criticises America, he is assumed to be immediately wrong. Everyone knows Jews did WTC.
Variations
- Why do you hate Freedom and/or Democracy?
- Why do you want our troops to die?
- Why do you spit on the legacy of our Founding Fathers?
- Why do you hate innocent children?
- Why do you hate our values?
- Why do you like France?
Other Statements that can be used to cause drama and get banned
- America should kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out
- Why do fags hate america?
- Are you a jew?
- Are you a paultard?
- Obama is a muslim nigger
- Blacks are responsible for everything horrible in the world.
- Women definetly can't run countries
- Jews did WTC
- Hitler was a pretty cool guy. Eh killed many a Jew and doesn't afraid of anything.
- No Nazis are bad.
- Ron Paul always wins
- Libertarians hate you
- Liberals hate america
- Librarians hate america
- Anarchists hate america
- Everyone hates america
- Only neocons love america and know what is best.
- All fags are pedophiles.
- All pedophiles are fags.
- I vote republican.
- I kidnap American children and force them to suck my penis
- Why does God Hate America?
- Nigger president lol
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